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Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Richmond Times-Dispatch ()
Date: October 28, 2012 10:50AM

Local musician Meade Skelton recently learned about the power of the internet and how quickly negative publicity can spread. Posting comments on Tumblr, an online social media site, Skelton publicly announced his observations about employee attitudes at a Kroger Supermarket in Richmond. He said, "I notice its worse with the middle aged Negroes, than the younger ones. I guess they were taught to hate white people."

Skelton later retracted the comments and posted an apology that got him into deeper water with the local African-American community by stating, "I do apologize to anyone - especially those of the colored race."

Sylvia C. Wood, NAACP First Vice President, Richmond Virginia Branch Unit, stated, "It saddens all of us at NAACP to hear racists comments from a local celebrity. We hope Meade will take the time to educate himself on the issues of racial equality and the advancements we have made in Richmond."

In response to Meade Skelton's rant about African-American employees at a local Kroger supermarket, Regional Manager, Scott O'Connell, informed employees that Meade Skelton will be banned from four local Kroger locations.

O'Connell said, "Kroger is proud to be an equal opportunity employer and strongly condemns any bias based on race, creed, sexual orientation or religion." He continued, "Our employees are proud to work for Kroger and our decision to ban a customer does not come lightly. We stand behind our employees."

O'Connell said a certified letter would be sent to Meade Skelton to inform him of their decision.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Uppity Negro, get back to work! ()
Date: October 28, 2012 11:05AM

I love it!

Doesn't "uppity negro" mean a black man who thinks he's equal to white people? Just the fact that he used those words says a lot about his racial prejudices.

I also didn't realize that "colored" was a race.

So what race is Meade? The "mentally challenged race"?

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: dundee ()
Date: October 28, 2012 11:32AM

Meade lives in Richmond, that is punishment enough for anyone.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Keg ()
Date: October 28, 2012 11:44AM

LOL - She called him a celebrity. If Meade reads this, that's all he'll see and remember.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 28, 2012 11:45AM

NAACP is a joke anyway

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 28, 2012 12:54PM

Wait a sec. A supermarket can actually ban someone from shopping there? Without doing something illegal?

I call bullshit on this one.

_____________________________________________________
You're soaking in it

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: hoser ()
Date: October 28, 2012 12:58PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Wait a sec. A supermarket can actually ban someone
> from shopping there? Without doing something
> illegal?
>
> I call bullshit on this one.


Private companies can ban anyone they want.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 28, 2012 01:29PM

LOL

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: racist ()
Date: October 28, 2012 01:31PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Wait a sec. A supermarket can actually ban someone
> from shopping there? Without doing something
> illegal?
>
> I call bullshit on this one.


he yells racist rants during his shows

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Uppity man ()
Date: October 28, 2012 01:34PM

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Julie from Hogansville ()
Date: October 28, 2012 01:37PM

Alias Wrote:
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> LOL


Hopefully now youtube will remove the horrible videos of his second-rate singing!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 28, 2012 01:40PM

Alias Wrote:
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> LOL






Who gave you permission to laugh, or speak? You are meant to be seen, not heard.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 28, 2012 01:47PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Wait a sec. A supermarket can actually ban someone
> from shopping there? Without doing something
> illegal?
>
> I call bullshit on this one.

I heard Kroger will hire four guards, equipped with high powered binoculars, and position them in front of each store. If Meade Skelton is seen in any of these locations, be it on foot, on bicycle or on motor scooter, the local police will be contacted and Meade's entrance to the facility will be barred.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 28, 2012 05:08PM

Meade is a fat Führer

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Oh Lordy ()
Date: October 28, 2012 10:30PM

Meade Skelton kind of reminds me of a fat, retarded version of Kenneth on 30 Rock.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: GiganticAsshole ()
Date: October 28, 2012 10:44PM

Oh Lordy Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton kind of reminds me of a fat,
> retarded version of Kenneth on 30 Rock.

I'd love to diaper that guy.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: October 29, 2012 02:50AM

I call bull shit too. The article is well written so I give the author credit for that but here is a Google search of an EXACT string appearing in said article: "Skelton later retracted the comments". The only hit is here.

Fine; lets say this site is indexed at a faster clip than the Richmond Times Dispatch and it simply isn't showing up in search results yet... Well that's not the case either. Here is a search for "Meade Skelton" from http://www2.timesdispatch.com/ which is The Richmond Times-Dispatche's website which turns up 13 results with the most recent being September 6, 2012.

Here is a search into the same site but from Google which (not surpisingly) turned up more results than using RTD's own internal search...but still nothing about this.

