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Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 14, 2012 05:55PM

This might be inappropriate but...

"JOKE THREAD!"
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Joker ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:01PM

What... No one?
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: TOO SOON? ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:17PM

TOO SOON DUDE.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Marilyn Manson Fan ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:28PM

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Somebody cue up the MARILYN MANSON THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE music please....

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Feels Bad, Dude ()
Date: December 14, 2012 07:54PM

I was gonna type a funny one I thought of today, but realized that it's probably gonna be very bad karma for me.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: HOA MGR ()
Date: December 14, 2012 07:56PM

William Moreno, that is not very nice. Too soon.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:12PM

WRONG...this is a bunch of 5 to 10 year old kids.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:20PM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:25PM

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LMAO I thought of "Beware! Children at Play" when I first saw the news today.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2012 08:32PM

This is terrible.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 14, 2012 11:07PM

Why did the shooter kill all the kids? He was a strong proponent of No Child Left Behind.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: James ()
Date: December 15, 2012 12:16AM

Fuck everybody who's posting jokes on here.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 12:36AM

Shut up and suck my balls.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nope ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:03AM

Wow, so guys are so cool and edy XD you must be so proud.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Nope ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:04AM

*Edgy

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Alan The Awful Asshole ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:08AM

I was flipping through the channels today and I happened to see a program called "Elementary". I guarantee that they'll pull the show off the air/change the title.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 03:40AM

Nope Wrote:
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> Wow, so guys are so cool and edy XD you must be so
> proud.
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Unlikely ()
Date: December 15, 2012 03:45AM

Alan The Awful Asshole Wrote:
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> I was flipping through the channels today and I
> happened to see a program called "Elementary". I
> guarantee that they'll pull the show off the
> air/change the title.


Unlikely. Unless enough people as dumb as you petition to have it taken off "for the sake of the children" or some dumb shit like that.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Johnnnny ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:18AM

Hot or Not: the woman crying on her cell phone about her sister right after the shooting ???

I say Hot!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 12:23PM

Definitely hot.... tears of anguish only made it hotter!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Pissed off ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:23PM

What the hell?1? Is this funny to you because for those grieving parents, its not. Have some fucking compassion you asswipe. 27 kids were killed. Hope I made your day fuckhead

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: James Holmes ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:31PM

Pissed off Wrote:
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> What the hell?1? Is this funny to you because for
> those grieving parents, its not. Have some fucking
> compassion you asswipe. 27 kids were killed. Hope
> I made your day fuckhead


Wrong faggot, 20 kids were killed.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Topheavy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 02:43PM

Pissed off, I agree with you. This is NOT a laughing matter and those of you who think you can joke about the 20 innocent, beautiful lives that were taken by some sick and deranged asshole are just as sick and deranged as that asshole. As someone else wrote that he thought of a joke or something, but decided that he better shut up or his Karma would be fucked up. That's what we all need to do. Shut up, if you can't say something nice or considerate, don't say any thing at all. All of you ass wipes that are making jokes and sick comments about this devastating loss should never have children to take of because you don't have what it takes to be a real parent. To be responsible for a child is to be a considerate, passionate and loving person. You can't be that and say these horrible things about innocence. God help you.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: AlexM ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:13PM

wow. you should be very proud of yourself. making jokes at the expense of innocent five year olds who were murdered. i hope you never have your child murdered right before christmas. you are truly sick.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Superstitious and Silly ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:33PM

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> wow. you should be very proud of yourself. making
> jokes at the expense of innocent five year olds
> who were murdered. i hope you never have your
> child murdered right before christmas. you are
> truly sick.

Do you think if someone makes a joke about it, it could happen to them?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Proud Parent ()
Date: December 15, 2012 04:38PM

When Jason B. says balls he actually means clit. Uneducated dickless little prick. Pray for Jason B the dumpster baby. His mother also probably fell down stairs while she was pregnant. There's a special place in hell for you Jason.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 05:55PM

What is with you people? Can't you get it through your thit skull? Apparently their's nothing in it, so it shouldn't be that hard. 20 kids, ages 5-10 were killed, 6 adults were killed, and all that you can think to say it "ha,ha,ha! I'll make a joke about this! I most deffinently won't go to hell!" Why can't you pricks watch what you say! These kid's were killed 2 weeks before Christmas, what little kids look forward to, and in what is said to be the safest city in America! I hope that everyone hates you! Fuck off and go to hell! Now have a merry christmas.(saracasium dumb-bell)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Topheavy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 05:58PM

Superstitious and Silly Wrote:
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> > wow. you should be very proud of yourself.
> making
> > jokes at the expense of innocent five year olds
> > who were murdered. i hope you never have your
> > child murdered right before christmas. you are
> > truly sick.
>
> Do you think if someone makes a joke about it, it
> could happen to them?

