Honey, if your reading this:

I apologize. With all my heart. I love you and would do anything for you. If I have ever taken you for granite, I am sorry with the bottom of my heart. You are my sunshine. And I never meant to hurt you. Please come back to me. Without you, life has no meaning. I need you, more than the earth needs the sun. You are my first, my last, my everything. Please don't go. I am sorry for what I did...please know that I love you with every fiber I have, despite the sorry choices I may have made in the past. I know I can be hard to love. But I am trying. And I need you. More than anything.

Please don't go. Let's stay together...whether good or bad, happy or sad...you are everything to me. You make me feel brand new. You are the mother of my children and the beauty woman I married and fell in love with...there will never, ever, ever be another you.

You are everything to me.



yours truly,
remorseful husband

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> Honey, if your reading this:
>
> I apologize. With all my heart. I love you and
> would do anything for you. If I have ever taken
> you for granite, I am sorry with the bottom of my

You thought your wife was a chunk of granite? Or was that a misapprehension of "taken for granted"?

Taken for Granite Wrote:
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> remorseful husband Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honey, if your reading this:
> >
> > I apologize. With all my heart. I love you and
> > would do anything for you. If I have ever taken
> > you for granite, I am sorry with the bottom of
> my
>
> You thought your wife was a chunk of granite? Or
> was that a misapprehension of "taken for
> granted"?
>
>


lol I mean taken for granted


...honey, I you mean more to me than life itself. I love you all life, bee...

please don't leave me

Baby, if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me....ooh-ooh-ooh-weee-baby, please don't go...




I love you, honey. Let's stay together.

We can work it out.

Blah, blah, blah............so why'd ya stick your dick in that other slut?

She is out at the moment having a revenge 3-way please leave a message at the tone...

What a sappy, estrogen fueled apology.
Why do you need a wife? Apparently you already have your own vagina.

Man up already. Slap that ho around and tell her to make you a sandwich....

I did not "stick my dick" into anything, for your information. Not that it's any of your beeswax.

All I did was simply touch my sister-in-laws thigh inappropriately while at family get together. My wife rightfully so got angry and now I am so sorry....I would never do anything to hurt her. She is my one and only. I regret touching my wifes sister's thigh.

Your online apology is nearly as lame as your reason for upsetting your wife. Here's a brief sampling from the master, Smoove B the love man.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/give-me-just-one-more-chance,16609/

I know I can make things like they were. Give Smoove another chance—just one more chance, girl. I know I can make you forget about this handbag-giving man. If you would only listen to my apologies, you would know how serious I am about getting you back. Accept the gifts of chocolate, silken evening gowns, and flowers, and you will see how much I care. Only one glance at the price tag on any of these high-quality items should make you leave this man and run back to my waiting arms.

Please let me know if my words have touched your heart. Promise you will pick up the phone when I call. I don't think my soul can take the news that another message has gone unheard or deleted.

Just give me one evening. That is all I will need to make you love me again. You don't have to tell your man that we are meeting. If you wish, you could tell him that you are spending an evening alone with a friend, or that you are visiting a sick relative, or that you won a coupon for an evening at an overnight spa. Whichever of the three you choose, please make it soon. I cannot wait to drink in the loveliness that you have kept from me for so long.

Also, I'd like to smell your hair. You use the finest shampoo. As you know, I purchased a bottle of it for your use when at my home, but the scent of the shampoo is not the same unless it is mixed in with your hair. Smoove knows this.

You may be wondering how I plan to win you back in only one night, when there were so many problems between us. As this evening must be the most magical, sensual, and perfect night of your entire life, I will keep the details of it a secret in order to bring your arousal to its highest peak.

As a teaser, I will say that a few things will, without a doubt, occur. First, I will compliment you and express sincere regret over what happened between us. I will extend feelings of tenderness and warmth. Then, we will reminisce about the good times that we once shared. Dinner, which will have been carefully prepared over the course of the previous 24 hours, will be served at around 8. During dinner, as well as afterward, we will drink the finest wine from the best wine-producing regions of Australia. Or, if that wine does not meet your exacting standards, I will provide backup wines from the finest wine-producing regions of Chile, France, California, and Germany. There will also be warm appetizers.

