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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:30PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> FairfaxUnderground.com was almost voted the "Best
> Blog in DC" by WTOP News




+1


Almost Best Blog in DC 2010 is an honor that we must uphold.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: #### ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:31PM

steve Wrote:
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> you cowards!! it's too easy to speak your mind
> when you're hiding behind a computer screen! i beg
> that one of you say that crap publicly, on the
> news, or to anyone who has kids. as a parent of 2
> young children, i dare any of you to find me and
> repeat any of these comments to me when you don't
> have a forum to hide behind. you should all
> re-evaluate yourselves and suck-start a 9mm.

Well, Steve, seeing as you are in Indiana, I'm not so sure there is a great chance anyone here will run into you. I can post your info if you would like, again.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:33PM

So how are people finding this thread again? What exactly are you typing in Google to get here?


With all the news stories, people writing in the comments sections, all the Facebook and Twitter discussions, all the bloggers writing their own articles, how the hell does one thread from a local message board show up in your Googling????

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mother of Two ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:36PM

I've watched this thread since I came across it over the weekend. Unfortunately what we have here is a group of mindless, depraved dirtbags that have no moral compass. I suspect socially inept guys who don't have those that love them, love others or truly know how to show any compassion.

There is no humor here, on any level. Debating and feeding into their sickness helps no one. Only a gutless individual would do this. Amazing what people will say or write under the cloak of darkness.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2012 06:40PM

Mother of Two Wrote:
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> I've watched this thread since I came across it
> over the weekend. Unfortunately what we have here
> is a group of mindless, depraved dirtbags that
> have no moral compass. I suspect socially inept
> guys who don't have those that love them, love
> others or truly know how to show any compassion.
>
> There is no humor here, on any level. Debating and
> feeding into their sickness helps no one. Only a
> gutless individual would do this. Amazing what
> people will say or write under the cloak of
> darkness.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:02PM

The last thing to go through the child's head was a bullet.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:03PM

It was about as cold outside as a Sandy Hook Elementary Schooler's body today,

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TheJoker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:03PM

It's not that amazing actually...
Anonymity breeds amazing things. Mostly truths.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TheJoker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:09PM

Also curious if the students have to make up the days they're missing for all this...

Is it like snow days?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bobby Collingsworth ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:13PM

This thread is basically a dark form of trolling. Trolling comes in many different (mostly harmless) forms but it is ultimately anything that will bring a strong reaction from others. This takes it to a different level imo though and I will not joke about what happened to innocent children only a few days ago.

You have to understand that there are people all over the internet who truly get a kick/thrill/laugh out of provoking people anonymously. This type of trolling is kind of sick though, not unlike people who mailed that girls family pictures of her gruesome body in the car accident a few years back. I'm not feigning outrage at this thread either because it doesn't make me angry.

The best thing you can do is not respond. All the angry responses some of which are fake egged this thread on to continue and I have no doubt it will continue.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:17PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: December 17, 2012 07:27PM

Bobby Collingsworth Wrote:
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> This thread is basically a dark form of trolling.
> Trolling comes in many different (mostly harmless)
> forms but it is ultimately anything that will
> bring a strong reaction from others. This takes
> it to a different level imo though and I will not
> joke about what happened to innocent children only
> a few days ago.
>
> You have to understand that there are people all
> over the internet who truly get a
> kick/thrill/laugh out of provoking people
> anonymously. This type of trolling is kind of
> sick though, not unlike people who mailed that
> girls family pictures of her gruesome body in the
> car accident a few years back. I'm not feigning
> outrage at this thread either because it doesn't
> make me angry.
>
> The best thing you can do is not respond. All the
> angry responses some of which are fake egged this
> thread on to continue and I have no doubt it will
> continue.


