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Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: why o why ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:00PM

Keep off my lawn.
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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: jews juice ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:03PM

because they know they'll be dead soon...

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: So true ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:09PM

Ever since my dad turned 70 he has no filter. Talks smack and shit about everyone and everything. Don't even get me started about politics and old men.

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:12PM

Because they have to deal with disrespectful shit for brains 20 and 30 somethings all the time.

And they know they will be dead soon.............

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: JuiceLayer ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:12PM

Because they grew up in a white man's world where negros were scared, fags were still in the closet and you could still beat your wife on the courthouse steps with a stick no bigger in dimeter than your ring finger.

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:17PM

JuiceLayer Wrote:
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> Because they grew up in a white man's world where
> negros were scared, fags were still in the closet
> and you could still beat your wife on the
> courthouse steps with a stick no bigger in dimeter
> than your ring finger.


Ah....the infamous "rule of ........ring finger"?

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: JuiceLayer ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:22PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Ah....the infamous "rule of ........ring finger"?

Absolutely. Some men would smash one's hand with a mallet to ensure a suitable sized stick for his nagging wretch.

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:31PM

Once you reach an age with plaid pants, and drooling, everything's "fuck it."

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: benny hill ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:41PM

They also dont care where they fart. Grocery store aisle, restaurant, DMV etc. Nasty old farts farts.

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:53PM

Could have sword that I read a study that showed the ages of between 1 and 30 and 60 and 90 as being the happiest years of your life. It was actually middle aged people who were the most depressed and angry.

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: beenie ()
Date: April 02, 2013 07:25PM

I dont know about that. I am 30 and happy. The old people I know bitch about everything under the sun. The only time they seem happy is when they are arguing with someone.

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Re: Why are old people always mad?
Posted by: aDicknamedTracy ()
Date: April 02, 2013 09:21PM

My favorite supermarket is out of prunes and I really need to ... you know. Can ya spare some Metamucil?

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