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Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:03PM

This is NOT a political post...

I told a friend a while ago I would definitely fuck Wendy Williams over Michelle Obama. She's kind of a big gal- but nice chest and looks like she takes care of herself self visually. My friend looked at me like I was nuts, but I can't find a reason why I wouldn't.

Michelle Obama has improved her look with the bangs, but she just looks like a very bland black chick. I don't get any of the glamour appeal the media attaches to her. Not that she is fugly, just kind of plain.

Gotta pick one. If your answer is BOTH(!) or NEITHER(!), save the keystrokes. Which one?

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:05PM

If I have to go by the pictures, I'd go with Michelle.

In that photo, Wendy looks like a Sasquatch transvestite.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:22PM

Yeah, kind of an overdone tranny look with WW. And pretty fucking tall, almost too tall, but nice chest and I kind of like the face.

She just strikes me as a gamer.

Anyone?
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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: From the Other Side ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:22PM

Well, I'm a woman so I guess my vote doesn't count. But anyway, Michelle Obama is not plain - she is a strong featured woman with class and style. You may or may not find her attractive, but she is striking. Wendy Williams looks and sounds like a hooker. No comparison.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:26PM

From the Other Side Wrote:
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> Well, I'm a woman so I guess my vote doesn't
> count. But anyway, Michelle Obama is not plain -
> she is a strong featured woman with class and
> style. You may or may not find her attractive, but
> she is striking. Wendy Williams looks and sounds
> like a hooker. No comparison.


No, your vote means nothing.

Unless you have rug munching tendencies you wanna graphically elaborate on-
GO AWAY.

Thx


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:36PM

LOL,

If I was drunk enough I might do both, but I might accidentally try to impregnate M.O. just to make B.H.O. angry.
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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: georgebusy8 ()
Date: April 02, 2013 01:37PM

Neither, would rather slap my monkey!

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Wendy's ()
Date: April 02, 2013 02:43PM

Wendy IS a man

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 02, 2013 04:23PM

Sorry, I dont eat dark meat.

Thye both could be men with a few add ons

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Bacon ()
Date: April 02, 2013 04:52PM

I would make sweet, sweet love to Michelle Obama for about a minute, only to say I did. I'm sure I would need to be half or fully drunk though, with plenty of foreplay on her end to start with.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: feva fo da jungle ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:03PM

At least Michelle has nice legs, Wendy looks straight up like a tranny...

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: spoolspo ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:37PM

feva fo da jungle Wrote:
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> At least Michelle has nice legs, Wendy looks
> straight up like a tranny...

Michelle Obama is not good looking. She's a smart, capable, role-model First Lady, but people are smoking dope if they think she's pretty. She's not, and I hate hearing the media spooge all over themselves to say she is.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: April 02, 2013 06:41PM

Ugh. No.

I'd rather roll around in broken glass or watch an entire episode of "30 Rock"...

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: April 02, 2013 07:20PM

Technically, the answer is neither. If I was forced to choose one, Michelle Obama... provided she wears a bag for the 30 seconds I'm in her.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: feva fo da jungle ()
Date: April 02, 2013 07:20PM

spoolspo Wrote:
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> feva fo da jungle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At least Michelle has nice legs, Wendy looks
> > straight up like a tranny...
>
> Michelle Obama is not good looking. She's a smart,
> capable, role-model First Lady, but people are
> smoking dope if they think she's pretty. She's
> not, and I hate hearing the media spooge all over
> themselves to say she is.

Yo bro, you be denser than a brick shit that prolapses your gay asshole and rips fissures in it... The game is which of the two... I never said the bitch looked good, just that she has some tone ass legs. You'd bang than man looking Wendy Williams wouldn't you? You shit pipe sewer hole sucking faggot you...

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: pololololo ()
Date: April 02, 2013 09:04PM

feva fo da jungle Wrote:
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> spoolspo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > feva fo da jungle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > At least Michelle has nice legs, Wendy looks
> > > straight up like a tranny...
> >
> > Michelle Obama is not good looking. She's a
> smart,
> > capable, role-model First Lady, but people are
> > smoking dope if they think she's pretty. She's
> > not, and I hate hearing the media spooge all
> over
> > themselves to say she is.
>
> Yo bro, you be denser than a brick shit that
> prolapses your gay asshole and rips fissures in
> it... The game is which of the two... I never said
> the bitch looked good, just that she has some tone
> ass legs. You'd bang than man looking Wendy
> Williams wouldn't you? You shit pipe sewer hole
> sucking faggot you...


