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What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 10, 2013 09:40PM

Hopefully there will be some good stories.

Please feel free to speak vaguely and hypothetically if you so desire...

 

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 10, 2013 09:44PM

SWIM is conspiring to have an internet poster known as "friskydingo" commit suicide. SWIM will get away with it as this "friskydingo" has a history of suicidal tendencies.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: OnToYou ()
Date: January 10, 2013 09:58PM

Sounds like FFX undercover po-po hijinks. Fail.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Killface ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:12AM

Stealing billions of dollars from the World Bank to fund my...


ANNIHILATRIX!


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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: worldbankemployee ()
Date: January 11, 2013 10:13AM

The sex scandal involving Strauss-Kahn pulls the bedsheets off of the Bilderberg/IMF/EU ruling elites as well as tribal affiliations which cover up much of the connective information about the financial rulers of the planet. The various schemes and happy looting of whole nations, entire continents, is crashing to the ground as China muscles in and is intending to take over the IMF as well as the World Bank. As they ought: they are the creditor nation. The EU and US are debtor nations, seeking to turn over more free money for themselves while charging high interest to weaker nations.


I am an ex world bank employee and I can say that YES the world bank is a meat market.

Just do your job and you can get as much as as you please from people either visiting the world bank in DC or IMF for that matter.

For me though I only chose asian ladies.
Even the married ones loved me. It really wasn't me they were after but they loved the idea that fucking someone they know who works for the largest bank in the world was prestige enough for them.

The sex was so much I had a different woman every night.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: innocent victim ()
Date: January 11, 2013 10:19AM

Posting on fairfaxunderground.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Date: January 11, 2013 10:26AM

jumped a guy that choked a girl at a bowling ally

he had like 1/8th i took too.

pretty good night

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Date: January 11, 2013 10:26AM

...hypothetically of course

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Gru ()
Date: January 11, 2013 10:28AM

I stole the Moon!

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 11, 2013 10:33AM

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Dolan ()
Date: January 11, 2013 10:35AM

Rape

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:03PM

Less just say.. I thank my lucky stars every day that I didn't end up as Skyler Schnippel's roommate for the next 20 years.

Drugs are bad. Very bad.

 



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2013 12:06PM by friskydingo.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Bride of eesh ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:05PM

Mephisto

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:09PM

Eesh, have you ever killed anyone in the war(s) ??? Weren't you in the Army?

 

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:09PM

Or were you just like a mechanic or something over there?

 

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: gay brigade ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:19PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Eesh, have you ever killed anyone in the war(s)
> ??? Weren't you in the Army?
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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: booty duty ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:23PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Or were you just like a mechanic or something over
> there?


Eesh was a Private First Ass Specialist.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 11, 2013 12:24PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> jumped a guy that choked a girl at a bowling ally
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> he had like 1/8th i took too.
>
> pretty good night



Poor eminem lookin guy. You should've taken his do-rag too.

 

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Libby Tardo ()
Date: January 11, 2013 01:43PM

I voted for OBama, twice.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: aat4u ()
Date: January 11, 2013 02:24PM

The only reason you can claim that though was because you knew what you were getting and had flashes of WWIII

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 11, 2013 02:48PM

Impregnating my wife

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Tully ()
Date: January 11, 2013 02:56PM

Taking a shit in a dryer at some chicks party. That was a fucked up thing to do.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Upper Deckard ()
Date: January 11, 2013 03:04PM

Tully Wrote:
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> Taking a shit in a dryer at some chicks party.
> That was a fucked up thing to do.


I dropped an upper decker in a guys toilet in college....I heard him complaining about it for weeks. I kind of regret it now...only kind of.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: DickTardNixon ()
Date: January 11, 2013 05:45PM

Watched the GOP ruin this nation while I earned my pay and spent it on my family and just complained about it.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: h4x ()
Date: January 11, 2013 05:46PM

turning on peoples webcams and storing the pics on my pc. That and I voted for obama two times.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Bucket List deux ()
Date: January 11, 2013 06:35PM

I've checked off all ten commandments.
The only thing left is to start over.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Bumblefoot ()
Date: January 13, 2013 02:36AM

I almost got busted for mopery, but I outran the cops.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 13, 2013 09:51PM

armed robbery, malicious wounding, burglary, etc, etc...

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Libbys Girl ()
Date: January 14, 2013 11:28AM

She was only 13.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: WhatdidIdo? ()
Date: January 14, 2013 11:58AM

I accidentally killed a women I met at Coastal Flats two months ago. Put her body in the trunk of her Lexus and parking it near Culmore. Keys were in the ignition and car was gone the next morning. Nothing was ever reported and I am finally starting to relax a little bit.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Derek Mohler ()
Date: January 14, 2013 12:48PM

Selling drugs at Glory Day's and I'm still getting away with it.

My SPAM prevention code for this post = FuckY, that's the best one I've ever received on any site.

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Re: What's the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
Posted by: Max Zorin ()
Date: January 14, 2013 01:04PM

I unleashed the San Andreas fault on Silicon Valley and inadvertently destroyed all the people I hoped to sell micrchips to. Nobody told me Micron was in Idaho, Fujitsu was in Japan, and Taiwan Semi was in Taiwan.

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