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Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: dumb white guy ()
Date: March 31, 2013 05:28PM

The guy has made a career acting like a special ed kid. He isnt funny and never has been.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 31, 2013 05:37PM

Well damn!
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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Taketothehills ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:25PM

Take to the hills grab your gun!

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: 8 more years ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:31PM

dumb white guy Wrote:
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> The guy has made a career acting like a special ed
> kid. He isnt funny and never has been.

Perhaps.

But he's absolutely correct about Fox "News" and has a platform to get that particular message out loud and clear.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: dumb white guy ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:33PM

Not sure what you mean I am talking about one of his old movies I had to suffer through with GF. The guy made what he considers funny faces and dancing around twisting his body like a sped. I am surprised some advocates for retards hasnt complained about him.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: oh gee ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:38PM

well it seems like you're offended because you must be a retard, even retarded people know the difference between being silly and mocking mentally challenging folks such as yourself

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Perpetual ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:38PM

dumb white guy Wrote:
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> Not sure what you mean I am talking about one of
> his old movies I had to suffer through with GF.
> The guy made what he considers funny faces and
> dancing around twisting his body like a sped. I am
> surprised some advocates for retards hasnt
> complained about him.

Perhaps you should complain.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: downs advocate ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:49PM

oh gee Wrote:
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> well it seems like you're offended because you
> must be a retard, even retarded people know the
> difference between being silly and mocking
> mentally challenging folks such as yourself

I do not make fun of retards and do not believe Carrey should profit off their disabilities.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: oh gee ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:51PM

you just insulted downs people, they are not retarded

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: downs advocate ()
Date: March 31, 2013 06:56PM

oh gee Wrote:
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> you just insulted downs people, they are not
> retarded

ok I apoligize, I am sorry you have downs
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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 31, 2013 07:07PM

I agree and add to the list

Will Ferrall
Ben Affleck

There is another one but I can't remember his name

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 31, 2013 07:13PM

Just remembered, Vince Vaughn

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Hell Yeha ()
Date: March 31, 2013 07:20PM

Jim Carey is not funny. HE'S HILARIOUS!

I loved him as fire marshall Bill.

My second favorite has to be CABLE GUY.

He is simply an amazing actor. Glad to see he starting to get some publicity again.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Cable Guy ()
Date: March 31, 2013 07:24PM

Carey rocks!
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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: pre-Lester ()
Date: March 31, 2013 07:58PM

Welcome to yesterday. He's been replaced by the goofy Asian gu in every movie.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: asian gu ()
Date: March 31, 2013 08:03PM

what's asian gu look like?

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Liberal Logic 102 ()
Date: March 31, 2013 09:09PM

He had a couple funny movies early on but hasnt been funny in over a decade or even relevant.

His comedy was completely one note like was mentioned above and in small doses/at first was comical. Once youd seen it once though youd seen every single movie hes ever been in much like Jack Black and it got stale very quickly.

Now hes just using pathetic attempts to get attention again most likely with the hopes of getting more work. At best hes a has been hack who other than acting like a complete idiot really wasnt a good actor nor someone who was ever taken seriously.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: March 31, 2013 09:20PM

I think he's like Bill Murray, Jerry Lewis and other funny guys who make a pile of money and want to expand their range. I don't think many actors want to be looked at like a one trick pony. Jerry Lewis refers to himself in the third person to separate himself from his goofy man/child persona.
After making enough money, Carrey can afford to take chances. That said, I think he's dipping back into the familiar pool to be relevant again. But like John Travolta, all it takes is one hit movie to be back on top.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/31/2013 09:41PM by Priapus.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: FriskyFrisky ()
Date: March 31, 2013 09:38PM

He hasn't been funny since his Ace Ventura movie.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 31, 2013 09:52PM

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LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN!

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Jim Siskel ()
Date: March 31, 2013 10:09PM

Truman Show was his best movie.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Roger Ebert ()
Date: March 31, 2013 10:18PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> I think he's like Bill Murray, Jerry Lewis and
> other funny guys who make a pile of money and want
> to expand their range. I don't think many actors
> want to be looked at like a one trick pony. Jerry
> Lewis refers to himself in the third person to
> separate himself from his goofy man/child
> persona.


