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At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Advice Needed ()
Date: April 10, 2013 11:36AM

Anna-Nicole-Smith-RIP-and-J-Howard-Marsh

At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?

I cant have anything other than a hot young chick on my arm.

What do you recommend?

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: i did ()
Date: April 10, 2013 11:49AM

I did, its great, plus the new one has a better education so we can actually have a conversation every now and again.

whats the best way to get a woman to put on weight? marry her! hahahah

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: How old? ()
Date: April 10, 2013 11:56AM

But how old?

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 10, 2013 12:17PM

Requires lots of cash, age is not important

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 10, 2013 12:20PM

The question should be, how old your wife should be before you trade her in for a younger model.

As a man, your age isn't important, but the womans is.

Like cars, some woman age better than others.

I'd say , as soon as the first liver spot appears, or if she doesn't bounce back well after the last pregnancy, or at the first refusal of fellatio.

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: PDWdy ()
Date: April 10, 2013 12:34PM

It's not about age, it's about how the bitch looks

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: 30 ()
Date: April 10, 2013 12:59PM

30

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Verunda ()
Date: April 10, 2013 03:54PM

48 year old guy here. 4 years ago I traded in my hostile, angry, fat and lazy old cow for a fit and trim, sexy and happy gal that is 5 years younger than me. Best move I ever made.

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: 52yroldguy ()
Date: April 10, 2013 04:15PM

Honestly the ladies start to look much worse after mid 40ish so Id look to trade up around wife=40 for a early 30 yr. old. Repeat

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Biotch ()
Date: September 10, 2013 12:06AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little, reading this.

I hope your lives end in just as shallow a grave as your personalities.

This is what your lives are about?

Pathetic.

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: O_P_ ()
Date: September 10, 2013 01:57AM

52yroldguy Wrote:
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> Honestly the ladies start to look much worse after
> mid 40ish so Id look to trade up around wife=40
> for a early 30 yr. old. Repeat

Cool.

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 10, 2013 02:51AM

BEH Wrote:
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> The question should be, how old your wife should
> be before you trade her in for a younger model.

The question should be, how old your snoring, falling asleep in front of the TV husband should be before you dump him for a man with a heartbeat.

> As a man, your age isn't important, but the womans
> is.

Actually, you got that ass backwards.

> Like cars, some woman age better than others.

Like cars, most men run out of gas.

> I'd say , as soon as the first liver spot appears,
> or if she doesn't bounce back well after the last
> pregnancy, or at the first refusal of fellatio.

At this point, your wife has already left you, but you wouldn't even know it.

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Geezer Pleaser ()
Date: September 10, 2013 08:23AM

Biotch Wrote:
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> I just threw up in my mouth a little, reading
> this.
>
> I hope your lives end in just as shallow a grave
> as your personalities.
>
> This is what your lives are about?
>
> Pathetic.


LIAR!

If you really threw up then tell us what it tastes like.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Sir Patrick Stewart ()
Date: September 10, 2013 06:16PM


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Re: At what age should I start to consider replacing my aging wife/aging girlfriend with a younger woman?
Posted by: Younger Woman = Happiness ()
Date: September 12, 2013 03:54PM

Anna-Nicole-Smith-RIP-and-J-Howard-Marsh

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Those old dudes sure do look happy.


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