Topheavy Wrote:
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> Pissed off, I agree with you. This is NOT a
> laughing matter and those of you who think you can
> joke about the 20 innocent, beautiful lives that
> were taken by some sick and deranged asshole are
> just as sick and deranged as that asshole. As
> someone else wrote that he thought of a joke or
> something, but decided that he better shut up or
> his Karma would be fucked up. That's what we all
> need to do. Shut up, if you can't say something
> nice or considerate, don't say any thing at all.
> All of you ass wipes that are making jokes and
> sick comments about this devastating loss should
> never have children to take of because you don't
> have what it takes to be a real parent. To be
> responsible for a child is to be a considerate,
> passionate and loving person. You can't be that
> and say these horrible things about innocence. God
> help you.

Fuck off christfag

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Good Jesus fuck, there will always be jokes made about tragedy by someone somewhere.It's not like you can stop them. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, LEAVE. It's not your problem. Nobody is going to stop on account of you. So either stay and enjoy jokes or GTFO. "HURR DURR I'M SO MAD WITH THIS THREAD! I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO LEAVE SO I WON'T BE OFFENDED". Close the tab, and go home. Also, karma is something stupid people believe in because they like to live the illusion that "the good guy wins and the bad guy gets what he deserves". This is real life, where life isn't fair and sometimes bad people get away with it. "HUUR WHAT IF YOU HAD A KID DAT DYEEED". That isn't going to change the minds of the jokers because, that is a hypothetical situation. I have never seen such stupid people in my life. That's like bitching about how bad tasting a certain food is while continuing to eat it. You have the option to leave. I came for jokes but all I get is a bunch of white-knights bitching. Nobody is forcing you to stay and nobody cares what imaginary consequences you muster up as threats ( u r goin 2 hell, karma is gonna get you). You can't stop the jokes so what are you trying to achieve other than wasting your own time? To the jokers: Ignore the white-knights and post jokes as if they weren't there. All they are going to do is bitch so it's pointless and it is killing the original topic. That's what we're here for, the jokes.

Q. What's more painful than a rusty nail?





A. A Sandy Hook.

Too bad those kids didn't know how to read or write. Adam Lanza filled them so full of lead that their classmates could have used them as pencils.

NOW THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS !

You people are mentally ill. What kind of sick in the head, psychopaths make fun of a bunch of children being murdered!!? You fucking sickos are going to burn in hell for all eternity for the things you've written here. The worst part is you know it, and are too proud to accept god as your savior. Instead your hearts are blackened and evil, which is probably better then having a 9 year old heart with a pistol bullet in it :D

They wanted books, all they got were magazines

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> What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A
> sandy hook survivor


LOL

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> You people are mentally ill. What kind of sick in
> the head, psychopaths make fun of a bunch of
> children being murdered!!? You fucking sickos are
> going to burn in hell for all eternity for the
> things you've written here. The worst part is you
> know it, and are too proud to accept god as your
> savior. Instead your hearts are blackened and
> evil, which is probably better then having a 9
> year old heart with a pistol bullet in it :D
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fuck's a sandy hook?

not taken down lol

Santa got a break

aww, I forgot about this thread. poor kids.

 

He kept his paper digits in a chunk
Once joined a rap click - midgets into crunk
He did a solo on the oboe
Coulda sold a million then the Villain went for dolo
... and cited creative differences
Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses

HAHA to who ever made this page you get the butt hurt of the year award haha dam u pissed some people off but what do you call a 6 year old with no friend's... sandy hook survivor haha trololololo stay mad people and the butt hurt will only continue i haven't seen clip's like tho's since columbine haha great work and to the people bitching sit the fuck down you cross us on the street everyday without knowing it people like us are not psychos we just are able to joke about REALLY fucked up shit it's called dark humor get used to it u mad bro hahaha

"The entire country was shocked," Obama said. "Shame on us if we've forgotten. I haven't forgotten those kids. Shame on us if we've forgotten."

I have not forgotten. I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN! In fact, I just came up with a new joke!

Every person that has ever been killed was once a little kid. They use to run and play and laugh. They use to be young and have the innocence of youth........unless they went to Sandy Hook.

You are being stupid so stop this was a real thing not a joking matter so shut the fuck up

Oh, I am sorry. You convinced me with your rock solid argument. Please forgive me.








APRIL FOOLS!

Jokes on you. Again. Just like it was on December 14th.

Why are you guys making jokes about the tragedy at Sandy Hook?