U r sick in the head im literally crying right now on this blog the fuckers that started this should be shot

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: fuck you for doing this ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:25PM

This actually isnt even like me to reply to anything, not to mention such inhumane, completely disgusting posts/pics- but honestly....this is disgusting. I am sure if your parent saw this, they would be so incredibly disappointed. Someone wrote "too soon dude"
I say, dude--this is never ever okay to post.
Please be a human and have some compassion. It is NEVER ok to joke about lost lives, especially those of little kids--and days before Christmas. It just not funny. It is disgusting. People all over the nation are sick over this.
Get a clue, and maybe some morals...oh yeah and a little bit of empathy would be good too.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:32PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eh yo Hallie. register and PM me so we can talk
> about how sad this was n stuff.

ok. somethings wrong, so i'll have to go under different name. Nickelback is new name.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: THOKER ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:36PM

Dude do you know the difference between Empathy and Sympathy?

FUCK YOU


fuck you for doing this Wrote:
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> This actually isnt even like me to reply to
> anything, not to mention such inhumane, completely
> disgusting posts/pics- but honestly....this is
> disgusting. I am sure if your parent saw this,
> they would be so incredibly disappointed. Someone
> wrote "too soon dude"
> I say, dude--this is never ever okay to post.
> Please be a human and have some compassion. It is
> NEVER ok to joke about lost lives, especially
> those of little kids--and days before Christmas.
> It just not funny. It is disgusting. People all
> over the nation are sick over this.
> Get a clue, and maybe some morals...oh yeah and a
> little bit of empathy would be good too.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:46PM

May I remind everyone saying how awful it is they died before Christmas, that not all of them were Christian?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Thee joker ()
Date: December 17, 2012 08:53PM

InstantlyChinese Wrote:
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> May I remind everyone saying how awful it is they
> died before Christmas, that not all of them were
> Christian?
Which means not all of them "stormed the gates of heaven" like that stupid Facebook faggot ass poem says

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Classic Chris Rock ()
Date: December 17, 2012 10:06PM

Classic Chris Rock that Still works...

http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s


http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: good ol' days ()
Date: December 17, 2012 10:13PM

Classic Chris Rock Wrote:
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> Classic Chris Rock that Still works...
>
> http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s
>
>
> http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ


Chris Rock is one smooth nickel.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: michael ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:00PM

excuse me but they were 6 and 7 sir so fuck off

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Heather16630 ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:15PM

This is really fucked up

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Kristenm06 ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:32PM

What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?! People just lost their children friends family members in a horrible tragedy and you make jokes about it? You're fucking SICK!!!! How dare you!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2012 11:37PM

Classic Chris Rock Wrote:
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> Classic Chris Rock that Still works...
>
> http://youtu.be/bQilqOveh2s
>
>
> http://youtu.be/aAoMNEQo4sQ



Lolololol.....these never get old!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bennym ()
Date: December 18, 2012 12:19AM

what kind of heathens are you? this isn't funny or a joke

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Adam Lanza ()
Date: December 18, 2012 12:34AM

This thread just got awesome.
Sup kids?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 18, 2012 01:16AM

This is terrible. Just awful.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: NRA school ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:41AM

The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns in that school to make it safe.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Yes, it does dickwad ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:28AM

NRA school Wrote:
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> The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns in
> that school to make it safe.


Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range, a gun show, an army base, police station or hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by thousands of these same guns he wants to ban for everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Smokin ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:30AM

eesh Wrote:
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> This is terrible. Just awful.

She is so hot!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: asabrick ()
Date: December 18, 2012 07:06AM

Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
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> NRA school Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns
> in
> > that school to make it safe.
>
>
> Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range,
> a gun show, an army base, police station or
> hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by
> thousands of these same guns he wants to ban for
> everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.


The ignorance of your statement is fucking astounding.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Going with your gut ()
Date: December 18, 2012 02:51PM

Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
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> Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range,
> a gun show, an army base, police station or
> hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by
> thousands of these same guns he wants to ban for
> everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:08PM

Just wrong!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:08PM

^for eesh

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: WOW! ()
Date: December 18, 2012 04:54PM

That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6 and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think that is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve to die because of some messed up, mental, and RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids must have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the slightest bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go **** yourself!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:04PM

WOW! Wrote:
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> That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6
> and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think that
> is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve to
> die because of some messed up, mental, and
> RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids must
> have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just
> wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even
> saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the slightest
> bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go ****
> yourself!!!!!!!

