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Tomato Garden
Posted by: Farmer ()
Date: July 20, 2008 07:19PM

Tomato Garden


An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am
feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be
happy to dig the plot for me, like in the ole days. Love, Papa A few days later
he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next
morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the
old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the
tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you,
Vinnie

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Re: Tomato Garden
Posted by: Libertarian1 ()
Date: July 21, 2008 11:01PM

Gives all new meaning to "serve" and protect. LOL. Necessity is the mother of invention.

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Re: Tomato Garden
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: July 22, 2008 03:37PM

Farmer Wrote:
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> Tomato Garden
>
>
> An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He
> wanted to plant his annual
> tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as
> the ground was hard.
>
> His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was
> in prison. The old man
> wrote a letter to his son and described his
> predicament: Dear Vincent, I am
> feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't
> be able to plant my
> tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
> to be digging up a garden
> plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
> over. I know you would be
> happy to dig the plot for me, like in the ole
> days. Love, Papa A few days later
> he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't
> dig up that garden.
> That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
> At 4 a.m. the next
> morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
> dug up the entire area without
> finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
> and left. That same day the
> old man received another letter from his son. Dear
> Pop, Go ahead and plant the
> tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
> circumstances. Love you,
> Vinnie

I like that. Reminds me of the wise Bureau going digging up some poor bastards Michigan farm looking for Hoffa.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/22/2008 03:37PM by Mofo.

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