Have you not ever heard of Karma? What goes around comes around.? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.? Yes, it could happen. (IMO) We may not like everyone in the world, but we don't have to be sooooo hateful towards other people. A lot of people die every day at the hands of someone else. It's Just SAD!!!!!!!!!! Grow up people!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Jason B. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:02PM

Thanks Proud Parent, but your wife loved my balls; she cleaned them till they sparkled. We got hot and heavy to the news talking about all those dead babies. And thanks for recommending that I be given first class accommodations in Hell. I just want to thank God for loving me enough to build this place for me; always hated cold weather.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:09PM

Shooting up schools before it was cool.

Taking it back old school.





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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:16PM

The thing I love about these threads is the rightous indignation. That what really makes it so funny. That and the silly superstitions about karma. This is why FFU may be the last fun place on the ever-more controlled internet.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john smith11 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:18PM

i'm about to hit the club tonight. i'll take more shots than a Sandy Hook elementary student

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:43PM

So you think that children ages 5-10 and adults being killed in school is funny? Why don't you fuck off dick-head!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 06:46PM

Last message was in reply of tomahawks latest meassage. And, john smith11, not funny, bitch!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:01PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> So you think that children ages 5-10 and adults
> being killed in school is funny?

Not really, but watching you melt down over it is hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some popcorn!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:16PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
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> > So you think that children ages 5-10 and adults
> > being killed in school is funny?
>
> Not really, but watching you melt down over it is
> hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some popcorn!

Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown, i am having a heart! unlike some people!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:31PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
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> > Hallie Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > So you think that children ages 5-10 and
> adults
> > > being killed in school is funny?
> >
> > Not really, but watching you melt down over it
> is
> > hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some
> popcorn!
>
> Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown, i am
> having a heart! unlike some people!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Lucky Louie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:56PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> The thing I love about these threads is the
> rightous indignation. That what really makes it so
> funny. That and the silly superstitions about
> karma. This is why FFU may be the last fun place
> on the ever-more controlled internet.

Gamblers and Christians believe in luck.

A black cat crossing in front of you can cause bad luck. So can breaking a mirror, or walking under a ladder.

Jesus, both the baby version and the older, unemployed carpenter one, will make you go to an imaginary place full of fire and mean, cruel fallen angels when you die, if you aren't nice. So behave yourself.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: you lead a sad life ()
Date: December 15, 2012 07:59PM

To anyone who posts a joke, karma is going to kick your ass alot sooner than later. Sometimes karma can take years to develop but in your case lets hope its just a matter of days.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: jason b. ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:00PM

You think the shooter received posthumous college credit for target practice 101?

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: chris ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:35PM

Joker Wrote:
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> This might be inappropriate but...
>
> "JOKE THREAD!"fuck you bastard

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > tomahawk Wrote:
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> > > Hallie Wrote:
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hahaha! very funny, bitch!
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > So you think that children ages 5-10 and
> > adults
> > > > being killed in school is funny?
> > >
> > > Not really, but watching you melt down over
> it
> > is
> > > hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some
> > popcorn!
> >
> > Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown, i
> am
> > having a heart! unlike some people!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:44PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> > > > Hallie Wrote:
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > So you think that children ages 5-10 and
> > > adults
> > > > > being killed in school is funny?
> > > >
> > > > Not really, but watching you melt down over
> > it
> > > is
> > > > hysterical. Keep posting, I'll get some
> > > popcorn!
> > >
> > > Well thanks. and I am not having a meltdown,
> i
> > am
> > > having a heart! unlike some people!

hahaha. very funny, bitch

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:46PM

hey eesh,

Why don't you fuck off! Your art sucks, your post's suck, and your karma's gonna come back and sucker punch you in the face and kick your ass! and a merry christmas, bitch!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:48PM

Joker Wrote:
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> What... No one?
TOO FUCKING SOON!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: candy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:50PM

wtf is wrong with u people. why in the fucking hell would u even post shit like this??? would it be funny if your son/daughter or sis/bro or cousins ect were one of those children killed? you all need to get some serious help. karma will be a bitch to you. when you die it'll be one laughing joke!! they were 5 yrs old. barely know their ABCs. you are all heartless disgusting inhuman pieces of shit. its people like you in the world as to why its so fucked up. show some motherfuckin respect. you low life inconsiderate bastards