So you're saying if anyone laughs at this they have mental disabilities?
And you're also saying the shooter had mental disabilities, as well as mental retardation?
That is insulting to the parents of mentally disabled children that are devastated due to the hard work required to take care of their mentally disabled child.
That isn't even the slightest bit funny.
Someone should arrest you for even saying that.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: U7vY9 ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:15PM

WOW! Wrote:
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> That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6
> and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think that
> is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve to
> die because of some messed up, mental, and
> RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids must
> have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just
> wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even
> saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the slightest
> bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go ****
> yourself!!!!!!!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: McFDt ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:16PM

InstantlyChinese Wrote:
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> WOW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That is messed up! Little girls and boys aged 6
> > and 7 died!!!!!!! You are mental if you think
> that
> > is funny!!!!!!! Those little kids didnt deserve
> to
> > die because of some messed up, mental, and
> > RETARDED guy!!!!!!! The parents of those kids
> must
> > have been devestated!!!!!!!! And that is just
> > wrong!!!!! Someone should arrest you for even
> > saying that!!!!!!! That isn't even the
> slightest
> > bit funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just go ****
> > yourself!!!!!!!
>
> So you're saying if anyone laughs at this they
> have mental disabilities?
> And you're also saying the shooter had mental
> disabilities, as well as mental retardation?
> That is insulting to the parents of mentally
> disabled children that are devastated due to the
> hard work required to take care of their mentally
> disabled child.
> That isn't even the slightest bit funny.
> Someone should arrest you for even saying that.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: XkKkL ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:27PM

Nickelback Wrote:
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> Just wrong!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 3yFe3 ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:27PM

Nickelback Wrote:
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> ^for eesh
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: VCmLv ()
Date: December 18, 2012 05:28PM

NRA school Wrote:
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> The wackjobs at the NRA say we needed more guns in
> that school to make it safe.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: December 18, 2012 06:13PM

@Hallie-I got as far as "my sister could've died" and gave up....sad that you didn't....and your kids if the world is cursed to have them in it. What sort of retard are you to get on a thread that says "JOKE" in the title and act all high and mighty? This was another act of natural selection, like the Xmas tsunami a cpl years ago, sucks, but there ya go. How many kids died that day? We're over it though, that's what's sad.

Do you people realize how many loons are out there thinking the world is ending in a few days? Do you NOT expect mayhem til the 22nd? I do.

Yeah, my kids are gonna get a few extra days of holiday break thanks to Adam/Alan/whatevr his name was and I'm thanking God my kids are still here. Obviously they're meant for something more in life than those 20 were.

I'm gonna go wrap my Christmas gifts now and stop worring about bs that doesn't concern me. Hey, Hallie, you should try it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: You are a moron ()
Date: December 18, 2012 07:45PM

If you can't distinguish between spree killers and war with militant Islam, you are a complete idiot. BTW, militant Islam attack US army bases like everyday.

Going with your gut Wrote:
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> Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> > someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun
> range,
> > a gun show, an army base, police station or
> > hunting lodge. President Obama is protected by
> > thousands of these same guns he wants to ban
> for
> > everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.
>
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Can't change what you said ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:01PM

You are a moron Wrote:
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> If you can't distinguish between spree killers and
> war with militant Islam, you are a complete idiot.
> BTW, militant Islam attack US army bases like
> everyday.

You asked a very simple question, and now you want to add a qualification and say that one was a deranged spree killer and the other was part of a war with militant islam, because you forgot to think before making your original statement.

You asked: "When was the last time someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun range, a gun show, an army base, "

You were asserting that these things don't happen when and where people are armed. But the simple fact is that they can, and do. Arming teachers will not prevent these things from happening. Regardless of how you change your argument.