Maybe I missed it, but I doubt it.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Elaborate Hoax ()
Date: October 29, 2012 03:44AM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> I call bull shit too. The article is well written
> so I give the author credit for that but here is a
> Google search of an EXACT string appearing in said
> article:
> [URL=https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Skelton+la
> ter+retracted+the+comments%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq
> =t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
> ]"Skelton later retracted the comments"[/URL].
> The only hit is here.
>
> Fine; lets say this site is indexed at a faster
> clip than the Richmond Times Dispatch and it
> simply isn't showing up in search results yet...
> Well that's not the case either.
> [URL=http://www2.timesdispatch.com/search/?source=
> all&query=%22meade+skelton%22]Here is a search for
> "Meade Skelton"[/URL] from
> [url]http://www2.timesdispatch.com/[/url] which is The
> Richmond Times-Dispatche's website which turns up
> 13 results with the most recent being September 6,
> 2012.
>
> [URL=https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahttp%3
> A%2F%2Fwww2.timesdispatch.com%2F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
> &aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefo
> x-a#hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=RJk&rls=org
> .mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&sclient=psy-ab&q=site:ht
> tp%3A%2F%2Fwww2.timesdispatch.com%2F+%22meade+skel
> ton%22&oq=site:http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.timesdispatch.com
> %2F+%22meade+skelton%22&gs_l=serp.3...1863.6310.0.
> 6489.16.16.0.0.0.0.146.1027.13j3.16.0.les%3B..0.0.
> ..1c.1.e8p380TZ6yA&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_q
> f.&fp=92da361fb107ce2f&bpcl=35466521&biw=1029&bih=
> 587]Here[/URL] is a search into the same site but
> from Google which (not surpisingly) turned up more
> results than using RTD's own internal search...but
> still nothing about this.
>
> Maybe I missed it, but I doubt it.


[url]http://wotbn.net/local-musician-complains-that-middle-aged-negroes-at-kroger-have-a-more-uppity-attitude/[/url]

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Thatsitiknownow ()
Date: October 29, 2012 04:50AM

Woooot!

I know now where i saw meade before!! Holy ccrap. He is the man in the back who carves up the meat!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 29, 2012 07:44AM

If only. Being a butcher is a good trade. Meade would be worth something if that was the case.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: I saw it happen ()
Date: October 29, 2012 07:50AM

Thatsitiknownow Wrote:
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> Woooot!
>
> I know now where i saw meade before!! Holy ccrap.
> He is the man in the back who beats his meat!

fixed it for you

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 29, 2012 08:08AM

That is a much more likely scenerio.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 30, 2012 01:53PM

FFXU weighs in on Meade's "uppity" comment.

LOL!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 30, 2012 01:56PM


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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Love the comments ()
Date: October 30, 2012 02:08PM

LOL one actually said Meade is no role model, really?

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Many comments ()
Date: October 30, 2012 02:11PM

They get into debates as to if he is autistic or has Downs. Too funny

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: MeadeisRichmond ()
Date: October 30, 2012 04:45PM

FFXU people stop trying to cash in on Meade's Richmond celebrity. You guys keep commenting on the blog to try and claim him. He belongs to Richmond. No matter if he grew up in Loudoun County. Hes from Richmond. Let them have him. People just want to talk about him because he's somewhat well known there. Its sort of ironic all the smack they talk about him here and then when it shows that hes known somewhere, they try and claim him . Whatever.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Danna ()
Date: October 30, 2012 05:53PM

OMG, he is soooo fucking retarded. He makes fun of hipsters but strives to be a hipster! Hipsters like stupid shit like manual typewriters, dial telephones, Colonel Sanders suits and trendy coffee houses.

Gawd, I just want to punch him in the throat!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: walnutcreampie ()
Date: October 31, 2012 03:23PM

The coloreds are jealous of my milky white skin and supple curves.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: November 01, 2012 12:08AM

I'm pretty sure this whole "Meade/Kroger" thing is complete bullshit.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: absolutely ()
Date: November 01, 2012 02:16AM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> I'm pretty sure this whole "Meade/Kroger" thing is
> complete bullshit.


it was funny at first, but for real now, you are fucking this guy in real life and being dicks with this. he did not write that Kroger thing. you all go too far.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Lee Majors ()
Date: November 16, 2012 11:19PM

Did anyone get a screen capture when this was on WashingtonPost.com local news?