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: itwasaconspiracy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 08:52PM

lol people mad af it is a joke thread and btw laughter is how people get through trauma If you can't laugh at your pain, then they won.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:07PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> hey eesh,
>
> Why don't you fuck off! Your art sucks, your
> post's suck, and your karma's gonna come back and
> sucker punch you in the face and kick your ass!
> and a merry christmas, bitch!
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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john smith11 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:08PM

You're fucking stupid. First of all karma doesn't exist. Second of all, nobody said that it's funny that these kids died. If you don't like these jokes get the fuck out of here

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: john smith11 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:08PM

^directed to candy

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mournful Crow ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:15PM

People, people, people CALM DOWN! Yes the shooting was terrible, yes we will all mourn he 27 deaths that have resulted in this incident, and yes these jokes are indeed a little too soon. But these sorts of school shootings happen all the time all around the world; They just don't get publicized as much. This is really nothing new at all, and the fire will die down in a couple of weeks. These people are simply making lighthearted jokes concerning the issue. It's not that they don't have hearts, or are emotionless psychopaths laughing at someone else's expense and suffering; They are human beings with hearts just like yours, they are simply responding to the shooting in their own way. Some people pray, some people send money, some people use it to promote political agendas, some people actually do something to help, and some people make jokes. Get over it, and don't complain to these people, because you're obviously not going to change the fact that they have a sense of humor. Yes, the shooting was bad. Yes, people died. Yes, the jokes are a little bit too soon, but they're funny as hell, so laugh, pray, and stop bitching. -MC

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: candy ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:17PM

ill have this page reported. thank you marry christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip addresses btw :)

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:20PM

candy Wrote:
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> ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> addresses btw :)



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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:24PM

Mournful Crow Wrote:
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> People, people, people CALM DOWN! Yes the shooting
> was terrible, yes we will all mourn he 27 deaths
> that have resulted in this incident, and yes these
> jokes are indeed a little too soon. But these
> sorts of school shootings happen all the time all
> around the world; They just don't get publicized
> as much. This is really nothing new at all, and
> the fire will die down in a couple of weeks. These
> people are simply making lighthearted jokes
> concerning the issue. It's not that they don't
> have hearts, or are emotionless psychopaths
> laughing at someone else's expense and suffering;
> They are human beings with hearts just like yours,
> they are simply responding to the shooting in
> their own way. Some people pray, some people send
> money, some people use it to promote political
> agendas, some people actually do something to
> help, and some people make jokes. Get over it, and
> don't complain to these people, because you're
> obviously not going to change the fact that they
> have a sense of humor. Yes, the shooting was bad.
> Yes, people died. Yes, the jokes are a little bit
> too soon, but they're funny as hell, so laugh,
> pray, and stop bitching. -MC


I'll admit it, we do need to calm down a bit, but they aren't really that funny. Look at the one with the little kids, all dead on the side of the road, faces bloody, eyes rolled in the back of their heads, dead. They loom more like zombies than just dead human beings. These children were 5-10 and most didn't even no their numbers or abc's! If people want to make jokes, than tell them not to post it on the internet if it's about something like this.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Internet Police Officer #423234 ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:31PM

candy Wrote:
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> ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> addresses btw :)


Who are you reporting it to, and what law do you believe is being violated?

Just because you are emotional and can't take a joke, doesn't mean the rest of the world needs to fall in line and become distraught and beyond consolation like you.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:47PM

Internet Police Officer #423234 Wrote:
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> candy Wrote:
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> > ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> > christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> > addresses btw :)
>
>
> Who are you reporting it to, and what law do you
> believe is being violated?
>
> Just because you are emotional and can't take a
> joke, doesn't mean the rest of the world needs to
> fall in line and become distraught and beyond
> consolation like you.

It doesnt mean she is beyond consolation. Yes, I dont think she/he needs to report the page, but they are just irritated like me at all the jokes people are making about the deaths

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: It's Love All The Same ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:50PM

candy Wrote:
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> ill have this page reported. thank you marry
> christmas you all might wanna renew ur ip
> addresses btw :)

Unfortunately, due to overzealous family values laws, I can no longer marry Christmas.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: JSMITH ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:55PM

I hope all of the people hiding behind there computers and making jokes about this burn in hell it takes a real cowered to post shit like this why dont you post your info so the parents of the kids of this tragedy can confront you.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Only you control your emotions ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:56PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> It doesnt mean she is beyond consolation. Yes, I
> dont think she/he needs to report the page, but
> they are just irritated like me at all the jokes
> people are making about the deaths

Didn't anyone ever tell you that only you are responsible for your emotions, and for how you react to something?

