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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Gordon79 ()
Date: May 03, 2013 10:20AM

Riddle me this, after eating strawberry and vanilla ice cream, why are my shits chocolate in appearance?

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Gordon79 ()
Date: May 03, 2013 01:46PM

Well the briefs will be easy to put on now, yellow in the front, Brown in the back.

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Gordon79 ()
Date: May 03, 2013 02:44PM

Guess its a bad sign when flies die and cockroaches cough in the stall you occupy

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Gordon79 ()
Date: May 05, 2013 07:57AM

Thus far my rear ends holding up, but does anyone know if the imminent cicadas are going to turn out okay if digested? Would putting chocolate in them be over the top, and require extra Imodium?

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Gordon79 ()
Date: May 05, 2013 04:08PM

Beer shits are the worst. Fuck the hangover.

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Split carson ()
Date: January 29, 2018 12:25PM

This is a shitty thread.

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Crsnky ()
Date: January 29, 2018 02:23PM

Why does Gerry always crossed my mind when I’m taking a dump?

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: What the fuck? ()
Date: January 29, 2018 04:14PM

Crsnky Wrote:
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> Why does Gerry always crossed my mind when I’m
> taking a dump?


Because he is on your mind 24/7.

Gerry may be obsessed with Trump, but at least Trump is the President.

You are obsessed with an internet loser.

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: Orange Onion ()
Date: April 07, 2024 05:43AM

Leftover Chili, two bottles of Corona, and a steaming hot turd! Take that bowels!

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Re: Shit Issues
Posted by: 9UP7W ()
Date: April 08, 2024 12:14PM

I have this consta-crap, consta-wipe model asshole. It shits at least 6X a day. It takes half roll of TP to wipe each time. It means I have to flush at least 5X per crap since if you throw too much TP in the toilet bowl, it plugs up. So I wipe, flush, wipe, flush, wipe flush. I have to have 2 shitstain free wipes in a row. If I don't and pull my pants up anyhow, I get Greasy Butt Crack syndrome in less than 30 min. I've had to do a triple flush eternal ass wiping on just wiping greasy butt crack.

So is there some placeI can trade in theis consta-crap consta-wipe model asshole for one that doesn't shit so much & need all this wiping? I'm gong bankrupt paying water bills and buying TP.

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