HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: country honk ()
Date: November 03, 2012 09:22AM

where can I find his original version

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qyGO2HoZ2WU

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: mechanicsville ()
Date: November 03, 2012 11:32PM

love the new take on a great meal & song. meade has taken his game to a new level.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 03, 2012 11:35PM

Has anybody ever seen the video where the country music star sings about the evils of alcohol?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Gross! ()
Date: November 03, 2012 11:41PM

God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just talking about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy - seriously? Does anyone actually eat this shit?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Bill the Maniac ()
Date: November 03, 2012 11:56PM

Sounds like just another lackluster dud song from Fatass Meade.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Richmond breakfast ()
Date: November 04, 2012 12:09AM

Gross! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just talking
> about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy -
> seriously? Does anyone actually eat this shit?


well you've never spent a good morning meal in Richmond and I feel sorry for you. it's an instant classic.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Tina Westerberg ()
Date: November 04, 2012 12:18AM

Gross! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just talking
> about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy -
> seriously? Does anyone actually eat this shit?


Personally, I agree. I won't eat eggyolks, only eggwhites, and baloney and gravy are def a no-no. Trust me, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Meadde ()
Date: November 04, 2012 12:24AM

Tina Westerberg Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gross! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just
> talking
> > about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy -
> > seriously? Does anyone actually eat this shit?
>
>
> Personally, I agree. I won't eat eggyolks, only
> eggwhites, and baloney and gravy are def a no-no.
> Trust me, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!


Can I feel you?

Please?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Gross! ()
Date: November 04, 2012 12:27AM

Richmond breakfast Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gross! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just
> talking
> > about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy -
> > seriously? Does anyone actually eat this shit?
>
>
> well you've never spent a good morning meal in
> Richmond and I feel sorry for you. it's an
> instant classic.

Fair enough. I'm a New England transplant. Serious question - what is the gravy (for eggs) made out of? I've never seen anything like that.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Dixie Lee Jackson ()
Date: November 04, 2012 12:35AM

Gross! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Richmond breakfast Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gross! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just
> > talking
> > > about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy -
> > > seriously? Does anyone actually eat this
> shit?
> >
> >
> > well you've never spent a good morning meal in
> > Richmond and I feel sorry for you. it's an
> > instant classic.
>
> Fair enough. I'm a New England transplant. Serious
> question - what is the gravy (for eggs) made out
> of? I've never seen anything like that.


Don't feel bad. I'm a native southerner and I ain't eattin that mess either.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Andrew David ()
Date: November 04, 2012 06:58AM

Gross! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Richmond breakfast Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gross! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > God, that sounds repulsive. And I'm just
> > talking
> > > about the food. Hot baloney? Eggs and gravy -
> > > seriously? Does anyone actually eat this
> shit?
> >
> >
> > well you've never spent a good morning meal in
> > Richmond and I feel sorry for you. it's an
> > instant classic.
>
> Fair enough. I'm a New England transplant. Serious
> question - what is the gravy (for eggs) made out
> of? I've never seen anything like that.

Country gravy. Pour milk , flour, and butter into the pan after the hot baloney is done frying. Whisk it on low heat and maybe add some salt and pepper, until it's thick and creamy. You Yanks really don't know how to eat.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Secret Meaning. ()
Date: November 04, 2012 11:08AM

Is hot baloney, eggs, and gravy just a sly way of singing about your penis (the hot baloney) and testicles (the eggs)?

I couldn't figure out what the gravy was, unless they mean man gravy, i.e. jizz.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: midloathsomer ()
Date: November 18, 2012 10:07AM

this is the song where they keep showing Meade on stage in a kernel sanders uniform, and he keeps walking out of the back room holding up a huge sign that says "COLD CHICKEN AND PICKLES". it's very odd behavior, even for him. I almost feel sort for him, it's like an inside joke that no one but him understands.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Eye Scream ()
Date: November 18, 2012 10:37AM

"kernel sanders"

LoLz

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: On The Cover of Rolling Stone ()
Date: November 18, 2012 11:27AM

Meade is such a loser he doesn't even appear in the Sweet Tea video. No girl (actress or otherwise) wants to be near him. He is talentless and vain.