If it irritates you, that is all on you. You can choose to ruminate about this, or you can move along and not let it worry your little mind.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Reading is Fundamental ()
Date: December 15, 2012 09:58PM

JSMITH Wrote:
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> I hope all of the people hiding behind there
> computers and making jokes about this burn in hell
> it takes a real cowered to post shit like this why
> dont you post your info so the parents of the kids
> of this tragedy can confront you.

I am more offended by your atrocious writing than I am by any jokes being told by anonymous people on an internet forum most people don't even realize exists.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:08PM

Only you control your emotions Wrote:
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> > It doesnt mean she is beyond consolation. Yes,
> I
> > dont think she/he needs to report the page, but
> > they are just irritated like me at all the
> jokes
> > people are making about the deaths
>
> Didn't anyone ever tell you that only you are
> responsible for your emotions, and for how you
> react to something?
>
> If it irritates you, that is all on you. You can
> choose to ruminate about this, or you can move
> along and not let it worry your little mind.

Well, than excuse me for speaking my mind. Last time I checked, I have the right. Also, thanks for calling my mind little. I needed that. For all you know, my little sister could have died in the shooting.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Little Mind's little sister ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:23PM

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> Well, than excuse me for speaking my mind. Last
> time I checked, I have the right.

You sure do. So do the people who are making jokes. Goes both ways, sweetheart, not just when it is convenient for you.


> Also, thanks for
> calling my mind little. I needed that. For all you
> know, my little sister could have died in the
> shooting.

Oh gosh, I am so very very sorry. I had no idea. I didn't realize your little mind would be reminded of your dead little sister if I called your mind little.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: pooquelle ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:47PM

Wow really. That's just not appropriate ever. Those parents will never see their kids ever again. What would make you thingk that this would be funny ever? >:(

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Marissa ()
Date: December 15, 2012 10:48PM

You are a sick fuck....just as sick as the shooter.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ks ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:02PM

Who ever posted this.. this is MY town... May you burn in hell for even thinking this could be funny. 20 six yr olds...

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:02PM

all I want to say is that, yes, everyone has a right to their emotions and words, but not everyone needs or wants to hear jokes about 5-10 year olds who died because of some crazy man. If you have a joke, dont say it yet. Too soon and just rude! Think of all the people who have lost syblingings, nieces, nephews, grandchildren, cousins all because of a pyscopath. Think before you make a joke about this stuff.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:11PM

Also, think about all that these kids kad left: weddings, first dances, graduation, sweet 16, children of their own, grandchildren, nieces and nephews. They had a whole life ahead of thwm that was taken away. Who ever makes a joke about this stuff should burn in Hell. When I see that you have died in the newspaper, I will make sure to come to your funeral and laugh, and joke and make a mokery of it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: DeMarco ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:32PM

Yall need to pull this down because this isn't something to be joking about this is really not a laughing or joking matter so please respect them at this time..

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Dontworry ()
Date: December 15, 2012 11:47PM

YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I HAVE EVER SEEN GO DIE IN A HOLE

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: GO CRY. EMO KID. ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:01AM

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Angeredatthisignorance ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:03AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS!!! THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE POST, I HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE..THIS IS A HORRIFIC TRAGEDY..THIS IS A DEFINITE ASS BEATING!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: you're a sad human being ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:15AM

You are sad human beings to make light of this tragedy, I can't help but wonder if the shooter thought of tragedies similar to this as funny before he committed these crimes. Take a moment to think about what I just said, I compare you to the person who took 26 lives. It is these types of words and actions that belittle human life and let people justify the viscous, terrible things they do to someone else. You hide behind your screen name on this webpage. I hope you're loneliness and poor taste remains only on the web, and doesn't come out into the world as hate and violence. You are a sad, sad human being.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: The 1990s are making a comeback ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:19AM

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Is it true the 1990s are making a comeback?


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Mwaaahh! ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:20AM


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Johny Jihad ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:25AM

Angeredatthisignorance Wrote:
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> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS!!! THIS IS
> THE MOST OFFENSIVE POST, I HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS
> NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE..THIS IS A HORRIFIC
> TRAGEDY..THIS IS A DEFINITE ASS BEATING!!!

