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Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 14, 2013 01:23PM

The patent application, titled "APPARATUS FOR TREATING OBESITY BY EXTRACTING FOOD," describes a device and method for sticking a tube into a person's stomach and allowing them to eat whatever they want, and then to eject the masticated but undigested food into a convenient toilet. The idea is to reduce the amount of calories your body absorbs by yanking the food out of your stomach, after you've enjoyed eating it but before it makes its way into your digestive tract.


http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/01/have-your-cake-and-then-squirt-it-out-of-your-body-with-new-stomach-pump/
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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: January 14, 2013 01:47PM

I think the Romans already had this one figured out.

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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 14, 2013 01:56PM

That way I can eat as many ribs as I want?

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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 14, 2013 02:02PM

Why we are doomed as a race.

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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 14, 2013 02:31PM

There is a scene out of Dr. Giggles that reminds me of this invention...

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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 14, 2013 02:45PM

Dr. Giggles!!! The crazed dentist!?!?!

I thought I was the only person who's seen that.

 

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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 14, 2013 02:49PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Dr. Giggles!!! The crazed dentist!?!?!
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> I thought I was the only person who's seen that.





He was actually a heart surgeon, the psycho dentist movie came a few years later.

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Re: Fight Obesity by Vacuuming Stomach into Toilet
Posted by: Weref ()
Date: November 24, 2021 04:33PM

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