After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long. I remember that this is the way that you like it.

You have made it everyone's business by posting here! You should be apologizing to your wife instead of getting everyone involved.

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> I did not "stick my dick" into anything, for your
> information. Not that it's any of your beeswax.
>
> All I did was simply touch my sister-in-laws thigh
> inappropriately while at family get together. My
> wife rightfully so got angry and now I am so
> sorry....I would never do anything to hurt her.
> She is my one and only. I regret touching my wifes
> sister's thigh.

Clearly there are issues in your marriage if you are feeling up your sister-in-law. You might as well have just fucked her.

Huh?

dat granite
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Why the hell did you touch your sister in law like that? Just disgusting! Apolize to her in person! She'll never take you back this way.

pics needed of sister in law to see if it was worth all this. If she is a fat pig and you were drunk you dont owe anyone an apology.

Maybe you should just get away from your wife and her family. They sound like very high strung, uptight people.

So you grabbed some thigh, so what? You're a man for christs sake, you should grab ass and titty too, and let your friends smell your hand!

There are women that are a lot more fun than your wife. Get away while you still can.

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> Honey, if your reading this:
>
> I apologize. With all my heart. I love you and
> would do anything for you. If I have ever taken
> you for granite, I am sorry with the bottom of my
> heart. You are my sunshine. And I never meant to
> hurt you. Please come back to me. Without you,
> life has no meaning. I need you, more than the
> earth needs the sun. You are my first, my last, my
> everything. Please don't go. I am sorry for what I
> did...please know that I love you with every fiber
> I have, despite the sorry choices I may have made
> in the past. I know I can be hard to love. But I
> am trying. And I need you. More than anything.
>
> Please don't go. Let's stay together...whether
> good or bad, happy or sad...you are everything to
> me. You make me feel brand new. You are the mother
> of my children and the beauty woman I married and
> fell in love with...there will never, ever, ever
> be another you.
>
> You are everything to me.


well we certainly know who wears the pants in that family.
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Well, it's official:

My wife kicked me out of the house! She says she is considering divorce proceedings. I never thought this would happen to me. I am a loving man, a great husband, and a fantastic father. I never thought that I would lose it all just for touching my wife's sisters thigh! I am so sorry.......please don't do this. We have to keep our family together.


Please give me a second chance

Listen, you're wife isn't leaving you because you tried to feel up her sister (and would have undoubtedly gone a lot further if you had the chance). She left you because of "the sorry choices I may have made in the past. I know I can be hard to love." I bet there is a long history of issues that you have ignored - or been completely oblivious to. And I wouldn't be surprised if there's a substance abuse problem going on.

Women leave when they're fed up. Your wife would probably appreciate it more if you offered to go to counseling rather than begging her to come back on a message board that she probably doesn't even read.

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> Well, it's official:
>
> My wife kicked me out of the house! She says she
> is considering divorce proceedings. I never
> thought this would happen to me. I am a loving
> man, a great husband, and a fantastic father. I
> never thought that I would lose it all just for
> touching my wife's sisters thigh! I am so
> sorry.......please don't do this. We have to keep
> our family together.
>
>
> Please give me a second chance


You groveling piece of shit. Get off your fucking knees already.

Why is marriage such a "hot-button" issue on this forum? We must have a lot of lame ass married fags around here.

Signatures are for fags

496 Wrote:
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> Man up already. Slap that ho around and tell her
> to make you a sandwich....

One tough mother fucker?
So you hit women?
Probably own a semi auto carbine.
Stay away from schools, pervert!

Another sicko psycho Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man up already. Slap that ho around and tell
> her
> > to make you a sandwich....
>
> One tough mother fucker?
> So you hit women?
> Probably own a semi auto carbine.
> Stay away from schools, pervert!


Good god man. You sound like a real pussy. I'll bet your wench, errrr, wife wears the pants in your family.