Plus, his piano playing is just lame. Just like him.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: The Secret Code, Decoded. ()
Date: November 18, 2012 12:11PM

"Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy" is actually a secret code for a gay sex act.

The hot baloney is the dude's cock, the eggs are the balls, and the gravy is "man gravy".

It's nice to see Meade finally coming to terms with his homosexuality, even if he's going about it in a really circumspect way.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: starving ()
Date: November 25, 2012 10:07AM

Does anyone have a recipe for hot baloney, eggs and gravy? Im starving for breakfast and it sounds good.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: mr helper ()
Date: November 25, 2012 10:23AM

Get some German bologna from the deli sliced 3/4 in thick and fry it up.
Mix milk, flour and butter in the frying pan with the bologna grease, salt and pepper to taste until it forms a spoon-able consistency. Fry some eggs. Serve the bologna slab smothered with gravy and put the eggs on the side then garnish with parsley and twisted orange slice.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: short pump'n country ()
Date: May 05, 2013 10:36PM

country honk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> where can I find his original version
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=qyGO2HoZ2WU


Hot Baloney, Eggs and Gravy is probably his best new tune I've heard. Classic vibe, I love it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: George Jones from the Grave ()
Date: May 05, 2013 11:42PM

This song sets my toes a-tappin' and my wattles a-flappin."

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: hartung ()
Date: July 02, 2013 12:24AM

midloathsomer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> this is the song where they keep showing Meade on
> stage in a kernel sanders uniform, and he keeps
> walking out of the back room holding up a huge
> sign that says "COLD CHICKEN AND PICKLES".

they actually removed that clip from youtube.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: this sucks ()
Date: November 24, 2013 03:59PM

country honk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> where can I find his original version
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=qyGO2HoZ2WU


that latte song is even worse

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: November 24, 2013 04:06PM

The orginal by Tom T. Hall - Week in the county.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGy-EJDpl8o

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Latte song is best ()
Date: November 24, 2013 04:45PM

Don't forget this song was during a period when Meade was in the process of "honing his skills", it should be kept in mind that it was in Meade's artistic infancy and does not reflect on his later accomplishments. Even the Beatles in their evolution were known to sing tunes like "My Bonnie lies over the Ocean". That's the way of the artist, his fruition stage.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: New song is terrible ()
Date: November 24, 2013 04:48PM

Latte song is best Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't forget this song was during a period when
> Meade was in the process of "honing his skills",
> it should be kept in mind that it was in Meade's
> artistic infancy and does not reflect on his later
> accomplishments. Even the Beatles in their
> evolution were known to sing tunes like "My Bonnie
> lies over the Ocean". That's the way of the
> artist, his fruition stage.


He was singing his new song "Big Chunks Full Of Corn" and dancing and yodeling and shit, it was god-awful. He needs to stop singing about food. In fact, he needs to stop singing period.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: finere ()
Date: November 24, 2013 04:51PM

New song is terrible Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Latte song is best Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't forget this song was during a period when
> > Meade was in the process of "honing his
> skills",
> > it should be kept in mind that it was in
> Meade's
> > artistic infancy and does not reflect on his
> later
> > accomplishments. Even the Beatles in their
> > evolution were known to sing tunes like "My
> Bonnie
> > lies over the Ocean". That's the way of the
> > artist, his fruition stage.
>
>
> He was singing his new song "Big Chunks Full Of
> Corn" and dancing and yodeling and shit, it was
> god-awful. He needs to stop singing about food.
> In fact, he needs to stop singing period.


