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Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Analyzing Analyst. ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:45AM

Eesh will soon be making his 30,000th post on Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: sad reality of not having a life ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:47AM

when you have more post than there are threads in general topic, then you know it's time to get a a life, there's only 24,606 threads.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:49AM

That's just under his eesh name, I wonder how many total posts he would have if you added all his screen names together....

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“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton Lavey

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Citizen001 ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:49AM

Furfur Wrote:
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> That's just under his eesh name, I wonder how many
> total posts he would have if you added all his
> screen names together....





Exactly, I bet he's been here a lot longer then his "eesh" name.....

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: just noticed ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:51AM

sad reality of not having a life Wrote:
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> when you have more post than there are threads in
> general topic, then you know it's time to get a a
> life, there's only 24,606 threads.


oh.my.god

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Parasite ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:51AM

I bet he's got reserve screen names, ones that he has never used before.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 10,000 posts a year ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:52AM

10,000 post a year what a life..wasn't it just last week or so he was at 29,000? dude has serious issues, needs therapy.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Folterung8109 ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:52AM

10,000 posts a year Wrote:
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> 10,000 post a year what a life..wasn't it just
> last week or so he was at 29,000? dude has serious
> issues, needs therapy.




This.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Doctor Channard ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:54AM

10,000 posts a year Wrote:
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> 10,000 post a year what a life..wasn't it just
> last week or so he was at 29,000? dude has serious
> issues, needs therapy.




Agreed.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: ugh lol ()
Date: March 19, 2013 08:56AM

sad reality of not having a life Wrote:
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> when you have more post than there are threads in
> general topic, then you know it's time to get a a
> life, there's only 24,606 threads.


+1

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: long run on sentence below ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:01AM

Chuck pointed out that eesh is always posting on Christmas, this says a lot about his interaction with humans outside of the internet, he has none, so he spends all his time here because it's the only place he can get attention, be seen and noticed, outside of this site he is no one, ignored and shunned by his peer group and forced into a life of solitude and misery where he lashes out on others who he feels is doing better than him in any area of life. whether it be having a loving family that has your back, having a significant other in your life, friends, possessions, money, anything he doesn't have he will attempt to devalue

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Re: Michael Josef Basl's 30,000th Post
Posted by: eesh is ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:02AM

eesh made this thread and every post in it except this one and the one above

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Analyzing Analyst. ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:04AM

Furfur Wrote:
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> That's just under his eesh name, I wonder how many
> total posts he would have if you added all his
> screen names together....

I have no doubt that eesh has made more than 30,000 posts under his various aliases, but we have no way of knowing what other posts eesh has made (yet).

WashingTone-Locian and Mr. Misery are the second and third most prolific posters, with 21,057 and 20,493* posts.

To put this in perspective, this means that in the 1336 days since registering his account on July 23, 2009, eesh has made an average of 22.4 posts per day.

*Mr. Misery's account was deactivated, so an accurate count of his posts is not available.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: eesh was Mr misery ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:05AM

Parasite Wrote:
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> I bet he's got reserve screen names, ones that he
> has never used before.


like parasite

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: expensive denim ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:06AM

Citizen001 Wrote:
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> Furfur Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's just under his eesh name, I wonder how
> many
> > total posts he would have if you added all his
> > screen names together....
>
>
>
>
>
> Exactly, I bet he's been here a lot longer then
> his "eesh" name.....

expensive jeans, prada denim

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Re: Michael Josef Basl's 30,000th Post
Posted by: not sure about that ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:08AM

eesh is Wrote:
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> eesh made this thread and every post in it except
> this one and the one above


Chuck is posting here and made the thread

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 29,994 posts ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:11AM

long run on sentence below Wrote:
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> Chuck pointed out that eesh is always posting on
> Christmas, this says a lot about his interaction
> with humans outside of the internet, he has none,
> so he spends all his time here because it's the
> only place he can get attention, be seen and
> noticed, outside of this site he is no one,
> ignored and shunned by his peer group and forced
> into a life of solitude and misery where he lashes
> out on others who he feels is doing better than
> him in any area of life. whether it be having a
> loving family that has your back, having a
> significant other in your life, friends,
> possessions, money, anything he doesn't have he
> will attempt to devalue


+1

The posts don't lie! but eesh does! "I have a life outside of that website" LOL!

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 29,2996* ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:15AM

a living mother..

grandfather and grandmother..everyone in his family is dead, he's lonely, unloved, has no one he can relate to in real life, no friends, his phone never rings, he never goes out, doesn't celebrate new years eve, it's really hard to be such a miserable person, I do see suicide in his near future.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 29,996 ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:19AM

he is now plotting his next attack, because the truth hurts and he cannot stand for anyone to know just how lonely and miserable he truly is. it's embarrassing and humiliating for him to be exposed as a human being with feelings and emotions. he's probably suffering from PTSD and needs to seek therapy because normal happy people who like themselves do not so the things he does here.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Startling Statistics. ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:23AM

If eesh has spent an average of 2 minutes writing each of his 30,000 posts, that means he has spent 1,000 hours, or 41 days and 16 hours of his life engaged solely in the act of posting on Fairfax Underground.

