When I read that Danica Patrick was on the pole, I thought they meant she was going to be working at a strip club.

Imagine my disappointment.............

she be sitting on my pole.

I hope she lap dances better than she drives.

I wonder how many crashes she'll cause this time?

She always blames other drivers for her sucking at staying out of crashes. If the media didnt make such a big deal out of her she would be driving go carts.

I can see her crashing out of the Duel on Thursday, having to go to a back up car, which means she won't start on the pole away.
To much media hype for me.

Pole Cat Wrote:
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> When I read that Danica Patrick was on the pole, I
> thought they meant she was going to be working at
> a strip club.
>
> Imagine my disappointment.............


Well there is always photoshop!

But seriously how can she be taken seriously when she poses for pictures like this? She is NOT hot, she has no ass and small boobs!
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She looks just a little better than a teenage boy. And she has 3 inputs instead of just 2

Danica is not hot and never was hot. He face is marginal, her ass is flat and she has no tits. I think her best finish in Nascar is 17th. I wish she would go away and take go daddy with her.

She's cute enough, but over rated because she looks so good next to Tony Stewart.

But hell, if she walked into Neighbor's Restaurant & Sports Pub and I had a couple of scotches, yum yum!

maybe do her doggy and unless she was giving me a bj she needs to keep her big mouth shut.

BEH Wrote:
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> She's cute enough, but over rated because she
> looks so good next to Tony Stewart.
>
> But hell, if she walked into Neighbor's Restaurant
> & Sports Pub and I had a couple of scotches, yum
> yum!


Hell yeah, she would still be the hottest chick in the bar at Coastal Flats, hell even John's Place.

sleezy joe Wrote:
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> She always blames other drivers for her sucking at
> staying out of crashes. If the media didnt make
> such a big deal out of her she would be driving go
> carts.


This.

She's a crybaby whiner.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

She looks like a waitress at Cracker Barrel.

You can tell Tony Stewart doesnt like her. When her name is mentioned he has a look of disgust. But in todays PC world none of the drivers dare say a bad word about her lame ass or Nascar would hit them with fines and sponsors would drop them.

Tony likes her just fine. She's a cash cow. Hopefully she wont destroy too many of his race cars this year which would cancel out all the cash she brings in. Just ask Earnhardt Jr. She wiped out plenty of his stuff last year in the Nationwide Series.

eesh Wrote:
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> She looks like a waitress at Cracker Barrel.


I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Bill Wrote:
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> I can see her crashing out of the Duel on
> Thursday, having to go to a back up car, which
> means she won't start on the pole away.
> To much media hype for me.

If she was smart...or her crew was smart...or her owner was smart (and NONE of them are). She would take the green for the Duel race and then go straight for the garage and complain the car broke an "exhaust bearing" just like the 'start-and-parkers' do. There's just no reason to make the driver who won the pole and the 2nd position in the Daytona 500 run in the Duels races. It exposes their equipment unnecessarily to being totaled and if they're forced to unload the backup car then they're starting from the rear of the field. Either that or let the pole sitter wreck and unload the backup car without being penalized.

Unless of course if it's Dale, Jr...who should never be allowed to race. What a turd...he's won 19 races in 12 years with top level race cars. If his last name was Smith...he'd be pumping fucking gas...

Blowtorch3 Wrote:
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> Tony likes her just fine. She's a cash cow.
> Hopefully she wont destroy too many of his race
> cars this year which would cancel out all the cash
> she brings in. Just ask Earnhardt Jr. She wiped
> out plenty of his stuff last year in the
> Nationwide Series.

Smoke only tolerates her, doesnt like her. She is just a way to garner money from sponsors that dont dare cancel a contract with her. The liberal media would never stand for it. Prediction she will wreck at less than 30 laps. Most cars are at least a million and a half investment. If she wasnt a female no one would let her behind the wheel. PC is the only thing that keeps her on the track.

I like my women trim... and her ass looks great in those panties mmmm

Third pic...
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Women with sideburns usually have fast growing armpit hair and lengthy pubic hair.

Blessed are the murderous.

eesh Wrote:
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> Women with sideburns usually have fast growing
> armpit hair and lengthy pubic hair.

She looks Italian. Those broads are known to be hairy.

she would only look good from under. from under my nuts. I hate that bitch with a passion. does not belong in nascar... she should be running the go kart rides at the fair! hope all the drivers are doin her ass

Manly looking woman.

I would'nt fuck her with Obomas strap-on