Keen Mountain, River North, and Red Onion are all staffed by the highest quality redneck bubbas that southwest VA has to offer, so I'm sure he's gotten a few wood shampoos from them by now. I thought the transfer to Red Onion mentioned above might not be true because I couldn't find a press release, but it is.
Be thankful he's getting the true Tyrone treatment he truly deserves from the dregs of Chicago & DC now in Red Onion. It couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.
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