YOU FORGOT TO CALL IT A BLOG!


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: asdfasdfaa ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:26AM

i would say you're all going to hell but you probably already know that. speechless

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: The Universe ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:27AM

asdfasdfaa Wrote:
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> i would say you're all going to hell but you
> probably already know that. speechless


Heaven and Hell do not exist, except in the minds of superstitious people.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: ONLY IN THE SUBURBS ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:37AM

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Why are suburban kids with rich parents who live in gigantic houses so damn angry?


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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:46AM

you lead a sad life Wrote:
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> To anyone who posts a joke, karma is going to kick
> your ass alot sooner than later. Sometimes karma
> can take years to develop but in your case lets
> hope its just a matter of days.

So what did these kids do to incur Karma's wrath?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: My house, My rules! ()
Date: December 16, 2012 01:48AM

ks Wrote:
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> Who ever posted this.. this is MY town... May you
> burn in hell for even thinking this could be
> funny. 20 six yr olds...


Ok, Mayor McFuckface. It's your town. Own that shit!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Observant One ()
Date: December 16, 2012 02:15AM

Kid definitely looks to be 'tarded. Why is that autistic kids all have wealthy, white upbringings? You don't see black kids having these problems.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Private School RaisedSuburbanite ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:47AM

Observant One Wrote:
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> Kid definitely looks to be 'tarded. Why is that
> autistic kids all have wealthy, white upbringings?
> You don't see black kids having these problems.

Because many of these wealthy, white mothers do not have to work and they have too much time on their hands so they go out of their way to find something wrong with their children so they can occupy their ridiculous amount of spare time with something.

One of my good friends they tried to diagnose him as being autistic, yet off of the top of his head without the help of a computer, he was able to name all of the current starting lineups for every single NBA, NFL, NHL & MLB team. He also new all of the backups, the league standings, statistics, team stadium and arena names etc...

Clearly some doctor fucked up when they diagnosed him but they still charged his family over 10k for the doctor visits.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: someonewithheart ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:53AM

You people are sick, these were children who were killed, they have yet to had even lives their lives, have a heart, think if it were your child. Please pray for these people and stop being inhumane, what has this world come to? People making jokes out of something that really happened only a day ago.... Sick.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 16, 2012 07:57AM

someonewithheart Wrote:
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> You people are sick, these were children who were
> killed, they have yet to had even lives their
> lives, have a heart, think if it were your child.
> Please pray for these people and stop being
> inhumane, what has this world come to? People
> making jokes out of something that really happened
> only a day ago.... Sick.

I can't say I disagree with you, but do you really think you're going to shame people into not making jokes? Do you really think this is the first they're hearing that it's in bad taste? Save your outrage for something more productive.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: mike from maine ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:36AM

ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS POSTING JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING SHOT, DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING TO YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES. USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Prayer ()
Date: December 16, 2012 09:49AM

That's is soooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 10:29AM

mike from maine Wrote:
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> ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS POSTING
> JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING SHOT,
> DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING TO
> YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!

Yes, please do. I'll come kick some ass! And I agree, any one making jokes about the deaths of these little kids are all wastes of space. If making jokes about a tragedy is how you get over them, than that's fine, you have the right, but don't put them where people who think that the shooter has a special place to burn in Hell are. Don't do it. Keep the jokes to yourself.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Will ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:20AM

I would take a shot at you, but it seems that Adam Lanza beat me to its. Also, the people who are getting so uptight about this, if they weren't your kids, or your family in general. Well you can have a big bowl of shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear it. This is how people like us get through tragedy. If you do not like the jokes, than don't look at the thread/blog. It is really that simple i promise. Have a bit more common sense please. Thanks. Oh and if you would like to send me hatemail my email is ikillyou4klondikebar@gmail.com

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:25AM

poor taste, etc



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/17/2012 12:02AM by _Eyedea_.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:49AM

Will Wrote:
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> I would take a shot at you, but it seems that Adam
> Lanza beat me to its. Also, the people who are
> getting so uptight about this, if they weren't
> your kids, or your family in general. Well you can
> have a big bowl of shut the fuck up because no one
> wants to hear it. This is how people like us get
> through tragedy. If you do not like the jokes,
> than don't look at the thread/blog. It is really
> that simple i promise. Have a bit more common
> sense please. Thanks. Oh and if you would like to
> send me hatemail my email is
> ikillyou4klondikebar@gmail.com

As I have said before, I don't care if you want to make jokes, but keep it to yourself. Jokes, yes they're funny, but not right now. After about a year, maybe but probally not. I don't see or hear anyone jokingabout 9/11. Tell me the difference. Yes, this shooting was of kids and 9/11 was a plane crashed into a building, but death is death. People died of un-natural causes.
You can't change it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:56AM

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> mike from maine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS
> POSTING
> > JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING
> SHOT,
> > DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> > YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING
> TO
> > YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> > USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!


