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Police are looking for a man who allegedly pistol-whipped a ball-throwing bar- goer near Clarendon. The incident took place around 3:30 a.m. on Saturday, March 23. Police say a group of friends were returning from a bar and throwing a ball around, when the ball struck a black Range Rover that was driving by. The owner of the SUV — described as a skinny man with a moustache and a foreign accent — got out of the vehicle and allegedly pistol-whipped the victim. The suspect then fled the scene and the victim was taken to the hospital for minor injuries.
Bet it was some arab with a small penis who has to drive a range rover to impress his american girlfriend.
Why does anyone drive a Range Rover? The brand is always by far the most unreliable manufacturer. Even Chrysler products score way higher than Range Rover.
I was there it was fuuuucked, aite looks so me and my boys were out on da street playin some catch right, I goes, TOMMIE, RUN A FADER!
He runs into this bean lovers land rover, probably hadta work 3 jobs for it, faggot wouldnt last a min. in our street football league.
ANYways so he gets out and start takin on the bois. we're so shocked and tired from running the fade that we axually let him drop a few o' us. Anyways we regrouped at the IHOP, shit bra if we find you you'll be in for a tag team of a lifetime. You're lucky you had that gun too, I woulda dropped you with an mma elbow with no problems
The guy driving the RR was a spetsnaz providing diplomatic security at the Russian Federation embassy. He pistol whipped the douche who vandalized his ride because the alternative was breaking his neck with some death touch kung fu and causing an international incident. People with real incomes don't have to limit themselves to econo box munchkin mobiles. Get over it toy ota driver.
Yeah......BUT EVERYONE in arlington is a turd colored monkey or a white pussy.
And the white pussys act like they "tolerate" the turds while living the upper class dream. And the the turds act like "bad asses" ..while living like a turd.
Johhny Rocket Wrote:
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> I was there it was fuuuucked, aite looks so me and
> my boys were out on da street playin some catch
> right, I goes, TOMMIE, RUN A FADER!
>
> He runs into this bean lovers land rover, probably
> hadta work 3 jobs for it, faggot wouldnt last a
> min. in our street football league.
>
> ANYways so he gets out and start takin on the
> bois. we're so shocked and tired from running the
> fade that we axually let him drop a few o' us.
> Anyways we regrouped at the IHOP, shit bra if we
> find you you'll be in for a tag team of a
> lifetime. You're lucky you had that gun too, I
> woulda dropped you with an mma elbow with no
> problems