I'd pull Murray out of that group. He's a genuinely funny guy regardless what he's doing.

The other two are purely acts. Carey basically just ripped off Lewis' act and updated it a little.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 31, 2013 11:15PM

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Sexy

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 31, 2013 11:17PM

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Sexy hair cut but that smile has to be toned down a bit..

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 31, 2013 11:17PM

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SeXxXy

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 01, 2013 12:05AM

He's hilarious, though no one took him seriously in his role in The Number 23.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: April 01, 2013 02:04AM

I did..I thought it was a pretty good, semi-scary movie. Wait..I think I'm thinking of that hotel movie..nevermind, LOL

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: for teen oh ate ()
Date: April 01, 2013 02:33AM

1408

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: April 01, 2013 05:27AM

Roger Ebert Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think he's like Bill Murray, Jerry Lewis and
> > other funny guys who make a pile of money and
> want
> > to expand their range. I don't think many
> actors
> > want to be looked at like a one trick pony.
> Jerry
> > Lewis refers to himself in the third person to
> > separate himself from his goofy man/child
> > persona.
>
>
> I'd pull Murray out of that group. He's a
> genuinely funny guy regardless what he's doing.
>
> The other two are purely acts. Carey basically
> just ripped off Lewis' act and updated it a
> little.


I wasn't talking about funny. That's pretty subjective since Murray, Lewis, Carrey,etc made a bunch of money using versions of the same act. I meant I don't think they want to be confused with their onscreen persona. Murray tried to truely act in "The Razor's Edge". People were confused and stayed away. That movie combined with his high salary and studio politics, made him rebuild his career.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 01, 2013 07:59AM

What IS funny is that someone was so pissed off about the anti-gun video Carey just did, that they felt the need to start a thread about his career.

We should all be half as successful as Carey.

Although I don't agree with Jimmy on this one , you have to be a real douche to get upset about an American citizen exercising their right to free speech.

If you have a problem with it, maybe you should get a turban and some Khat, and go live in Somalia.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: non gun owner ()
Date: April 01, 2013 08:21AM

BEH Wrote:
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> What IS funny is that someone was so pissed off
> about the anti-gun video Carey just did, that they
> felt the need to start a thread about his career.
>
>
> We should all be half as successful as Carey.
>
> Although I don't agree with Jimmy on this one ,
> you have to be a real douche to get upset about an
> American citizen exercising their right to free
> speech.
>
> If you have a problem with it, maybe you should
> get a turban and some Khat, and go live in
> Somalia.


Dickwad, I havent seen his video. I can just imagine it is something controversial to try to get his face back out there since his career is drowning. His act is old and people tire of his acting like a retard. Its only funny for so long. I will credit him for being as funny as Jerry Lewis which is to say he isnt funny in the least.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 01, 2013 08:29AM

Don't believe it.

Jim Carrey isn't funny anymore, no one watches Letterman, Kim Bassinger is getting ugly, Guinness is now brewed in Texas.

Of all the issues and changes you could have started a thread about, you just happened to choose someone who just made an anti gun video.

Yeah sure.

If you're going to take a stance and make a point don't do it half ass, ass.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: non gun owner ()
Date: April 01, 2013 08:36AM

If you bothered to read my Op you would know my GF made me suffer through a Carrey movie. It was like spending two hours in a sped class. Flailing his arms and talking like a tard just made me suffer. Whether you believe me or not I dont give a shit.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 01, 2013 09:31AM

I can't stand the guy and Dumb and Dumber was his best, though he was borderline obnoxious there, too.

His recent video just proves how stupid and out of touch he is.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 01, 2013 09:34AM

Jim Carrey has not been relevant since Fire Marshall Bill.
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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: April 01, 2013 12:14PM

He is in KickAss 2. Looks like it's going to be good. Love Jim Carrey. You are gay.