>
> Going with your gut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, it does dickwad Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yes, it does dickwad. When was the last time
> > > someone went on a shooting rampage at a gun
> > range,
> > > a gun show, an army base, police station or
> > > hunting lodge. President Obama is protected
> by
> > > thousands of these same guns he wants to ban
> > for
> > > everybody else. Big hypocrite. Nothin new.
> >
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lesson Plan ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:19PM

Sandy Hook Lesson Plan
Reading Math
Letters A R Numbers 15
G L O C K 20
S I G 226

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:23PM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 18, 2012 08:29PM

So the question remains...

Was the shooter wearing Pyrovision goggles?


This could change everything.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: regular programming ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:11AM

never 2 soon
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Niggerbiscuits ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:39AM

Did you guys heaer about that sandy hook kid that was on the TV? He was all over the chalkboard and the desk too!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Alan The Awful Asshole ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:58AM

Seems like the internet is starting to notice this thread. Let's crank it up a notch, throw in some Columbine jokes, and show them how fucked in the head we really are.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 31415926535 ()
Date: December 19, 2012 03:28AM

You know the saddest thing about this shooting? Any pedophiles in the state of CT now have a smaller dating pool from which to choose. Oh, those poor, child-molesting hopeless romantics. . . . . .always sooo full of love they can't help but splatter some of that love on ya!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 31415926535 ()
Date: December 19, 2012 06:22AM

Do you know what sits in a Sandy Hook classroom and says Shhhhhh? A victim's lung.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: HS teacher ()
Date: December 19, 2012 05:20PM

Is it true that all the kids got their school clothes at target?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bethany Whalen ()
Date: December 19, 2012 06:18PM

nigger dicks
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: 31415926535 ()
Date: December 20, 2012 07:12AM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck at some bullet-splattered Sandy Hook guts.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 20, 2012 07:48PM

JenK Wrote:
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> @Hallie-I got as far as "my sister could've died"
> and gave up....sad that you didn't....and your
> kids if the world is cursed to have them in it.
> What sort of retard are you to get on a thread
> that says "JOKE" in the title and act all high and
> mighty? This was another act of natural
> selection, like the Xmas tsunami a cpl years ago,
> sucks, but there ya go. How many kids died that
> day? We're over it though, that's what's sad.
>
> Do you people realize how many loons are out there
> thinking the world is ending in a few days? Do
> you NOT expect mayhem til the 22nd? I do.
>
> Yeah, my kids are gonna get a few extra days of
> holiday break thanks to Adam/Alan/whatevr his name
> was and I'm thanking God my kids are still here.
> Obviously they're meant for something more in life
> than those 20 were.
>
> I'm gonna go wrap my Christmas gifts now and stop
> worring about bs that doesn't concern me. Hey,
> Hallie, you should try it.

Now instead of the username being hallie its Nickelback, and I dont have any kids,dumbass! I am 11! And I think that a death at this maximum does concern me and everyone else that wants to pay attention to it! I wasnt looking for a joke thread! I trying to find stories on the shooting! Why are YOU here? Huh?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Laughsatkidsdeaths ()
Date: December 20, 2012 10:04PM

How many kids does it take to paint a school red?
20!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 20, 2012 10:59PM

http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/234424/188/Man-Walks-Into-Sandy-Hook-Elementary-In-Va-With-Two-By-Four-Labeled-High-Powered-Rifle



A man was arrested after he walked into Sandy Hook Elementary School in northern Virginia with a 2-by-4 board with the words "High Powered Rifle" written on it.

Maj. Scott Proctor of the Shenandoah County Sheriff's Office said 33-year-old Christopher Gerrit Johnson apparently was attempting to make a statement about school safety Wednesday when he walked into the elementary school in Strasburg about 60 miles west of Washington.

The Strasburg school shares the same name as the Connecticut elementary school where 20 pupils were slain last Friday.

