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Warning to all gun owners
Posted by: republican't ()
Date: April 07, 2013 01:28PM

Obama, Biden, and a bunch of liberal supporters came to my house today and knocked on my door. I opened and asked them kindly to step off my property. Obama said, "Sir, the time has come, we are here to collect all of your guns." I replied, "You can't do that, it is unconstitutional!" He said something about being the HNIC, whatever that means, and the crowd chanted, "HAND THEM OVER, HAND THEM OVER!!" I then stated, "You commie liberal pussies can have them when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!" Obama said, "Fair enough." then called a drone strike on my house. After I had been extinguished he ordered Seal Team 6 to raid my home and confiscate all of my firearms. They then raised a flag with a red star over my smoldering rubble of a house, then left. My dead body was reanimated by some serum a guy in a white coat injected me with, I believe his coat had CIA on it. I am now shuffling around with a strange appetite for human flesh and brains. Be aware, it is happening!!!!

True story...

Don't tread on me!

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Re: Warning to all gun owners
Posted by: So what's for lunch? ()
Date: April 07, 2013 06:01PM

The country was getting a little boring.
Bring it on!

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