It is already funny as is.

sure is funny

you are all liberals

9/11 jokes?? Plane ridiculous in my opinion.< See that? That is a 9/11 joke. I will make jokes about terrible things in history. Why? Because instead of having a stick up my ass i loosen up. Notice how everyone who is calling us sick is coming to a JOKE THREAD. That's like an animal rights activist going to a Mcdonalds website and expecting to not see a hamburger. You do what you want to do and we will do what we want. Case closed.

This is horrible. 20 kids... 20... How can you laugh people?

There is a curious irony that this thread speaks to. The fact that a sick, twisted, filthy, dark-hearted individual like Adam Lanza actually exists is hard for decent people to accept. The irony is that Lanza does exist, and that he is not alone is demonstrated by all the sick, twisted filthy dark-hearted scum on this board who find that tragedy amusing.

ya baby girl u tell him o ya sexy

These jokes are about as old as the Sandy Hook kids wish they could be.

Mart Wrote:
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> There is a curious irony that this thread speaks
> to. The fact that a sick, twisted, filthy,
> dark-hearted individual like Adam Lanza actually
> exists is hard for decent people to accept. The
> irony is that Lanza does exist, and that he is not
> alone is demonstrated by all the sick, twisted
> filthy dark-hearted scum on this board who find
> that tragedy amusing.


Thank you,Marty

I guess the mothers forgot to pack the kids juggernaut packages before they went to oschool....oh well..at least if they had their last stand perks they could have thrown chalks like sticks of dynamite.

sandy hook kids wanted new books but all they got was magazines

This is so ridiculously awesome. The jokes are funny and the angry "go to hell" people are funnier. This was a good find.
Also to those "go to hell" people, death is a prevalent thing. We aren't bringing them back with the jokes and you aren't going to sway the government to kill us or god to send us to hell. That's not how it works. If you want to make better arguments I'd also cut down on the ad homonims.

I have two good ones

1) what do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
..............sandy hook survivor

2) why did the 6 year old drop his books?
..............assault rifle rounds do tend to make you drop things

actually 20 kids were killed 6 adults "fuckhead"

actually he doesnt exist anymore he shot himself do any of you dumbfucks watch the news

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_Massacre

for all of you, a big article of jokes

What do you call a6 year old with no friends?
Sandy hook survivor

To all the assholes who are pissed about the jokes on here - FUCK OFF - It is a joke page, I had to google it to get here, you did not find this page by accident so get back on your high horse STFU and ride the fuck away.

Oh...

How did the PTA meeting start after the massacre?

One Score of Children and Six Adults ago...

Drago Museveni Wrote:
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> I guess the mothers forgot to pack the kids
> juggernaut packages before they went to
> oschool....oh well..at least if they had their
> last stand perks they could have thrown chalks
> like sticks of dynamite.

LoL, no quick revive either. Now u got me doing it.

I'm guessing the movie Battle Royale is true!

Brilliant. Hey, Sandy Hook Elementary may not have had the most books in their library, but they had plenty of magazines...

Think I'll go to happy hour tonight. I'll have more shots in me than a Sandy Hook Elementary student.

Fuck all you jerkoffs who cry crocodile tears for the Sandy Hook incident. The only reason it made such an overwhelming impression was demographics. Cute, rich, white trust-fund kids with hyphenated last names and parents with lots of professional connections are more of a loss than poor or off-color ones, that's for certain. Had this happened in Waterbury or Bridgeport it would have been forgotten in a month. Personally I'm looking forward to the one-year anniversary. Hopefully there will be a burst of new, hilarious jokes floating around the Net.

Charlie Manson Wrote:
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> Personally I'm looking forward to the one-year
> anniversary. Hopefully there will be a burst of
> new, hilarious jokes floating around the Net.

Seems like the jokes have run a bit dry. I've seen the "six year old with no friends" one like four times on this same page. I want new Sandy Hook jokes, now!

You don't need to sharpen your pencil at sandy hook. Why? The bullets going into your body will give you more than enough lead!

Hey,Demanding; I've got an original for ya. Q: Why did the Connecticut unemployment rate spike in December of 2012? A: 20 Sandy Hook nannies lost their jobs!!!

Of course, seven teaching positions opened up, so I guess things balanced out somewhat...

The people making the jokes on the shooting are probably the same types of friendless virgin loser that Lanza/Holmes/Cho were...

Most annoymous internet trolls are 40 year old virgins who like Holmes/Lanza dream of lashing out at others who are actullay enjoying their lives+hanging with friends+having sex with hot chicks etc etc...Though unlike Holmes/Lanza they don't actullay have the balls to do it so they just relish in it annoymously online when some other virgin loser does it.

Enjoy being a virgin at age 65 all you interwebz annoymous trolls.