Proctor said Johnson was immediately detained by a school resource officer and arrested by police, who charged him with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 21, 2012 02:54AM

Nickelback Wrote:
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>
> Now instead of the username being hallie its
> Nickelback, and I dont have any kids,dumbass! I am
> 11!
And I think that a death at this maximum does
> concern me and everyone else that wants to pay
> attention to it! I wasnt looking for a joke
> thread! I trying to find stories on the shooting!
> Why are YOU here? Huh?


whoa what? we going the whole "im underage" route again. please dont PM me and this may be a shot in the dark but some of these jokes are funny.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nickelback ()
Date: December 21, 2012 03:31PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Nickelback Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Now instead of the username being hallie its
> > Nickelback, and I dont have any
> kids,dumbass! I am
> > 11!
And I think that a death at this
> maximum does
> > concern me and everyone else that wants to pay
> > attention to it! I wasnt looking for a joke
> > thread! I trying to find stories on the
> shooting!
> > Why are YOU here? Huh?
>
>
> whoa what? we going the whole "im underage" route
> again. please dont PM me and this may be a shot in
> the dark but some of these jokes are funny.

Why not PM you? I am more mature than 11.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: December 21, 2012 03:42PM

edit



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2012 01:32AM by _Eyedea_.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: i care ()
Date: December 21, 2012 10:55PM

Karma is not real
just saying

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JoshBeckett12321 ()
Date: December 22, 2012 12:53AM

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eat a bullet ()
Date: December 22, 2012 05:38PM

michael Wrote:
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> excuse me but they were 6 and 7 sir so fuck off


and they were so cute too..I mean before the bullets to the head obviously, now not so much

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: THE REAL TRUTH ()
Date: December 23, 2012 12:17AM

U R TRULY A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: help lol ()
Date: December 23, 2012 12:09PM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jokester ()
Date: December 23, 2012 02:01PM

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a thread about a man going into an elementary school and having a blast. It will just take a sec."

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eye_Dee_10_Tee_Error_ ()
Date: December 23, 2012 10:46PM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> U r sick in the head im literally crying right now
> on this blog the fuckers that started this should
> be shot
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Shot like those little kids? So tell me, how are you no different than Adam?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Punk ()
Date: December 24, 2012 07:04AM

Wow, fuck everybody who said that this isn't funny. Who the hell are you to decide what is funny or not for me. I don't think that Tyler Perry movies are funny, but I don't wish that all of the people who have seen his movies should be shot and sent to hell. The topic of this thread clearly says "Joke thread". Your own curiosity brought you here so you are no different than the people posting jokes. Don't condemn people for posting on a thread that you shouldn't even be on.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Vulture ()
Date: December 25, 2012 10:09AM

25 kids are dead 1 mom 1 adam lanza

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Self-righteous religious loser ()
Date: December 25, 2012 10:54AM

Punk Wrote:
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> Wow, fuck everybody who said that this isn't
> funny. Who the hell are you to decide what is
> funny or not for me. I don't think that Tyler
> Perry movies are funny, but I don't wish that all
> of the people who have seen his movies should be
> shot and sent to hell. The topic of this thread
> clearly says "Joke thread". Your own curiosity
> brought you here so you are no different than the
> people posting jokes. Don't condemn people for
> posting on a thread that you shouldn't even be on.


I seek out stuff like this so that I can condemn people and create a false sense of pious indignation and self-worth for myself.

I find it is easier to tell other people what they should do to become better people, than to put in the effort to become a better person, myself. That's why I cling to religion and condemn the behavior of others.

Abortion and gay marriage are bad!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: InstantlyChinese ()
Date: December 25, 2012 12:58PM

No, 20 kids and the other five were school employees.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Bob McBurger ()
Date: December 26, 2012 09:14AM

The teacher told them to pick out a book. They got magazines instead

Here's my address for anyone who would like to try and kill me, but keep in mind I'm an owner of multiple firearms, so good luck.

