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When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: countrythyme ()
Date: October 01, 2012 05:30PM

It seems to be fashionable now for men to wear loose fitting baggy cargo pants,
wouldn't the fairer sex like to see us in form fitting hip hugging tight jeans?
Show the ladies what we're working with.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 01, 2012 05:35PM

I only wear the capri cargo pants with my two thumbrings and my crocs.

Don't judge me.


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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: October 01, 2012 05:37PM

Normally I wouldn't jump out there like this but...
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: MakemeStoP ()
Date: October 01, 2012 06:57PM

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: BelowMe ()
Date: October 01, 2012 08:09PM

We where them any fucking time we want you pansy poser.
We drop them to do your girlfriends once in a while.
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: October 01, 2012 08:10PM

Because when you can squat 750lb everything else hugs the nuts to tight

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Dont Know Squat ()
Date: October 01, 2012 08:15PM

At 6'7" and 275, I can only squat about 500lbs and, yes, I can do it in cargo pants.

Everyone I know who can actually do a clean, full squat at over that is about half my size and twice as wide. They wear speedo lift wear and their packages are pretty fucking small.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 01, 2012 08:17PM

How about those old Joey Buttafucco pants?

Talk about stylish AND comfort.


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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: HAWT PANTS ()
Date: October 01, 2012 08:28PM

Apparently they work you fucking FAG!
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 01, 2012 11:45PM

Cargo pants are great for shoplifting.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: go figure ()
Date: October 02, 2012 12:13AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Cargo pants are great for shoplifting.


criminal

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: porchpants ()
Date: November 17, 2012 07:34AM

wouldn't the fairer sex like to see us in form fitting hip hugging tight jeans? Show the ladies what we're working with.
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: ggggg ()
Date: November 17, 2012 07:46AM

If you see a middle aged man in cargo pants he is probably concealed carrying a handgun. Cargo pants are tacti-cool because they think it makes them look like a cop.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: noballroom ()
Date: November 17, 2012 10:06AM

porchpants Wrote:
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> wouldn't the fairer sex like to see us in form
> fitting hip hugging tight jeans? Show the ladies
> what we're working with.


I've seen pics of him in tighter jeans than that. Girly clothes

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: fanny packer ()
Date: November 17, 2012 05:24PM

ggggg Wrote:
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> If you see a middle aged man in cargo pants he is
> probably concealed carrying a handgun. Cargo pants
> are tacti-cool because they think it makes them
> look like a cop.


Cargo pants would be a huge improvement over the fanny packs that the insecure middle-aged white boy concealed carry fools are always wearing.
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: November 17, 2012 05:48PM

Whenever we feel like it.

What's up with the constant sexist bashing of Males when it comes to banning entire forms of clothing for us?

No sandals!

No shorts!

No cargo pants!

No leather pants!

No v-necks!

No pink clothing!

No tighty-whities!

No tight clothing in general!

No skirts! (Males throughout history and all ovet the world wore skirts and dresses. The Scottish kilt and Roman toga being the most famous examples...)

Etc.

Etc.

Etc.

How about I'll wear whatever the fuck I want...

I don't see females being bashed for wearing modern Male clothing like pants or the color blue...

Stop trying to uglify us by making us wear boring, plain and loose fitting clothing. I'm proud of my superior toned Male form. Why should I be forced by societal ridicule to essentially adopt a White Male version of the burqa?

I HATE modern Male fashion. It looks horrible. Jeans and a t-shirt. All day. Every fucking day. Well whoopty fuckin' doo...

If it was up to me, we'd all still be wearing frilly frocks and shit with silk leggings, pointy leather boots and a CAPE. Complete with a top hat and a motherfuckin' rapier SWAG if anyone dares to insult our honor.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Gunrunner ()
Date: November 17, 2012 08:16PM

Cargoes are great for carrying the new smart phones.As far as carrying a gun go one size larger then you would normally wear in pants an shirts.When you buy a coat or jacket take your carry peice into the dressing room and see if that new coat will cover it.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Munson Bernoulli ()
Date: July 01, 2014 11:12AM

With the way Meade is formed. Sadly, I believe he will look ridiculous wearing cargo shorts. Sorry.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: ReAnimator ()
Date: July 01, 2014 11:28AM

I saw a guy the other day with a new look thats sure to become a classic.

Sweatpants with suspenders and crocs on the feet!

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: d9jH7 ()
Date: July 01, 2014 11:38AM

I've seen guys at the ABC store in cargo pants, buying 10-15 vodka miniatures. Probably on their way to work.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: cargoin ()
Date: July 01, 2014 11:40AM

countrythyme Wrote:
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> It seems to be fashionable now for men to wear
> loose fitting baggy cargo pants,
> wouldn't the fairer sex like to see us in form
> fitting hip hugging tight jeans?
> Show the ladies what we're working with.


Cargo pants have been "IN" Since the very early 1980's


To say cargo is only for 21 year olds is stupid!!!!!

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 01, 2014 05:00PM

Cargo pants are a favorite with shoplifters. Huge pockets, loss prevention usually watches out for kids with baggy pants.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: material/textile engineer ()
Date: July 01, 2014 05:59PM

Popular with overweight porch monkeys and the obese. The material is duck cloth most times, the stuff they make cloth heavy bags, duffle bags and tents with. Won't split up the ass crack

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 01, 2014 06:06PM

Abercrombie and Fitch was always the brand that popularized cargo shorts and pants. They seem to be closing a lot of stores post-2010.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: voice of experience ()
Date: September 11, 2014 10:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Cargo pants are great for shoplifting.

now we know eesh was speaking from experience rather than idly speculating...

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: come in handy ()
Date: September 11, 2014 11:22PM

We've been having a lot of rain lately.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: cccFG ()
Date: September 11, 2014 11:30PM

come in handy Wrote:
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> We've been having a lot of rain lately


no we haven't and what's rain have to do with cargo pants?

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 12, 2014 12:02AM

Kuhl makes the best cargo pants and shorts.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Work it ()
Date: February 25, 2017 07:43AM

countrythyme Wrote:
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> It seems to be fashionable now for men to wear
> loose fitting baggy cargo pants,
> wouldn't the fairer sex like to see us in form
> fitting hip hugging tight jeans?
> Show the ladies what we're working with.
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Vcxf5d ()
Date: February 25, 2017 07:56AM

Why is it wrong for men to wear leather pants or jeans ?

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: ItchyDJ ()
Date: February 25, 2017 08:32AM

Vcxf5d Wrote:
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> Why is it wrong for men to wear leather pants or
> jeans ?
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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Do your homework ()
Date: February 25, 2017 09:05AM

They are great if you want to catch a fag.

Women are not arroised visually, but relationally.
A guy in a polyester leisure suit can talk the pantys off of a chick once he knows this.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Lady1999 ()
Date: February 25, 2017 09:40AM

I'm a woman and I wear cargo pants they are the best pants. Don't have to carry a purse with that many pockets!

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 25, 2017 10:00AM

Oddly enough, I tried loading cargo while wearing cargo pants, and got quite the chafe.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: Easy concealed carry ()
Date: February 25, 2017 10:38AM

It allows me to carry my three weapons and lots of ammo.

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Re: When do men wear cargo pants?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 25, 2017 10:40AM

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Re: carry more ammo and loot your ass off
Posted by: Nigslayer ()
Date: February 26, 2017 02:48AM

Good to wear if all you have is a motorcycle/rice burner and I can walk around with more than 2 or 3 high capacity handgun mags,or the plastic security case tool to shoplift from best buy,or carry more fun stuff.

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