Gordon79 Wrote:
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> Mother of all things holy my asshole deserves a
> condolence card, after breakfast at IHOP. This
> place should be called IPLOP as the Rooty Tooty
> Fresh and fruity dribbled out of my ass, like the
> jugs of syrup on the tables.There was no need for
> the fisting from eesh or anyone else for that
> matter, because even Andre the Giant or a football
> player with multiple rings would run in the other
> direction. I hope that the host will be able to
> distract diners, with the tested "there's nothing
> to see here", escorting people past the large pile
> of humid biological byproducts. My intestines and
> rectum are going to need a siesta and its with
> profound thanks that its not Mexican Monday.
He said IPLOP.
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