105 Commercial Avenue NW, Sandstone, MN 55072

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: December 26, 2012 09:22AM

Bob McBurger Wrote:
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> The teacher told them to pick out a book. They got
> magazines instead
>
> Here's my address for anyone who would like to try
> and kill me, but keep in mind I'm an owner of
> multiple firearms, so good luck.
>
> 105 Commercial Avenue NW, Sandstone, MN 55072


I don't know why anyone would want to hurt you, but you might get a lot of pizzas and magazines

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Wisconsin () ()
Date: December 26, 2012 05:28PM

Go hold up a sign like that in public where everyone can see your face you fucking pussy. See if someone doesn't kill you where you stand. You're just a coward hiding behind a computer screen.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: cjNGv ()
Date: December 26, 2012 05:44PM

Wisconsin () Wrote:
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> Go hold up a sign like that in public where
> everyone can see your face you fucking pussy. See
> if someone doesn't kill you where you stand.
> You're just a coward hiding behind a computer
> screen.


no problem

westboro baptist church does that daily

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: wake up ()
Date: December 29, 2012 04:04PM

sandy hook was a fun movie. it made me cry. it made me lauf. i love watching the actors tell us about there child that died two days ago with big smiles no tears. i think it would of been more beleable if they would of used real hollywood actors. i cant wait for the next show obam and his friends have planed for us. this is why jokes are aceptable here..

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lawlz ()
Date: December 31, 2012 09:39PM

Hahahahahahaha to damn funny the best thing I've seen in a long time this is almost as good as the time I saw kids getting shot hahahahaha such a good time.... Man was I HARD at work when I saw the news

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Ann ()
Date: January 02, 2013 08:18PM

Wow. I looked on here and I was so disgusted. This was my town. I know these families. You guys posting these things are so disgusting. I looked up "Sandy Hook Elementary" and I found this. A joke is meant to be funny. 20 dead children is NOT funny. You may be thinking that the jokes themselves are the humorous part, but everything about this thread is sickening. You guys all deserve to be locked in a mental institute for the rest of your lives. When I see these sick "jokes", memes, and so on, it makes me want to vomit. Poking fun at the pain of others is never funny. I hope karma hits you hard. That is all.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: PECGc ()
Date: January 03, 2013 01:17AM

Ann Wrote:
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> Wow. I looked on here and I was so disgusted. This
> was my town. I know these families. You guys
> posting these things are so disgusting. I looked
> up "Sandy Hook Elementary" and I found this. A
> joke is meant to be funny. 20 dead children is NOT
> funny. You may be thinking that the jokes
> themselves are the humorous part, but everything
> about this thread is sickening. You guys all
> deserve to be locked in a mental institute for the
> rest of your lives. When I see these sick "jokes",
> memes, and so on, it makes me want to vomit.
> Poking fun at the pain of others is never funny. I
> hope karma hits you hard. That is all.


You forgot 8 adults - (Adam included)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Connect and Cut ()
Date: January 03, 2013 06:07PM

Newtown requests that all gifts of toys and monetary donations be put on hold until further notice.
However, they are still in need of more cleaning supplies.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: redhook ()
Date: January 04, 2013 02:50PM

Ann Wrote:
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> Wow. I looked on here and I was so disgusted. This
> was my town. I know these families. You guys
> posting these things are so disgusting. I looked
> up "Sandy Hook Elementary" and I found this. A
> joke is meant to be funny. 20 dead children is NOT
> funny. You may be thinking that the jokes
> themselves are the humorous part, but everything
> about this thread is sickening. You guys all
> deserve to be locked in a mental institute for the
> rest of your lives. When I see these sick "jokes",
> memes, and so on, it makes me want to vomit.
> Poking fun at the pain of others is never funny. I
> hope karma hits you hard. That is all.


sadly kids die all the time every day in this country and very little is done about it. 20 of them go at once and everyone starts weeping. instead of getting pissed off at people maybe you should try to help some of these kids.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: adam lanza ()
Date: January 06, 2013 11:36PM

This whole shooting is a government conspiracy set up by Obama just so he can take the whites guns away.
I just wished the were all little nigger kids that got.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Barack Obama ()
Date: January 06, 2013 11:56PM

I can assure you this shooting was no conspiracy; but I do agree that nigger babies should have been killed. I mean who likes niggers anyway, they smell like shit and steal.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: lanza ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:01AM

