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Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: fuck these hodads ()
Date: December 13, 2012 10:24PM

I've only heard about this recently, is this really a Christmas fad?

Elf on a Shelf?

Kids have enough magical paranoia about Santa, is it really beneficial to introduce some creepy puppet into their lives?

And how do you explain both characters? If you reveal Elf on the Shelf to your child, will your kid still fall for the whole Santa racket?

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: merryHappy ()
Date: December 13, 2012 11:20PM

It's worse than creepy - as I understand it, the Elf on the Shelf is nothing less than a snitch. Strange thing to raise your child thinking this is normal.

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Be a good corporate citizen ()
Date: December 13, 2012 11:42PM

merryHappy Wrote:
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> It's worse than creepy - as I understand it, the
> Elf on the Shelf is nothing less than a snitch.
> Strange thing to raise your child thinking this is
> normal.

Children need to be conditioned properly to accept their corporate overlords.

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:34AM

merryHappy Wrote:
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> It's worse than creepy - as I understand it, the
> Elf on the Shelf is nothing less than a snitch.
> Strange thing to raise your child thinking this is
> normal.


Indoctrination for a productive life as an adult in the United States of America.

http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/PLAW-107publ56/pdf/PLAW-107publ56.pdf

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: December 14, 2012 06:53AM

Santa has a surveillance drone.

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Transunion ()
Date: December 14, 2012 03:00PM

Naughty or Nice? It will affect your credit rating, so behave!

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Yuck! ()
Date: December 14, 2012 05:12PM

Santa rules at our house. Fuck that Elf on a Shelf shit.

Merry Christmas!

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Wut? ()
Date: December 14, 2012 05:17PM

Yuck! Wrote:
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> Santa rules at our house. Fuck that Elf on a Shelf
> shit.
>
> Merry Christmas!

If I have an Elf on the Shelf in my house...and Santa brings the toys to the kids in my house...how is Santa not also ruling in my house?

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Re: Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Fuck the Elf! ()
Date: December 14, 2012 07:06PM

Made up by Hallmark. Suckers!

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