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Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: matt dillon ()
Date: March 28, 2013 08:04AM

Police are looking for a man who allegedly pistol-whipped a ball-throwing bar- goer near Clarendon. The incident took place around 3:30 a.m. on Saturday, March 23. Police say a group of friends were returning from a bar and throwing a ball around, when the ball struck a black Range Rover that was driving by. The owner of the SUV — described as a skinny man with a moustache and a foreign accent — got out of the vehicle and allegedly pistol-whipped the victim. The suspect then fled the scene and the victim was taken to the hospital for minor injuries.


Bet it was some arab with a small penis who has to drive a range rover to impress his american girlfriend.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 28, 2013 08:10AM

What kind of jack asses play catch on a city street at 3:30am?

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: ahad abul mohammad ()
Date: March 28, 2013 08:15AM

Infidels, in Iran we know how to deal with such things and we dont allow alcohol.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Batter up ()
Date: March 28, 2013 04:41PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> What kind of jack asses play catch on a city
> street at 3:30am?

Live a little, pussy. Not everyone is a little white boy.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: buuul sheeet ()
Date: March 28, 2013 10:01PM

they dont drive range rovers lmfao

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 28, 2013 10:05PM

Why does anyone drive a Range Rover? The brand is always by far the most unreliable manufacturer. Even Chrysler products score way higher than Range Rover.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Johhny Rocket ()
Date: March 28, 2013 10:12PM

I was there it was fuuuucked, aite looks so me and my boys were out on da street playin some catch right, I goes, TOMMIE, RUN A FADER!

He runs into this bean lovers land rover, probably hadta work 3 jobs for it, faggot wouldnt last a min. in our street football league.

ANYways so he gets out and start takin on the bois. we're so shocked and tired from running the fade that we axually let him drop a few o' us. Anyways we regrouped at the IHOP, shit bra if we find you you'll be in for a tag team of a lifetime. You're lucky you had that gun too, I woulda dropped you with an mma elbow with no problems

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: emigrerusskibillionairehangs ()
Date: March 29, 2013 02:13AM

The guy driving the RR was a spetsnaz providing diplomatic security at the Russian Federation embassy. He pistol whipped the douche who vandalized his ride because the alternative was breaking his neck with some death touch kung fu and causing an international incident. People with real incomes don't have to limit themselves to econo box munchkin mobiles. Get over it toy ota driver.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Batter up is shite colored ()
Date: March 29, 2013 09:29AM

Yeah......BUT EVERYONE in arlington is a turd colored monkey or a white pussy.
And the white pussys act like they "tolerate" the turds while living the upper class dream. And the the turds act like "bad asses" ..while living like a turd.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: noice brah ()
Date: March 29, 2013 09:35AM

Johhny Rocket Wrote:
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> I was there it was fuuuucked, aite looks so me and
> my boys were out on da street playin some catch
> right, I goes, TOMMIE, RUN A FADER!
>
> He runs into this bean lovers land rover, probably
> hadta work 3 jobs for it, faggot wouldnt last a
> min. in our street football league.
>
> ANYways so he gets out and start takin on the
> bois. we're so shocked and tired from running the
> fade that we axually let him drop a few o' us.
> Anyways we regrouped at the IHOP, shit bra if we
> find you you'll be in for a tag team of a
> lifetime. You're lucky you had that gun too, I
> woulda dropped you with an mma elbow with no
> problems


dis made me laugh

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:09PM

This tip should keep you alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIsC764Nn4

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: gun guy ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:12PM

hey, yuckster do you have any guns?

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:15PM


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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:20PM

Yucky, spot the Thumper in the pic you lifted from someone else.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:26PM


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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: gun guy ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Yucky, spot the Thumper in the pic you lifted from
> someone else.


Left wall, second from bottom.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: gun guy ()
Date: April 02, 2013 10:54PM

What do I win eesh?

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 02, 2013 11:01PM

I was wondering if Yucky knew, his lack of an answer means he didn't know.


What is that on the far right? It looks like some sort of autocannon from a helicopter.

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: gun guy ()
Date: April 02, 2013 11:52PM

Is far right a M2 with some muzzle attachment?

We should go shooting sometime eesh. I got my nra range card ;-)

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: A Question ()
Date: April 03, 2013 12:15AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Yucky, spot the Thumper in the pic you lifted from
> someone else.

What's a Thumper?

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: Duh Hur Hur Hur ()
Date: April 03, 2013 12:22AM

A Question Wrote:
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> What's a Thumper?


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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: gun guy ()
Date: April 03, 2013 12:23AM

a 40mm grenade or gas canister launcher

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Re: Arlington getting dangerous
Posted by: gun guy ()
Date: April 03, 2013 12:24AM

I guess its called a thumper because of the sound it makes

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