At the current minimum wage of $8.25 per hour, eesh has devoted $8,250 worth of his time to Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: F.I.F.Y ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:24AM

sad reality of not having a life Wrote:
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> when you have more post than there are threads in
> general topic, then you know it's time to take your life


Fixed.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: FairfaxUnderground'sBiggestLoser ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:25AM

Startling Statistics. Wrote:
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> If eesh has spent an average of 2 minutes writing
> each of his 30,000 posts, that means he has spent
> 1,000 hours, or 41 days and 16 hours of his life
> engaged solely in the act of posting on Fairfax
> Underground.
>
> At the current minimum wage of $8.25 per hour,
> eesh has devoted $8,250 worth of his time to
> Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 997 PAGES OF POST! WTF! ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:30AM

When you have more PAGES of posts than the average poster has actual posts, you know there's something deeply wrong in your personal life.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Abashed Analyst. ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:42AM

Analyzing Analyst. Wrote:
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> *Mr. Misery's account was deactivated, so an
> accurate count of his posts is not available.

This is incorrect. His account was disabled, but not deleted, so an accurate count of his posts is in fact available.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:54AM

WashingToneLocian 1,907 posts

WashingTone Locian 3,899 posts

WashingTone-Locian 24,228 posts

for a total of 30,034 posts!

But wait...here is a search of FFXU with the author field set to: WashingToneLocian (his original handle), all dates - linked to page 64.

Notice this query returns 4171 matches...

Result 1907 of the above query was the last unregistered post made by WTL under that handle.

4,171 - 1,907 = 2,264 unregistered posts made by WTL

add that to 30,034 posts and WTL reigns supreme at 32,298 posts.

I have you now.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:08AM

WTL also made FFU's most successful thread

 

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: So Many... ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:24AM

^ which was what?

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:31AM

So Many... Wrote:
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> ^ which was what?


The Mike O'Meara show has over 20,000 posts!

I have you now.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:35AM

Mike O'Meara thread 1.3 MILLION views!

Cary said that FFU gets almost a million views a month, that's crazy.

 

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: fat headed fuck ()
Date: March 19, 2013 03:06PM

he has 29,999 and is going to hold off for as long as he possibly can just to spite you pointing out his worthless life but I can bet my let nut his 30,000th post will be Lizzy related somehow.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 19, 2013 03:08PM

fat headed fuck Wrote:
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> he has 29,999 and is going to hold off for as long
> as he possibly can just to spite you pointing out
> his worthless life but I can bet my let nut his
> 30,000th post will be Lizzy related somehow.


Y U SO mAD?

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: fat headed fuck ()
Date: March 19, 2013 03:15PM

because you're home

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Barbara Baxter ()
Date: March 19, 2013 09:52PM

anonymous lizzie eesh trashing.

eesh is okay in my book. His posts are entertaining and on point.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:04PM

Barbara Baxter Wrote:
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> anonymous lizzie eesh trashing.
>
> eesh is okay in my book. His posts are
> entertaining and on point.


+1

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:04PM

He's cool in my book too. Him and WTL both.

I have you now.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: GordonBlvd ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:25PM

Eesh is cool, love his pic threads... LoLz... And he is at 30,008 now! congrats eesh!

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: TeuwE ()
Date: March 19, 2013 10:51PM

Aint nuttin. Go to websites like ar15.com 4x4 forum and even train set forums, vast abouts of people have 100 thousand or more post in a shorter time span. 20 a day aint that bad and this is a ok site to kill time. hand pics lolz.....

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:14PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> He's cool in my book too. Him and WTL both.


They are both ok in my book also.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:16PM

What's happening in this thread?




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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 19, 2013 11:20PM

They just found out they ain't brothers from another mother.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: fatty does frankie ()
Date: March 20, 2013 02:47AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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>
> They are both ok in my book also.

That's because you love anal dick pics

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: sixdoordually ()
Date: March 20, 2013 02:50AM

fatty does frankie Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> --
> >
> > They are both ok in my book also.
>
> That's because you love anal dick pics




lulz :]

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: Fake GB Alert ()
Date: March 20, 2013 07:51AM

GordonBlvd Wrote:
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> Eesh is cool, love his pic threads... LoLz... And
> he is at 30,008 now! congrats eesh!


Fake Gordon

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 20, 2013 09:08AM

Oh snap.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: fatty does frankie ()
Date: March 20, 2013 03:35PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Oh snap.

says the aging sadomasochistic bisexual when his wife finds him doing the 69 with a pot-bellied good ol' boy.....hee haw.

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 20, 2013 03:45PM

Now that made me laugh.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: hee haw ()
Date: March 21, 2013 03:36AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Now that made me laugh.


It shouldn't have

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 30,700 ()
Date: April 05, 2013 08:25PM

Posts: 30,699

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: 700 posts in 2 weeks ()
Date: April 05, 2013 08:26PM

700 posts in 16 days..

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Re: Eesh's 30,000th Post
Posted by: # 31,005 ()
Date: April 14, 2013 04:30PM

Posts: 31,005


1,005 in 25 days!

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