Who votedyou in you stupid fucking nigger, you have done absolutely noting while in office besides increase our national debt to 20 trillion dollars. Rot in hell you Coon. I hope your fucking balloon lips pop NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Barack Obama ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:01AM

Nigger
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Chief keef ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:04AM

tree hunned bi

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Barack Obama ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:09AM

Sir please calm down, I'm doing the best I can, you should know by now we niggers aren't the brightest. By the way, if you knew how much cocaine and KFC 20 trillion dollars could buy you wouldn't be angry.

sorry, your friendly nigger,

Barack
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: adam lanza ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:20AM

I have a few questions I would like you to address the public with .
1 why do niggers, such as yourself, smell like shit?
2 why are niggers stupid?
3 is it true you you have your own watermelon patch
4 when my warranty runs out on my slaves is there a way to fix the whip marks
5 why do you have pubes on your face
6 is it true you luck yourself with eggplant
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Will ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:44AM

You are absolutely right. Death is death and you can't change it So what is the harm of people who cope with death through laughter coming together on a forum set up for specifically that to do so? I mean, if people do not want to read the jokes that are posted, than don't come to the site. It really is that simple. If you see a site names "Sandy Hook JOKE Thread" and you feel like you will get offended don't click on it. Also i would put money on me being able to find a 9/11 joke thread as well. Its people like you that keep these people posting. Want to see the thread die? Then stop hating because it is exactly what the trollers want.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Connect and Cut ()
Date: January 07, 2013 11:04PM

The .223 bullet is small. Very small. It's basically the same size as the .22 you shot when you were 10 years old on Grampy's farm.

You know what else is really small? 6 year olds.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: NIGGER HATER ()
Date: January 08, 2013 01:30AM

You are one ignorant motherfucker apparently you know nothing about bullets you infected queen bubble

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jayzoobie ()
Date: January 13, 2013 01:23PM

twenty, six year olds... or twenty-six year olds? I think there's a Michael Jackson joke in there... something about who ruined more children's lives, the sandy hook shooter or MJ? Or replace Michael Jackson with Jerry Sandusky, it's an interchangeable joke.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Dr. ()
Date: January 13, 2013 04:50PM

Adam Lanza, taking care of the kids like this years influenza.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: I'm Going To Hell, I Know I Am ()
Date: January 14, 2013 12:15AM

Whoo! We're the first Google result for "Sandy Hook jokes". What an amazing milestone.

In other news, I heard the Sandy Hook yearbook has some extra space available this year.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Postergod ()
Date: January 18, 2013 02:40PM

Oh my fucking god! I'm laughing so hard...this is what I searched for and you delivered it Fairfax! The people who are yelling at other people about being sick are even funnier! It's the internet, and guess what...you're reading it too! Oh and my heart goes out to the people of sandy hook...you know the ones who had to work the return counter at toys R us. They probably had a really busy day.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Postergod ()
Date: January 18, 2013 02:46PM

I'm sure he will...I hear there are babysitting positions open in hell. about 20 of them.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Postergod ()
Date: January 18, 2013 02:52PM

funniest joke ever! hahahahahaha!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Connect and Cut ()
Date: January 20, 2013 02:52PM

Truly the school board must be upset. This is certainly going to have a negative effect on the schools impeccable graduation rate.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Guitar Hero III ()
Date: January 25, 2013 10:54PM

This is hilarious news!!!!

"Sandy Hook Elementary School shooter Adam Lanza armed himself with hundreds of bullets on Dec. 14 before he entered the Newtown school. But he also did one more thing.

He put in a pair of earplugs.

Investigators don't know whether the earplugs are significant to their probe, but they have speculated as to whether Lanza used them because it was a habit from shooting at gun ranges, or to muffle children's screams during his shooting rampage."

Police must speculate something like this;
What was that little kiddy? I can't hear you because I'm wearing appropriate ear protection. Just tell me if you do not want to get shot.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Allah by Akbar ()
Date: January 26, 2013 07:11PM

What is al Qaidas favorite football team? THE NEW YORK JETS!

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