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You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: So tired of it ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:06PM

If it's totally fucked like this already at 7pm.............

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:07PM

Nah, don't worry. I have a show at The Getaway in DC tonight, it should be calm in about half an hour.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:29PM

Legg Mason Wrote:
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> Nah, don't worry. I have a show at The Getaway in
> DC tonight, it should be calm in about half an
> hour.
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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: lolol ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:29PM

that doesn't mean I won't be back, MAHAUHAUAAA

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: accuweather ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:54PM

lolol Wrote:
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> that doesn't mean I won't be back, MAHAUHAUAAA


100% chance of a shitstorm by 11pm.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: i guess ()
Date: March 22, 2013 07:55PM

file.php?40,file=87626,filename=eesh_outfile.php?40,file=87627,filename=eesh_out

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh exposed ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:11PM

accuweather Wrote:
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> lolol Wrote:
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> > that doesn't mean I won't be back, MAHAUHAUAAA
>
>
> 100% chance of a shitstorm by 11pm.


by eesh as a result of getting owned by lizzie

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:22PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Legg Mason Wrote:
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> > Nah, don't worry. I have a show at The Getaway
> in
> > DC tonight, it should be calm in about half an
> > hour.


Nah, don't worry. I have a show at The Getaway
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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Yikes! ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:24PM

A girl with 2 heads has more of a life, fun and friends than you do.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:27PM

Teabag for two!

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:28PM

itchy Wrote:
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> Teabag for two!




I wonder what head controls the body?

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: I wonder ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:31PM

Why you're such a psychopath

file.php?40,file=86056,filename=alux1.pnfile.php?40,file=86057,filename=alux2.pnfile.php?40,file=86054,filename=alux.png

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> itchy Wrote:
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> > Teabag for two!
>
>
>
>
> I wonder what head controls the body?


It kinda looks like the one on the right, their right, is in charge.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:38PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> It kinda looks like the one on the right, their
> right, is in charge.


The Alpha head.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:38PM

I watched that gif for awhile. I honestly dont think I could fuck that. And I pretty much fuck anything with a pulse.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Smith J ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:39PM

who is John Smith?
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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:40PM

I wonder if there is any Siamese twin porn out there......

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder if there is any Siamese twin porn out
> there......


Too bad I'm not in a position to search.

Lol ,so the left head is beta as fuck, just along for the ride.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder if there is any Siamese twin porn out
> there......

It wopuld have to be from these two (or are they considered one?) They her look half way decent. The only other ones Ive seen alive and kicking were some really butt ugly sisters and one head is like sitting on top of the other head. Not conducive to a hard on im afraid.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I wonder what head controls the body?


I saw these twins on a documentary. Their arms are controled by each corresponding head. I believe the legs are controlled by the one on the left. It would be interesting to know who feels what when it comes to touch, sex yadda yadda yaah. I do remember that they had different taste in men so that's going to be interesting. Should make a reality show of it.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:49PM

2 or 4 tittys?

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:51PM

itchy Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> >
> > I wonder what head controls the body?
>
>
> I saw these twins on a documentary. Their arms
> are controled by each corresponding head. I
> believe the legs are controlled by the one on the
> left. It would be interesting to know who feels
> what when it comes to touch, sex yadda yadda yaah.
> I do remember that they had different taste in
> men so that's going to be interesting. Should
> make a reality show of it.


So you could kinda treat it like a threesome

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:51PM

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:53PM

Oh god...im feeling something down there

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 22, 2013 09:53PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> So you could kinda treat it like a threesome


Yes, you could.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:00PM

Legg Mason Wrote:
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> Nah, don't worry. I have a show at The Getaway in
> DC tonight, it should be calm in about half an
> hour.


I'm! going on now!

Btw, Magruder's in Vienna is gone! :'(

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:05PM

drinkingg drunk alone death dying doom. all is doomed.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:09PM

Here lizzie! Report this to CID! Hurry!




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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:09PM

This is laughing at you.....or whinnying. Either way, you are a joke.



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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:13PM

So wait.....one head controls a leg and an arm, the other head controls the other leg and arm. That's some serious coordination when they dance....

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: actually... ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:17PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So wait.....one head controls a leg and an arm,
> the other head controls the other leg and arm.
> That's some serious coordination when they
> dance....


he said the legs are controlled by the one on the left and they each control an arm

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: The VA OIG ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:23PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Here lizzie! Report this to CID! Hurry!
>
>
>
>
> -


http://www.va.gov/oig/hotline/default.asp

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: DoD IG ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:27PM


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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:27PM

haha! Let's see how many Inspector Generals and law enforcement agencies she can write to.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:28PM

Anyway, back to the conjoined twins. One head for each arm movement? That must get complicated.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:28PM

I find the best porn sites from Eesh. He's ok in my book

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: March 22, 2013 10:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Anyway, back to the conjoined twins. One head for
> each arm movement? That must get complicated.

They seemed to anticipate each other's moves when it came to hair, dressing etc.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Mr. TagYou'reIt ()
Date: March 22, 2013 11:03PM

For once in your life, don't be cruel. Hard, I know, but try.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: March 23, 2013 05:43AM

loved her, but hated her

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: so kewl ()
Date: March 23, 2013 06:04AM

Priapus Wrote:
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> I find the best porn sites from Eesh. He's ok in
> my book


+1

Can't get enough pics of men fucking each other.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Lice is nice ()
Date: March 28, 2013 11:35PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Oh god...im feeling something down there

Crabs. Take a viagra and go jerk off.

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 28, 2013 11:47PM

Smith J Wrote:
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> who is John Smith?


file.php?40,file=87641,filename=john.png

Eesh is neither Alux (speculation) nor Adam [Hunt] (fact)

and is it too much to write '&' instead of 'and' for once?

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Author Field ()
Date: February 12, 2014 09:54PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Oh god...im feeling something down there


Lice?

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: mountain view ()
Date: February 12, 2014 10:02PM

chris jones of mountain view

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: February 12, 2014 11:14PM

Author Field Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
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> > Oh god...im feeling something down there
>
>
> Lice?

You dug this up a year later to say that?

What a fucktard!

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Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Or Crabs? ()
Date: February 13, 2014 12:07AM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Author Field Wrote:
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> > Stabitha Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Oh god...im feeling something down there
> >
> >
> > Lice?
>
> You dug this up a year later to say that?
>
> What a fucktard!

Re: You know this is a night to avoid Off Topic
Posted by: Lice is nice ()
Date: March 28, 2013 11:35PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Oh god...im feeling something down there

Crabs. Take a viagra and go jerk off.

Was it lice or crabs?

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