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Old timers
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 29, 2013 12:20PM

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2013 03:44PM

I don't know how people work in gerontology, it's like dealing with children that smell like moth balls and use 1940s slurs.

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: March 29, 2013 03:46PM

It's a stolen joke...but...

Italian guy with Alzheimers: "Eh, I forgot about it!"

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 29, 2013 03:54PM

Ahmayzin Wrote:
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> It's a stolen joke...but...
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> Italian guy with Alzheimers: "Eh, I forgot about
> it!"

http://youtu.be/iSPc8oU7YIY

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 29, 2013 04:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I don't know how people work in gerontology, it's
> like dealing with children that smell like moth
> balls and use 1940s slurs.


It's good stuff man! Old people rock!

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: my clock is ticking ()
Date: March 29, 2013 04:04PM

I see age 70 as my check out date, maybe sooner if I get something terminal. What happens after that powerchairs, AARP, adult diapers, catheters, nursing homes,diabetes and yelling at the tv. No thanks.

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: March 29, 2013 04:14PM

>>> "...Old people have a reputation for producing a distinct stink that follows
>>> them around like, well, a bad odor. Now, chemosensory experts have found that
>>> people can indeed pick out the aged aroma — and it's actually more pleasant and
>>> less intense than body odors from twentysomethings and middle-aged folk..."

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/31/science/la-sci-old-person-smell-20120531

What was that about old people smell?

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Re: Old timers
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: March 29, 2013 04:20PM

my clock is ticking Wrote:
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> I see age 70 as my check out date...

Lol!

I see 70 as the time I get to start thinking about relaxing and taking that trip to the Greek islands, pigging out on REAL Mediterranean food, heading on over to Asia and enjoying some street food again, maybe trying to get some Spanish practice in, of all places, Spain, wearing my chubbies (I just call them "shorts" rankly) and mowing the lawn, wearing same and planting some more trees after I take down a couple with a hand-pruning saw (only), etc etc etc.

Haven't you heard that 60 is the new 30?

Check out at 70!?

Good grief - I'm planning to have barely begun life by then.

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