This made my night. Hahahahaha!

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: guh ()
Date: July 07, 2013 10:32AM

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Alfred98 ()
Date: July 07, 2013 01:17PM

Michelle is a real woman, with a gorgeous butt.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: low standards ()
Date: July 07, 2013 01:21PM

Alfred98 Wrote:
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> Michelle is a real woman, with a gorgeous butt.

you dont get out much do you?

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Tray von Martin ()
Date: July 07, 2013 02:34PM

Um, neither. I'd go gay before doing either of them. And it's not political. I swear WW is a man and Michellephant is just plain rude and ill tempered, and not terribly attractive.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Liberal Logic 14 ()
Date: July 07, 2013 02:39PM

Michelle might actually catch on fire if a white guy had sex with her with how much she hates whites from her dissertation

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: hidey-ho ()
Date: July 07, 2013 02:53PM

Tray von Martin Wrote:
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> Um, neither. I'd go gay before doing either of
> them. And it's not political. I swear WW is a man
> and Michellephant is just plain rude and ill
> tempered, and not terribly attractive.


Not entirely surprising... the way these passive agressive desk jockeys walk around in NOVA... bunch of sissy closeted fags. You slap that bitch, throw her down, grab her hair and say "take it bitch!". Not bitch out and go fuck your gaming buddy.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Devin Da Dude ()
Date: February 11, 2014 02:15AM

I would do everything and anything to wendy like bareback the fuck out of her and get her pregnant cus she has somewhat more of a thicker body than michelle....sorry but I just can't let a good thing go to waist lol

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: hypocrite? ()
Date: February 11, 2014 02:25AM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Sorry, I dont eat dark meat.
>


LOL

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Fap Fappington ()
Date: February 11, 2014 09:41AM

Wendy looks like she'd be more fun in bed.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Fag city 98 ()
Date: February 11, 2014 11:57AM

Whichever one does anal. Though Wendy has nice big cans and Michele looks like a dead fish type.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: harmel ()
Date: February 11, 2014 12:19PM

Michelle looks like she is missing a bone in her pig nose.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Kennmill ()
Date: July 07, 2014 06:32PM

I would fuck oboma's wife balls deep and cum inside her i would suck her ass suck her pus suck her boobs and fill her up with my cum

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: fuck no ()
Date: July 07, 2014 06:40PM

Those are men. No thanks.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: July 07, 2014 06:45PM

Neither nor. But if I had to choose I would go with Wendy.

I have you now.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: seriouslyb ()
Date: July 07, 2014 06:45PM

WingNut Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is NOT a political post...
>
> I told a friend a while ago I would definitely
> fuck Wendy Williams over Michelle Obama. She's
> kind of a big gal- but nice chest and looks like
> she takes care of herself self visually. My friend
> looked at me like I was nuts, but I can't find a
> reason why I wouldn't.
>
> Michelle Obama has improved her look with the
> bangs, but she just looks like a very bland black
> chick. I don't get any of the glamour appeal the
> media attaches to her. Not that she is fugly, just
> kind of plain.
>
> Gotta pick one. If your answer is BOTH(!) or
> NEITHER(!), save the keystrokes. Which one?
>
> .
> .


Would you bone Moms Mabley or Whoopie Goldberg?

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: is this a gigilo question? ()
Date: July 07, 2014 07:09PM

I would plug neither. Plus wendy is plasic, but, i suppose there is someone for everbody.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: Wendy O Williams ()
Date: July 07, 2014 07:33PM

maybe...

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: OP forcing an answer ()
Date: July 07, 2014 07:49PM

WingNut Wrote:
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>
> Gotta pick one. If your answer is BOTH(!) or
> NEITHER(!), save the keystrokes. Which one?


Because the stupid op forcing me with a gun to my head. I thought I would tell a story before I get to answer. You see I think both give limp dick, but, upon investigation I decided to let the photos choose for me since they both are 5'11 they tie in height. Now I have to figure out what is the deal maker with me being forced. I looked for face, voluptuous, and, body. Face goes to michelle, breast goes to wendy. Body goes to neither.

I looked at butt pics and their asses are flat, so, whats a penis to do?


Conclusion: I went full circle. Even with a gun to head I honestly cannot pick either. Sorry I tried. Shoot me.

P.S. I was just joking about calling you stupid. I was trying to bring humor to my post. No hard feelings.

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Re: Would Ya Bone- Michelle Obama or Wendy Williams?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: July 07, 2014 09:36PM

Both of those guys played college football.

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