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Mongo ()
Date: May 03, 2013 07:50PM

This was one of the best hoax stunts ever pulled by FFXU. This story was actually picked up by a few minor media sources. LOL!!!!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: chuckie ()
Date: May 31, 2013 11:42AM

This was one of the best trollings ever done on FFXU.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: No Meade Skelton Fan ()
Date: May 31, 2013 01:17PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's be realistic, Meade is a trailer park whitey with little education. He didn't know any better.

I guess Meade will be having a hard time getting shows in Richmond now.

I'm waiting for Meade's new single "I love slave negreos, Yes'm mammy I do!"

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: May 31, 2013 01:18PM

chuckie Wrote:
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> This was one of the best trollings ever done on
> FFXU.


There's been better

 

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Muff Cabbage ()
Date: August 08, 2014 05:58PM

It has been over 18 months since the nationwide grassroots boycott of Krogers for their heartless discrimination against the great American Patriot Meade Skelton.
How do they stay in business?
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: money lost ()
Date: August 08, 2014 06:02PM

That would have been a great Gig for Meade. Lot of exposure

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: JweVT ()
Date: September 06, 2014 06:50AM

Lolz

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: CountryFan ()
Date: September 12, 2014 12:11PM

I have met more racists in places like Upstate New York and New England and Ilinois, than I have growing up in the South. Do people not even realize that only Yankees use the "n" word. Southerners did not use this word originally. It did not originate in the South. Im not sure how this historical inaccuracy came to be. I support Paula Deen. I think the punishment does not fit the crime. She has been burned at the stake already, for something quite a few people have done at least once in their life time. I am boycotting any company that dropped Paula Deen. Their decisions were asinine. Racism is everywhere, not just in the South. The South is just he media's scape goat, so they can pretend it doesnt exist any place else. Paula Deen is still my Butter Queen!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Northerner ()
Date: September 12, 2014 12:22PM

CountryFan Wrote:
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> I have met more racists in places like Upstate New
> York and New England and Ilinois, than I have
> growing up in the South. Do people not even
> realize that only Yankees use the "n" word.
> Southerners did not use this word originally. It
> did not originate in the South. Im not sure how
> this historical inaccuracy came to be. I support
> Paula Deen. I think the punishment does not fit
> the crime. She has been burned at the stake
> already, for something quite a few people have
> done at least once in their life time. I am
> boycotting any company that dropped Paula Deen.
> Their decisions were asinine. Racism is
> everywhere, not just in the South. The South is
> just he media's scape goat, so they can pretend it
> doesnt exist any place else. Paula Deen is still
> my Butter Queen!

Yea that makes sense. Shut the fuck up dumbass.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: September 12, 2014 03:22PM

CountryFan Wrote:
Paula Deen is still
> my Butter Queen!

With type 2 adult onset diabetes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I want to eat just like her.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: CountryFan ()
Date: September 12, 2014 05:19PM

It takes a village Wrote:
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> CountryFan Wrote:
> Paula Deen is still
> > my Butter Queen!
>
> With type 2 adult onset diabetes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Yeah, I want to eat just like her.


I realize I am not in the best of shape. I am trying to lose another 25 lbs. Most of my songs reflect my life struggles including rejection from women, weight loss problems, and run ins with Hipsters.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Kroger = Nazi ()
Date: September 12, 2014 05:31PM

You read it here

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: CountryFan ()
Date: September 13, 2014 04:12PM

Kroger = Nazi Wrote:
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> You read it here

Im not really that fat. Am I? I think I know I am definitely fuller figured.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Nike wearing Faggot ()
Date: September 13, 2014 06:54PM

CountryFan Wrote:

> Im not really that fat. Am I? I think I know I am
> definitely fuller figured.


Only women and faggots refer to themselves as 'fuller figured'..

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: fat meade ()
Date: September 14, 2014 11:19AM

file.php?40,file=152573,filename=MeadeDa

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: sweenee tod ()
Date: October 16, 2014 07:56AM


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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Truelove ()
Date: October 16, 2014 09:40AM

hoser Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait a sec. A supermarket can actually ban
> someone
> > from shopping there? Without doing something
> > illegal?
> >
> > I call bullshit on this one.
>
>
> Private companies can ban anyone they want.

You can't ban gay people:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/judge-orders-colorado-bakery-cater-sex-weddings/story?id=21136505
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meandy ()
Date: October 16, 2014 12:16PM

Made just needs to learn how to get along with his "colored people."

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 16, 2014 01:38PM

I enjoy going to Kroger’s and getting a 2 pc chicken dinner . I get baked, not fried. (I eat healthy!). So then I had macaroni and cheese, and collard greens with it, and a dinner roll. It was very good in my mouth. I just love going there. The people that work there are really nice. Except some of them have a more uppity attitude. I notice its worse with the middle aged Negroes, than the younger ones. I guess they were taught to hate white people. Oh, well. I certainly don’t hate them. After I had my dinner, I bought some delicious cookies that are chocolate chip with a vanilla filling in the center.