All these "rebels" against society or ohhh look at my edgy humor...it so edgy and anti society der de der" all are sitting home alone beating off to porn.

Charlie Manson Wrote:
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> Brilliant. Hey, Sandy Hook Elementary may not
> have had the most books in their library, but they
> had plenty of magazines...


I laughed.

Charlie Manson Wrote:
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> Think I'll go to happy hour tonight. I'll have
> more shots in me than a Sandy Hook Elementary
> student.

Laughed again lol

Re: Reality is a bitch- I'm delighted you took the time to attack me, and other posters with wonderfully twisted senses of humor. We live for that sort of thing, you know. We also enjoy correcting retarded spelling errors by sputtering christfags. By the way, I'm sure your little sister would prefer this be kept "annoymously" but I "actullay" had a great time with her last night. Please ask her to keep her ankles wrapped a little more tightly around the back of my neck next time, would'ja?

Obviously, Reality is a Bitch, really IS a bitch, and a humorless one at that.

Which has more holes in it? Swiss cheese or the body of a sandy hook student?

Wow, look at all you low-life, pathetic losers making fun of a tragedy. Hey,
You're probably the same idiots who find humor in things such as the hooocaust, the columbine shootings, you know what, you're probably those ass holes that LAUGH IN THE FACE OF TRAGEDY! I mean, why wouldn't you? Your life is shitty so it makes you so incredibly happy to see others suffer as well. I get it, you know, the "ironic" edge you think you have. You know, you think in the midst of the tears and the prayers you're gonna be the ass hole to laugh at the situation. Well, good for you. The most you have accomplished in your sad pathetic life is post a joke in a forum. You should be so fucking proud, you pieces of scum. Get a life and stop making jokes about things that are TRAGIC. Why don't you go fucking jump of a cliff if you're life sucks so bad instead of making jokes about those who had no option in the fate of their lives. Fuck you and I hope you all rot in hell, even though you were probably going there anyways. In fact, it's probably where you WANT to be. So as I said before, enjoy rotting in hell. Xo

"Why are suburban kids with rich parents who live in gigantic houses so damn angry?"

stupid. kids in poor hoods steal cars and shoot people. how many rich kids do ? stupid

what amazes me is how adults from the "me generation" keep treating people and kids like shit while they buy mc mansions and then in public when interviewed about the RESULTS of such evils say ...

"we can't imagine why people flip out. there's something evil about people who flip out"

meanwhile. some of them are actaully employed by gov and are total wise asses who make kids flip out by harassing them, even set up the situations, and threatening them legally about anything possible. meanwhile. they treat kids like crap.

fact is you treat people like shit some will flip out. they do know it. they do know they contributed.

most likely to cause mass carnage: illegal evictions. evictions done to grab land that are illegal. esp. if the purp is on anti-psychotics.

and those are on the rise lately. and there will be more bad results. we see them frequently now adays

no. the mass town carnage we see is all new. ie: never happend in old england. this is a phenomenon completely that began in the age of anti-depressants and fueled by cruel treatment of others

blame the poor. blame the victim. blah blah.

blame the "me generation" how about?

yea deal with the mentally ill

how do you deal with crap gov and crap psychologists

who cause mentally ill people to want to take up arms against the town ?

because they didn't used to you dumbasses



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You know, the intensity of the anger displayed by some of the posters on this thread is truly disturbing. Lighten up a little, for cryin'out loud. Hey, an elementary school catches a few slugs and some people make a huge deal about it...

This thread is sick.

Time for a new poor-taste mass-shooting joke thread...

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no your missing something important

it isn't old school. it began happening with "psycho meds for normal kids" drug pushers, huge increases in school / gov spending, and tv and video games saying bye bye to any sense of morality

stop saying "old school"

never damn happened until recently. go check the history books.

line and verse

"old school" from the 2000s? when areas of china with corruption and poverty started seen young males do suicide rampages in chinese elementary schools ? remember those ?

again. that's still only recent in their history too.

The Sandy Hook "event" was an "Influence Operation" aimed at lawmakers as an attempt to convince them to pass Gun Confiscation Legislation.

The Sandy Hook "event" was a "movie" presented to you as a real event by news organizations working in concert with certain factions within the government.

This was a PSYOP.

As you should know, the US Army engages in PSYOP every single day in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places for the express purpose of "Influencing" the population.

This is quite definitely happening here. Today. To you.

You can detect this kind of bullshit by employing the same kinds of analysis techniques that the CIA uses to analyze intelligence. Those techniques are called "structured methods" and do not rely on intuitive analysis.

Go to CIA.gov and read about how they separate fact from fiction.