Sometimes I picture 496 as a crotchety old man, yelling at us kids to get off his lawn. Other times, I picture him as a tough man's man, frustrated and disgusted by the pussification of modern day America. Most of the time, and this is one of those times, I picture him like this:

Signatures are for fags
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now you'll be alone forever
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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Sometimes I picture 496 as a crotchety old man,
> yelling at us kids to get off his lawn. Other
> times, I picture him as a tough man's man,
> frustrated and disgusted by the pussification of
> modern day America. Most of the time, and this is
> one of those times, I picture him like this:


I'll pistol whip your sorry ass with that drill Tuttle.
Now get on with your crappy posting.

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> I did not "stick my dick" into anything, for your
> information. Not that it's any of your beeswax.
>
> All I did was simply touch my sister-in-laws thigh
> inappropriately while at family get together. My
> wife rightfully so got angry and now I am so
> sorry....I would never do anything to hurt her.
> She is my one and only. I regret touching my wifes
> sister's thigh.

No, your regret is over getting caught trying to play stink-finger with
her sister! Go ahead and apologize, and next time after you're done
banging wifey, kiss her and say "Honey, you're sooo much better than
your sister is!"

never apologize it's a sign of weakness
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For your information, my wife and I have a rock solid marriage foundation and it is only because of this latest indescretion that she has decided to turn her back on me. I have not always been the most available emotionally husband to a wife, but my love is there, always and forever. And I do know that she reads this forum. If your reading this post honey, please know that I'll do anything to get you back. I would crawl oer broken glass for you...I would climb the highest mountain top. I regret my actions with Sherice, and I will always be faithful to you.

your guy

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> it is only because
> of this latest indescretion that she has decided
> to turn her back on me.

So there *have* been others, eh? Have you told her about
those, 'cuz if not she just found out! Busted!

> I regret my actions with Sherice, and I will
> always be faithful to you.

Sherice? *My* Sherice? You white bastard!!

remorseful husband Wrote:
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> please know that I'll do anything
> to get you back. I would crawl oer broken glass
> for you...I would climb the highest mountain top.
> I regret my actions with Sherice, and I will
> always be faithful to you.
>
> your guy


Sure, that's what you said to me too.

Baby, please come back.








I'll do anything you want me to do.

Stop dippin your dick. And stop trying to dip your dick n someone else's inkwell.

But answer this. Do sisters taste alike?

If she is leaving you because you touched someone's thigh she is a head case. I submit that is not the reason just the last straw. Lots of couples survive affairs and go on to stay married so groping is certainly no reason.

Likely the relationship has been over for a long time and she (maybe even you) knew it. Might as well tap the sis-in-law at this point since you are getting a divorce over touching her leg anyway.

Sis-in-Law came over today and I did not touch her at all. I hope my wife is reading this. She was wearing daisy dukes and probably no underwear and I beleive she was coming on to me.....but I DID NOT TOUCH HER.



Honey, you are the moon and the stars. I only want to be with you.



your guy

Threesome!

I hope remorseful husband gets what he wants, but as someone whose wife left a while ago, and who has been thinking about things, I suggest he not ignore some of the feedback he is getting here.

Women will seize on an event to retroactively justify all sorts of things, whether it's getting PO'ed at who you are, or explaining away their own misbehavior. Not all of them, mind you, but let's just say it's not unique.

One thought - Being a good man does not imply sacrificing your self respect. Would I try to work it out with mine if she wanted to come back? You bet your ass. Would I automatically let her move back in upon a whim, without a demonstration of good faith and a willingness to work at it? Nooooope.

"...you are the moon and the stars...."

Oh, please!! Now you're quoting Drago from Game of Thrones?

If I were your wife I'd-a left your butt, too. If she were smart, after your lame-assed attempt on this site for her to come back, she'd sign, file, and frame your divorce papers!!!

What if the wife reference, was actually his hand. This thread might be about his left hand and his right hand. Just sayin.

So, if I use both hands, thats considered a threesome?

Yep.