Right, maybe so. Remember there is a "fine line" between madness and genius though.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: fat, weird, and gross ()
Date: January 11, 2014 07:27AM

midloathsomer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> this is the song where they keep showing Meade on
> stage in a kernel sanders uniform, and he keeps
> walking out of the back room holding up a huge
> sign that says "COLD CHICKEN AND PICKLES".

funny how he's supposedly "Fat No More" but is always carrying signs with disgusting meals written (big chunks full of corn?) on them and writing songs about eating high calorie crap like eggs w/ gravy

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 11, 2014 11:19AM

====
Attachments:
meadeskelton.jpg
1c913.gif

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: heart attack on a plate ()
Date: September 06, 2015 08:05AM

mr helper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Get some German bologna from the deli sliced 3/4
> in thick and fry it up.
> Mix milk, flour and butter in the frying pan with
> the bologna grease, salt and pepper to taste until
> it forms a spoon-able consistency. Fry some eggs.
> Serve the bologna slab smothered with gravy and
> put the eggs on the side then garnish with parsley
> and twisted orange slice.


that's fuckin gross dude

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: causes early baldness ()
Date: October 24, 2015 07:46AM

starving Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does anyone have a recipe for hot baloney, eggs
> and gravy? Im starving for breakfast and it
> sounds good.

don't eat it, that's what's making is hair fall out

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Swing low, Sweet Cherry Ass ()
Date: October 24, 2015 08:30AM

Maybe Meade really is a Virgin.


I would be gentle breaking in his beautiful bubble butt.
Attachments:
file-3.jpeg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Fixxed It ()
Date: October 24, 2015 09:30AM

mr helper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Get some German bologna from the deli sliced 3/4
> in thick and fry it up.
> Mix milk, flour and butter in the frying pan with
> the bologna grease, salt and pepper to taste until
> it forms a spoon-able consistency. Fry some eggs.
> Serve the bologna slab smothered with gravy and
> put the eggs on the side then garnish with parsley
> and twisted orange slice. throw the whole pan of shit in thebtrash and head to Ihop.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: radioactive fallout ()
Date: September 01, 2016 12:42PM

causes early baldness Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> starving Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone have a recipe for hot baloney, eggs
> > and gravy? Im starving for breakfast and it
> > sounds good.
>
> don't eat it, that's what's making is hair fall
> out

haha, maybe the eggs and gravy were radioactive!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: from tick bites ()
Date: August 23, 2017 12:19PM

causes early baldness Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> starving Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone have a recipe for hot baloney, eggs
> > and gravy? Im starving for breakfast and it
> > sounds good.
>
> don't eat it, that's what's making is hair fall
> out

he has lime's disease

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: all pumped the fuck out ()
Date: March 14, 2018 06:22PM

causes early baldness Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> starving Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone have a recipe for hot baloney, eggs
> > and gravy? Im starving for breakfast and it
> > sounds good.
>
> don't eat it, that's what's making is hair fall
> out


It's from doing 'roids.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 14, 2018 10:06PM

If Meade Skeleton is doing steroids and this is the result...


... he needs to get his money back
Attachments:
meade_pervert_marriage.gif

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: Wipe your ass Meade ()
Date: March 15, 2018 03:10PM

all pumped the fuck out Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> causes early baldness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > starving Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Does anyone have a recipe for hot baloney,
> eggs
> > > and gravy? Im starving for breakfast and it
> > > sounds good.
> >
> > don't eat it, that's what's making is hair fall
> > out
>
>
> It's from doing 'roids.

It is from having 'roids.
Attachments:
hemorrhoidal prolapse.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Meade Skelton sings "Hot Baloney, Eggs, and Gravy"
Posted by: fatass trumptards ()
Date: March 16, 2018 11:14PM

Andrew David Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> Country gravy. Pour milk , flour, and butter into
> the pan after the hot baloney is done frying.
> Whisk it on low heat and maybe add some salt and
> pepper, until it's thick and creamy. You Yanks
> really don't know how to eat.


We know how to eat a normal diet and not end up obese and diabetic.

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********   ******   **     **  **     **  **    ** 
 **    **  **    **  ***   ***  **     **   **  **  
     **    **        **** ****  **     **    ****   
    **     **        ** *** **  **     **     **    
   **      **        **     **  **     **     **    
   **      **    **  **     **  **     **     **    
   **       ******   **     **   *******      **    
This forum powered by Phorum.