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Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: longjohn ()
Date: March 26, 2013 06:05PM

I know they are phony but be careful what you wish for. Mine is super sized and it is more trouble than its worth. GF complains about the size and she is not the first one. It takes a long time to get her ready. Even when I do get entry I can only at most get 3/4 in. Anal is out of the question. I would love to have a normal size with normal girth.

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 26, 2013 06:08PM

So, your GF is a gnat?

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 26, 2013 06:28PM

Call Lorena Bobbitt and get a trim

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 26, 2013 06:32PM

I also have a problem by having a monster penis. Fortunately I found a woman named Alias (a regular poster here) that has a huge gaping vagina and loose asshole. She lets me ride her hard.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/26/2013 08:02PM by eesh.

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 26, 2013 08:49PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I also have a problem by having a monster penis.
> Fortunately I found a woman named Alias (a regular
> poster here) that has a huge gaping vagina and
> loose asshole. She lets me ride her hard.

I'm guessing you had to slip her some GHB before you rammed that monster in her?
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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 26, 2013 08:53PM

I took a video. Alias loves it deep in her.



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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 26, 2013 08:56PM

You're either hung like a horse......or Alias is a midget.

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 26, 2013 08:57PM

is it the filter? lighting? or is that shit bone dry?

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 26, 2013 08:57PM

Alias likes a sandpaper feel.

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: March 26, 2013 09:02PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias likes a sandpaper feel.
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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: ok ()
Date: March 27, 2013 07:24PM

a john holmes wish he was

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: Oh no, not again ()
Date: March 27, 2013 07:28PM


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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: HowieFeltersnatch ()
Date: March 27, 2013 07:31PM

Damn, OP, 3/4 of an inch is pretty tiny. Your dick is small.

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Re: Ads to increase penis size
Posted by: contra ()
Date: March 27, 2013 07:37PM

At 6 inches(try to contain your orgasms now ladies), I am average. Enlargement operation is like 5k for length and another 5k for girth. Not too bad if it wasnt for all the potential side effects

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