How come this Skelton creep never posts here? It was very good in his mouth right? I'll bet he was giving the guy serving up the mac and cheese head and THAT was very good in his mouth too. What a butt licker. Hey Skelton you out there???? Sing us a country tune will ya?!?!?!?!?!

Nip



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/16/2014 01:52PM by NippleChuck.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 16, 2014 01:55PM

OK just went to his web site and listened to some of his tunes. What a complete douche. I would have kicked his ass on "bus 48".

He's an ass munch.

Nip

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: please ()
Date: October 16, 2014 02:02PM

and run ins with Hipsters."

Hipster record shop owners politely decline his request to display his records in their store. Their clientele is not into Meade Skelton music.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Don't forget the Junior mints ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:43PM

please Wrote:
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> and run ins with Hipsters."
>
> Hipster record shop owners politely decline his
> request to display his records in their store.
> Their clientele is not into Meade Skelton music.


"their clientele"?
Is there any store anywhere whose clientele would buy a Meade records?
Except perhaps a gift shop associated with a Christian Identity Church.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: himself to blame ()
Date: October 16, 2014 05:21PM

please Wrote:
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> and run ins with Hipsters."
>
> Hipster record shop owners politely decline his
> request to display his records in their store.
> Their clientele is not into Meade Skelton music.


They are, it is just that they are still hurting from his hit tune "Hipsters ruin everything". More than anything that record put the kabash on the once profitable relationship meade shared with his Hipster fans, it was a complete letdown", "a stab in the back" is how some in the Hipster community describe it.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: SPANKIN TURDS ()
Date: October 19, 2014 11:18AM

LISTEN UP OOZING HOLE OF LOOZERS
http://www.upworthy.com/a-really-awesome-guy-got-tired-of-being-bullied-by-trolls-so-he-made-this-well-played?c=reccon2
NOW YA'LL HAVE FUN
MAKIN TROLL TURDS
SQUEEZE EM OUT YER BUNS
SPIT EM OUT AS WORDS
TROLLATHLONS UNITE!
BITE YER OWN SHITE
THEN SUCK
EW YUCK
MAKE YERSELVES SICK
& EAT IT WITH A STICK

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: slap that Meade bitch ()
Date: October 20, 2014 05:02AM

SPANKIN TURDS Wrote:
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> LISTEN UP OOZING HOLE OF LOOZERS
> http://www.upworthy.com/a-really-awesome-guy-got-t
> ired-of-being-bullied-by-trolls-so-he-made-this-we
> ll-played?c=reccon2
> NOW YA'LL HAVE FUN
> MAKIN TROLL TURDS
> SQUEEZE EM OUT YER BUNS
> SPIT EM OUT AS WORDS
> TROLLATHLONS UNITE!
> BITE YER OWN SHITE
> THEN SUCK
> EW YUCK
> MAKE YERSELVES SICK

Meade really needs to be bitch slapped.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: innocent country ()
Date: October 23, 2014 02:01AM

what did Meade ever do to anyone?

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Cute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 03:26AM

innocent country Wrote:
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> what did Meade ever do to anyone?
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Johnny ()
Date: December 04, 2014 08:02AM

I went to high school with this guy. I sure you he's completely insane and has no concept of how offensive his comments were. In fact, in high school he was exclusively interested in African American girls for about two years.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Johnny ()
Date: December 04, 2014 08:04AM

And yes that was meant to read "assure."

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Adolph Hester ()
Date: December 04, 2014 02:27PM

He may have been interested in black girls, but they dismissed him quickly.

He struck out.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: A cheap novelty at first ()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:22AM

But a few probing questions, asked by the more flirtatious of the lot, exposed Meade, as an unsuitable dating partner.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Heinrich Heineken ()
Date: December 05, 2014 10:56AM

Adolph Hester Wrote:
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> He may have been interested in black girls, but
> they dismissed him quickly.
>
> He struck out.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Al Bundy ()
Date: May 01, 2015 10:22PM

Lottery Land is the place to be.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Doc McGee ()
Date: June 08, 2015 01:50AM

Meade wrote smash hit "Internet Troll". He has said that he doesn't care about the negative comments on social media. He cares about the comments. Also he is the biggest troll around.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: urban dictionary agrees ()
Date: June 08, 2015 01:08PM

