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The Average American
Posted by: Otis Campbell ()
Date: August 18, 2008 11:05PM

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Damn we're good! Makes You Proud To Be An American.

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: SBS ()
Date: August 18, 2008 11:18PM

Damn! I only get 33 miles per gallon.

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Re: The Average American
Date: August 19, 2008 09:37AM

Otis Campbell Wrote:
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> A recent study found the average American walks
> about 900 miles a year.
>
> Another study found Americans drink, on average,
> 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
>
> That means, on average, Americans get about 41
> miles to the gallon.
>
> Damn we're good! Makes You Proud To Be An
> American.


Fuck! I'm a Hummer.

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: Capt. Obvious ()
Date: August 19, 2008 11:29AM

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> Fuck! I'm a Hummer.


I am sure your boyfriend appreciates it....

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 19, 2008 12:34PM

Capt. Obvious Wrote:
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> WashingToneLocian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Fuck! I'm a Hummer.
>
> I am sure your boyfriend appreciates it....


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Re: The Average American
Posted by: HI-larious ()
Date: August 19, 2008 02:05PM

Capt. Obvious Wrote:
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> WashingToneLocian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Fuck! I'm a Hummer.
>
>
> I am sure your boyfriend appreciates it....

+1 - ROFLMAO

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 19, 2008 02:37PM

Otis Campbell Wrote:
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> A recent study found the average American walks
> about 900 miles a year.
>
> Another study found Americans drink, on average,
> 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
>
> That means, on average, Americans get about 41
> miles to the gallon.
>
> Damn we're good! Makes You Proud To Be An
> American.

I walked 7 miles yesterday. If I continue that behavior, will I get 116 miles to the gallon?

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: SBS ()
Date: August 19, 2008 03:29PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Otis Campbell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A recent study found the average American walks
> > about 900 miles a year.
> >
> > Another study found Americans drink, on
> average,
> > 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
> >
> > That means, on average, Americans get about 41
> > miles to the gallon.
> >
> > Damn we're good! Makes You Proud To Be An
> > American.
>
> I walked 7 miles yesterday. If I continue that
> behavior, will I get 116 miles to the gallon?

Yes, if you drink about 7.75 ounces of alcohol.

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: SBS ()
Date: August 19, 2008 03:32PM

SBS Wrote:
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> > I walked 7 miles yesterday. If I continue that
> > behavior, will I get 116 miles to the gallon?
>
> Yes, if you drink about 7.75 ounces of alcohol.

Oops, posted too quick. Theoretically, yes, but I think it's physically impossible to get 116 mpg.

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Re: The Average American
Posted by: average american ()
Date: August 19, 2008 05:18PM


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