This event was fiction. It was a "drill" presented to you as a real event.

This is not a "Conspiracy Theory". Historically, the term “Conspiracy Theory” was put into wide circulation by the CIA as a smear and to defame anyone questioning the JFK assassination. CIA Document 1035-960 entitled “Countering Criticism of the Warren Report” was issued with the intent to make anyone who questioned the “Official Narrative” the target of ridicule and hostility.

Official Story Sycophants basically fall into two categories: One is comprised of knowing operatives actively supporting official lies. The other is comprised of individuals with a crippled epistemology rendering them incapable of rationally weighing evidence that conflicts with their fairy-tale world view.

Many experts share the opinion that members of the second group actually suffer from a form of mental illness. Official Story Sycophants exhibit strong “confirmation bias” - that is, they seek out information that confirms their pre-existing beliefs, while using irrational mechanisms (such as the “conspiracy theory” label) to avoid conflicting information. Communications professors Ginna Husting and Martin Orr of Boise State University cover much of this in a 2007 peer-reviewed article entitled“Dangerous Machinery: ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ as a Transpersonal Strategy of Exclusion”.

Sandy Hook, and other recent "tragedies" are part of an Influence Campaign.

By now, you should begin to pull your head out of your ass and stop watching the "news". The "news" is not "journalism". It has been co-opted as tool for controlling certain Target Audiences.

The bottom line here is this: Hypothetically, what sort of "tragedy" presented to you in the media would convince you to relinquish for right to self-defense? How about your right to freedom of speech?

Well, the technology exists to present literally "any" event...as real - in the "news" media.

I know this post may be old, but it is truly sick that you people think something like this (or any other ignorant S.O.B person shooting others incident) is hilarious. If you want an honest opinion guns don't kill people STUPID people like you do. And I am sure that if someone didn't want to waste their life in prison over some piece of shit person like you, I'm sure they would LOVE to take you out (not necessarily by gun either, there are many more ways that other criminals have came up with that could hurt/kill you). People like you are the ones that make others say "Damn, what is this sick ass world coming to?" and you are the answer, some low down, uneducated, and plain sorry ass people who couldn't care about anything else in your life except making negative comments over other incident that you read about online or heard on the radio. I truly hope that one day you get what your "Karma" brings you, you truly deserve it. I also think the same thing about those dumbass people who carried signs around saying "God wanted this to happen" and "Pray for dead soldiers" well guess what we are all going to hell because those people are the largest hypocrites out there, and guess what I'm sure we all may be going to hell, because there are VERY FEW, if not ANY who are completely and utterly biblical in any sense. And forgiveness helps ONLY if you truly UNDERSTAND that what you have done is/was wrong and CHANGE your behavior. Forgiveness DOES NOT work only when it SUITS you. SO please grow a pair and grow up, and if not, well good luck and I seriously hope you get your ass kicked.

Ok, karma's going to get all the BAD people who post humorous material about the widdle kiddies in S.H...And we're all going to hell, to boot. Yawn. Come on all you hell-bound creative people, we need new jokes here. This thread is going as stale as the cookies in the Sandy Hook Elementary cafeteria...

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What do you call a six year old with no friends?


A sandy hook survivor.


Remember kids, the key to success is:

bring a gun to school
bring a gun to school
bring a gun to school

Well, the Sandy Hook shooting has made me a believer in global warming. When I was in grade school there's no way I could have caught that many slugs in the middle of December!

