Re: dale city noisy neighbor
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Neighbor Soccer Mom
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Date: February 11, 2011 04:19PM
Yeah, I see you out there cleaning up your Harley. True, I do watch you out of amusement. Your such a tool to watch as you polish your chrome on that bike. It seems like such a waste to do all that work and just watch it get dirty all over again.
All those Mexican ladies ... where do I start? Yes, I see them come and go. Initially, yes, I did think you had a lot of housekeepers, but then realized you probably don't have that clean of a house even though those ladies are always over. I guess you're having "your way" with them. I wonder if it ever crosses your mind about your condom breaking and you getting AIDS from one of those Ho's? You must like living your live on the dangerous side.
I'm aware of where my daughter takes those walks to. Sure, I see her heading over to your place. I smell the tequila on her breath when she comes home. However, to tell you the truth, she's a deadbeat. I'm actually kind of hoping you'll get her knocked up so then you'll be able to support her and your baby. We'll kick her out of our house when that happens and send her and her suitcase over to yours. Are you man enough to live up to the responsibilities? Probably lot. But, I figured as much from you.
Now, lets get to the noise issue. Sure, there's nothing wrong with partying. However, I'm wondering when you're actually going to grow up and act your age? Maybe never, I guess. Please feel free to throw all the future parties you want. But, you can also be considerate enough to stop by our house on the day of the party and be courteous enough to let us know it will get a bit noisy. Also, providing your own phone number might not be a bad thing, because we'll just give you a call if it gets too loud instead of having to call the Prince William Police department.
Does this seem like a plan we can all live with? The decision is in your court.