THE END

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 01, 2013 01:32PM

Tell me Ahmayzin, why would someone start a thread on a faded celebrity just to remind us that the celebrity is not pertinent anymore?

The answer , my chocolate brother, is the OP had an agenda.

Carrey put out a anti gun video. The OP did not agree, and decided to attack Jim , not on the issue itself, but JC's fading career.

Oh yeah, The Mask and Ace Ventura weren't funny. Sure.

OK then, if Jimmy isn't funny who is?

Cedric the Entertainer?



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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: homosezwhat ()
Date: April 01, 2013 01:33PM

Carrey is an idiot. Having had several bombs recently, he attacks gun owners just as he's starring in a newly-released movie (another bomb) and about to star in another. I bet the studios are just loving him. What a 'tard.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 01, 2013 01:36PM

OK, Carrey isn't funny, which may be news to the world at large.

Please enlighten the universe with the truth.

Please tell us who IS funny?

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: not much funny ()
Date: April 01, 2013 01:57PM

BEH Wrote:
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>
> Although I don't agree with Jimmy on this one ,
> you have to be a real douche to get upset about an
> American citizen exercising their right to free
> speech.
>

First of all Jim Carrey is Canadian. Secondly, and most importantly, he is way more annoying than he is funny. And finally, he got involved with that stupid fucking cunt who thinks that immunizations caused her kid to have autism (and who continues her loud mouth crusade which has been thoroughly discredited) which is fine, except that he jumped right on board with that shit.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Gethsemane ()
Date: April 01, 2013 01:58PM

not much funny Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Although I don't agree with Jimmy on this one ,
> > you have to be a real douche to get upset about
> an
> > American citizen exercising their right to free
> > speech.
> >
>
> First of all Jim Carrey is Canadian. Secondly, and
> most importantly, he is way more annoying than he
> is funny. And finally, he got involved with that
> stupid fucking cunt who thinks that immunizations
> caused her kid to have autism (and who continues
> her loud mouth crusade which has been thoroughly
> discredited) which is fine, except that he jumped
> right on board with that shit.

+1

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: JHvMF ()
Date: April 02, 2013 05:08PM

not much funny Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Although I don't agree with Jimmy on this one ,
> > you have to be a real douche to get upset about
> an
> > American citizen exercising their right to free
> > speech.
> >
>
> First of all Jim Carrey is Canadian. Secondly, and
> most importantly, he is way more annoying than he
> is funny. And finally, he got involved with that
> stupid fucking cunt who thinks that immunizations
> caused her kid to have autism (and who continues
> her loud mouth crusade which has been thoroughly
> discredited) which is fine, except that he jumped
> right on board with that shit.


beh is not smart

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Bacon ()
Date: April 02, 2013 05:15PM

BEH Wrote:
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> OK, Carrey isn't funny, which may be news to the
> world at large.
>
> Please enlighten the universe with the truth.
>
> Please tell us who IS funny?

Now, Frank Caliendo is funny.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: April 03, 2013 04:54PM

Frank Caliendo is hilarious. So is Jim Gaffagan and Aries Spears.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: real deal ()
Date: April 03, 2013 05:05PM

homosezwhat Wrote:
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> Carrey is an idiot. Having had several bombs
> recently, he attacks gun owners just as he's
> starring in a newly-released movie (another bomb)
> and about to star in another. I bet the studios
> are just loving him. What a 'tard.

He is grasping at straws. He hoped making an anti gun message would translate into asses in the seats for his next bomb of a movie. He has never been funny, just that to seem edgy people will go along with the premise he is really funny and they better be laughing.

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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: Roy and John ()
Date: April 03, 2013 05:08PM

Even we cant save his career.
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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 03, 2013 05:09PM

Maybe a guy like this wil show up at his next movie and really make it newsworthy.
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Re: Jim Carrey is not funny
Posted by: dirty harry. ()
Date: April 03, 2013 05:11PM

Bwah ha ha ha a true comic genius
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