Psy Op Wrote:
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> The Sandy Hook "event" was an "Influence
> Operation" aimed at lawmakers as an attempt to
> convince them to pass Gun Confiscation
> Legislation.
>
> The Sandy Hook "event" was a "movie" presented to
> you as a real event by news organizations working
> in concert with certain factions within the
> government.
>
> This was a PSYOP.
>
> As you should know, the US Army engages in PSYOP
> every single day in Iraq, Afghanistan and other
> places for the express purpose of "Influencing"
> the population.
>
> This is quite definitely happening here. Today.
> To you.
>
> You can detect this kind of bullshit by employing
> the same kinds of analysis techniques that the CIA
> uses to analyze intelligence. Those techniques
> are called "structured methods" and do not rely on
> intuitive analysis.
>
> Go to CIA.gov and read about how they separate
> fact from fiction.
>
> This event was fiction. It was a "drill"
> presented to you as a real event.
>
> This is not a "Conspiracy Theory". Historically,
> the term “Conspiracy Theory” was put into wide
> circulation by the CIA as a smear and to defame
> anyone questioning the JFK assassination. CIA
> Document 1035-960 entitled “Countering Criticism
> of the Warren Report” was issued with the intent
> to make anyone who questioned the “Official
> Narrative” the target of ridicule and
> hostility.
>
> Official Story Sycophants basically fall into two
> categories: One is comprised of knowing operatives
> actively supporting official lies. The other is
> comprised of individuals with a crippled
> epistemology rendering them incapable of
> rationally weighing evidence that conflicts with
> their fairy-tale world view.
>
> Many experts share the opinion that members of the
> second group actually suffer from a form of mental
> illness. Official Story Sycophants exhibit strong
> “confirmation bias” - that is, they seek out
> information that confirms their pre-existing
> beliefs, while using irrational mechanisms (such
> as the “conspiracy theory” label) to avoid
> conflicting information. Communications professors
> Ginna Husting and Martin Orr of Boise State
> University cover much of this in a 2007
> peer-reviewed article entitled“Dangerous
> Machinery: ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ as a
> Transpersonal Strategy of Exclusion”.
>
> Sandy Hook, and other recent "tragedies" are part
> of an Influence Campaign.
>
> By now, you should begin to pull your head out of
> your ass and stop watching the "news". The "news"
> is not "journalism". It has been co-opted as tool
> for controlling certain Target Audiences.
>
> The bottom line here is this: Hypothetically,
> what sort of "tragedy" presented to you in the
> media would convince you to relinquish for right
> to self-defense? How about your right to freedom
> of speech?
>
> Well, the technology exists to present literally
> "any" event...as real - in the "news" media.



Wise words here.

Hey all you twisted psychopaths out there, I've got a great idea for a new dance number..."The Lanza" Take the music from the 70's hit "The Hustle" change the lyrics to "Do The Lanza" and superimpose gunshot sound effects over the track. You know,

"DO THE LANZA!" BANG BANG BANG BA-BANG BA-BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BA-BANG BA-BANG BANG BANG...

I'll bet it'll be a monster at the dance clubs in the Newtown area. Whaddaya think?

Wow. The one year anniversary is coming up fast. Time really flies. Maybe not as fast as a bullet, but still...

Guys, these Sandy Hook jokes are getting old... not like those children

Well, the one-year anniversary has come and gone, and no action on this thread...Time to retire, I guess. R.I.P. and thanks to Adam Lanza for all the laughs. Thanks to every beautiful human being who posted jokes or images-Choo Choo! All aboard the all your friends are dead train!-to brighten our days with the gift of humor. You're all very cool people; alright, maybe not as cool as the core body temps. of the Sandy Hook kids last year, but very cool nonetheless.

I am all for jokes but if it is an actual photo or something that really happened to someone I really do not understand how any one could find humor in it especially these innocent children.Try to think about it being someone you care about with an open mind and you will most certainly see what I am talking about.But,God bless and HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

i say i say i say iv'e just bought 5000 bushmaster shares
and did you make a profit old chap?
yes i made a killing!!

sorry that joke was wrong wrong wrong...



it should have been


i say i say i say iv'e just SOLD all my bushmaster shares
and did you make a profit old chap?
yes i made a killing!!

that was better, i'll take another shot at it -


i say i say i say iv'e just sold all my bushmaster shares
and did you make a big fat profit ?
i'll say i did - i made a killing!!

FFXUG strikes again! The number one hit for "sandy hook jokes" is this page!
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> >
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> Lolololol.....these never get old!


Just like the kids at Sandy Hook!

This needs to be revived.

I agree.

Do you realize how many kids die a day from this starved, homeless, or Cause of gang violence? Just because how they were.killed doesn't mean anything

True. But Sandy Hook was funnier.

What is the difference between sandy hook and call of duty? The kids stop screaming after you shoot

this is worse than christmas lights in july

put it away already

Okay, but only if we can put them up again after Thanksgiving!

Don't you dare call me a dirty liberal. I'm more concerned about gun rights after events like this. Theres no point an weeping over the dead, so why not make fun of them.

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2 funny!

Dat Evelution thing is racist also i hate gays,lesbians,and bi people dat second pic is really messt up have some respect and dat 3rd pic is just awful and disusting

OMG, this is such a funny thread. text me

and like me on my Facebook

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Shannon Williams Wrote:
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> > You people are mentally ill. What kind of sick
> in
> > the head, psychopaths make fun of a bunch of
> > children being murdered!!? You fucking sickos
> are
> > going to burn in hell for all eternity for the
> > things you've written here. The worst part is
> you
> > know it, and are too proud to accept god as
> your
> > savior. Instead your hearts are blackened and
> > evil, which is probably better then having a 9
> > year old heart with a pistol bullet in it :D

sure it is it all was a hoax!!