What is your problem? It's not funny!!!

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Pissed off bitch ()
Date: December 16, 2012 11:59AM

You fuckers!!! Hope u all burn in hell

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:01PM

Most of the indignation posts in this thread have been made by the same person in the hopes even more people make jokes about the shooting.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Most of the indignation posts in this thread have
> been made by the same person in the hopes even
> more people make jokes about the shooting.

If you mean me, for all you know my little sister could have died in the shooting because of that bitch who thought that murdering his mother, 20 kids, 6 adults and himself would be fun.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Wreckoftheday ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:06PM

Its easy to make light of things that seem surreal. It doesnt take a great mind to make jokes, just a news picture and a few words and BAM youve reach the ulitmate point of desperate attention. So, way to go, we all see how needy, low, and selfless you are, you have shown the world how tough a man you can be by sitting at your computer and blasting murdered children, you should be so proud. While the rest of us will mourn our countrie's great tragedy together and unite in being compassionate, you will continue sit at your computer wanking away to hentai porn and enjoying your attention. At this point, hell is too good for you. To everyone else, stop replying and we can stop the trend of worthless kids getting attention. Delete it from your browser, delete it from your memory and honor the kids with your kind thoughts, sympathy and prayers. This is the epitemy of evil thriving on evil. Turn your minds from it and conjour the strength to rise above it.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:06PM

^and it's not so that people will make more jokes.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:13PM

Wreckoftheday Wrote:
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> Its easy to make light of things that seem
> surreal. It doesnt take a great mind to make
> jokes, just a news picture and a few words and BAM
> youve reach the ulitmate point of desperate
> attention. So, way to go, we all see how needy,
> low, and selfless you are, you have shown the
> world how tough a man you can be by sitting at
> your computer and blasting murdered children, you
> should be so proud. While the rest of us will
> mourn our countrie's great tragedy together and
> unite in being compassionate, you will continue
> sit at your computer wanking away to hentai porn
> and enjoying your attention. At this point, hell
> is too good for you. To everyone else, stop
> replying and we can stop the trend of worthless
> kids getting attention. Delete it from your
> browser, delete it from your memory and honor the
> kids with your kind thoughts, sympathy and
> prayers. This is the epitemy of evil thriving on
> evil. Turn your minds from it and conjour the
> strength to rise above it.


I agree

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:15PM

Hallie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most of the indignation posts in this thread
> have
> > been made by the same person in the hopes even
> > more people make jokes about the shooting.
>
> If you mean me, for all you know my little sister
> could have died in the shooting because of that
> bitch who thought that murdering his mother, 20
> kids, 6 adults and himself would be fun.






If you had a family member that died on Friday, especially a sister in the Connecticut shooting, you would be doing other things rather than posting on a Fairfax forum about how awful these jokes are.

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: BaaaBaaaBlack Sheep ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:27PM

mike from maine Wrote:
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> ALL YOU PATHETIC LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAGS POSTING
> JOKES ABOUT THESE HELPLESS LITTLE KIDS BEING SHOT,
> DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AN POST
> YOUR ADDRESSES SO WE CAN ALL TAKE TURNS COMING TO
> YOUR HOUSES AND TORTURING YOU LITTLE PUSSIES.
> USLESS FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE U ALL ARE!


3220 Old Lee Highway Fairfax, VA 22030
(703) 691-3178


Come at me bro....

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Re: Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting JOKE THREAD
Posted by: Hallie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 12:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hallie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Most of the indignation posts in this thread
> > have
> > > been made by the same person in the hopes
> even
> > > more people make jokes about the shooting.
> >
> > If you mean me, for all you know my little
> sister
> > could have died in the shooting because of that
> > bitch who thought that murdering his mother, 20
> > kids, 6 adults and himself would be fun.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> If you had a family member that died on Friday,
> especially a sister in the Connecticut shooting,
> you would be doing other things rather than
> posting on a Fairfax forum about how awful these
> jokes are.

Ok, than what would I be doing?

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