Doc McGee Wrote:
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> Meade wrote smash hit "Internet Troll". He has
> said that he doesn't care about the negative
> comments on social media. He cares about the
> comments. Also he is the biggest troll around.




http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Meade+Skelton&defid=3479003

meade skelton
Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.
OMG that fat guy trolling our board is totally a Meade Skelton.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Paul Stanley ()
Date: June 08, 2015 01:37PM

Meades music has got... no balls.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Eggplant head ()
Date: June 08, 2015 02:07PM

Most of my songs reflect my life struggles including rejection from women, weight loss problems, and run ins with Hipsters.
_________________
Nobody is interested in that subject matter.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Future ex and Meade ()
Date: June 08, 2015 02:16PM

Eggplant head Wrote:
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> Most of my songs reflect my life struggles
> including rejection from women, weight loss
> problems, and run ins with Hipsters.
> _________________
> Nobody is interested in that subject matter.

Here is Meade on sex with his future wife.

And he wonders why no one relates to his songs.


http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/117961143808/my-future-wife

My Future Wife…
I just know marriage will be fun! I want to have lots of children with my future wife. Although I personally I think sex is kinda messy and disgusting and so I want to get that part over with as soon as possible. I will not be going “down town” . But I know my wife will be very patient with me on our honeymoon. I want to marry a brunette or a redhead- and I want her to be sweet, pretty, obedient, clever, funny, and a great cook! She can make me supper every night and we can enjoy watching re-runs of Mama’s Family.
I want her to be musical, so we can sing together and enjoy making music together. That will be fun. I don’t mind if she is a little bit overweight, in fact would prefer it. Slender women look too masculine, if you ask me. I think marriage will be a hoot. We can go on trips together, go out to dinner, take showers together. Just really enjoy each others company. That is what marriage is all about. Making each other happy.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: June 08, 2015 02:30PM

Paul Stanley Wrote:
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> Meades music has got... no balls.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: fat fucker ()
Date: June 09, 2015 12:58PM

Obese ass

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 09, 2015 01:38PM

Paul Stanley Wrote:
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> Meades music has got... no balls.

Nor does Meade

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: WonderofMeade ()
Date: June 09, 2015 01:57PM

Meade is handsome and talented and good looking, unlike anyone here. Especially BEH.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Kroger welcomes Mr Skelton ()
Date: June 09, 2015 02:12PM

That's blatant bullshit, Kroger welcomes Meade. Meade is the closest thing we have to a true celebrity in this region. Word would spread like wildfire that meade patronizes a place like Kroger and that is just good for business. I wouldn't be surprised if Meade receives or received a gift in the mail, case of Sweet tea for instance, just for showing up. I remember when the late Robin Williams got a truckload of beer that he said he liked to David Letterman

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: swilling down Sweet Tea ()
Date: June 09, 2015 02:47PM

Kroger welcomes Mr Skelton Wrote:
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> I remember when the late Robin
> Williams got a truckload of beer that he said he
> liked to David Letterman


Robin Williams was in and out of AA for 25 years.
Then he committed suicide.

If we are lucky Meade will follow in his footsteps in AA's sister program Overeaters Anonymous.

http://www.cleanandsobernotdead.com/recoveryhero/robin.html

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Great ballad of love. ()
Date: June 09, 2015 03:26PM

Sweet Tea by Meade has to be one of the nicest songs I've heard for a long time. One of those songs that can bring tears to your eyes. Reminds me of the song "If" by Bread or "Yesterday" by the Beatles. Just old fashion love songs. Not like that "Jungle Rap" that is popular with young colored folks, hip hop downtown music.

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 10, 2015 02:25PM

Great ballad of love. Wrote:
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> Sweet Tea by Meade has to be one of the nicest
> songs I've heard for a long time. One of those
> songs that can bring tears to your eyes. Reminds
> me of the song "If" by Bread or "Yesterday" by the
> Beatles. Just old fashion love songs. Not like
> that "Jungle Rap" that is popular with young
> colored folks, hip hop downtown music.
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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: FROM THE HORSES MOUTH ()
Date: June 10, 2015 02:36PM

Meade Skelton has officially went on record to deny the vile and malicious rumor that he was, has been, or will be banned from Kroger's Supermarket via his tumblr blog. He states that an amicable relationship based on trust exist between the two. Case closed!!!

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Re: Kroger Supermarket bans Meade Skelton
Posted by: Official spokesman ()
Date: June 10, 2015 03:51PM

In fact Meade is waiting to hear if he will be the official spokesperson for Kruger's country fried chicken, an easy rewarding gig.

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