The Yoda race must have sexuality, in order to procreate and perpetuate the species. Still.....I just can't feature our Yoda getting busy. Yoda was apparently never married. A Mrs. Yoda was never mentioned in any of the Star Wars pathos. So, Yoda is a confirmed batchelor. Maybe he's gay. Even if he's gay tho, there must have been a time in his life when Yoda had sexual urges. How old is Yoda anyway?

I've always wondered about Yoda's sexuality. Is it like a gregorian monk thing, like a pledge of abstinence? Or does Yoda still have to relieve himself every now and then? Maybe he's just too old now to have any sexual desires. But again, there must have been a time in his life as a young Yoda, that he was very sexual....he must have had urges at one time.

What about Jabba the Hut? How does sex work with that guy?

Harry?
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IIRC once you became a Jedi, you gave up knockin' boots, so I'm pretty sure Yoda wasn't ever chasing after any strange of whatever the hell species he was (Big George keeps the name of Yoda's species a secret for a reason known only to him).

However, this doesn't mean that the midchlorian-deprived members of his species weren't out there scoring some major ass. Gotta perpetuate the species and all that.

Don't let him fool you.

The dude's a freak.

yoda eats female brown eyes daily

Nothing wrong with a little bump and grind does Yoda see...

is he?

yoda pledged his life to the force, force knights are abstinants

>The Yoda race must have sexuality, in order to procreate and perpetuate the species.

The premise lacks foundation. Yoda could simply be a unique individual in the Star Wars universe. We have never seen another of Yoda's race.

mdWC6 Wrote:
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> >The Yoda race must have sexuality, in order to
> procreate and perpetuate the species.
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> The premise lacks foundation. Yoda could simply
> be a unique individual in the Star Wars universe.
> We have never seen another of Yoda's race.


wrong. yoda is a member of a race of small, wrinkly, greenish reptiles with bad grammar. they are called yodas. yodas are generally nocturnal, cold blooded omnivores. they live in yoda-holes. yodas procreate by having sexual relations with girl yodas, called yodettes. once a yoda has known a yodette, in the biblical sense and they have had carnal knowledge of each others yoda parts, the yodette becomes impregnant with the boy yodas baby. baby yodas are a delicacy for chewbaccas. their wrinkly green yoda hides are used to make loin clothes. greedos are known to traffic yoda hide and yoda ivory. yodas are an in danger species. yodas lay eggs.
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Pizza The Hut ate himself to death.

yoda is pansexual dont put a label on him

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> Don't let him fool you.
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> The dude's a freak.


I hear yoda got it on one time with C-3PO, Greedo and Wedge Antilles in a four-way at the Breezeway back in the 80's. No doubt coke was involved.

yoda practices polygamy

yoda

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