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Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Anonymous internet troll ()
Date: July 30, 2020 01:40PM

The Prince William County Police Department.


HAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: I can relate ()
Date: July 30, 2020 01:46PM

Most of them are dumb, almost ALL of them are complete assholes. I once got a ticket in PW for going 50 in a 45. WTF. Doesn't EVERYONE go 50 in a 45?

They are also broke bitches, department wise. They can't even afford their own police chopper. They have to constantly rely on Fairfax One. That's just plain SAD, but from a citizens viewpoint, downright hilarious.

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Dispatch... ()
Date: July 30, 2020 01:50PM

Officer Friendly: Dispatch, this is unit 924. The suspect got away. ETA for air support?


Dispatch: Let me call Fairfax.


Suspect: Already out of state

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Most Certainly Peep ()
Date: July 30, 2020 10:18PM

Most experiences I've had with PWCPD have been good. Very professional officers I've met. There are a lot of good officers in this county, however there are bad eggs in every department. Not going to mention any names..


There's this one particular officer I know however... He's taken my ass to jail so many times that we've developed an actual friendship. He even has my DOB memorized. A very good man, and he's one of the officers in this county that truly gives this department a good name. He deserves to be on the Hall of fame, and if more officers were like him, this county would be a much better place.

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: "Nationality Accredited" ()
Date: August 02, 2020 04:19PM

Yeah, nationally accredited for being complete retards. LOL



I'm peep btw


U mad ocifur?

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: UMK7D ()
Date: August 04, 2020 01:15AM

Anonymous internet troll Wrote:
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> The Prince William County Police Department.
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> HAHAHAHAHA


The Manassas City Police Department is the punchline.

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: George Basl ()
Date: August 04, 2020 09:32AM

Yeah, the MCPD are really fucked up too. Maybe even more so than the PWCPD. I think I remember hearing something about MCPD chaining some 15 year old down to a hospital bed, ripping his pants off, stroking his penis to get it erect just to take pictures of it for evidence in some cases they were investigating.



How is that okay?

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Psychological warfare ()
Date: August 05, 2020 10:56AM

A certain nancy boy, who frequences this forum, will have a happy, fulfilling and productive life. That's the funniest joke of all!!

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Wsychological Parfare ()
Date: August 05, 2020 11:16AM

Psychological warfare Wrote:
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> A certain nancy boy, who frequences this forum,
> will have a happy, fulfilling and productive life.
> That's the funniest joke of all!!




Lol u mad nigger?

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Psychological warfare ()
Date: August 09, 2020 07:26PM

Here's a real funny!!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1708377/1709723.html#msg-1709723
Here we learned about a certain nancy boys' real identity, his growing infatuation with his erstwhile bitter enemy and his status as a long term loser!

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: King Sterling ()
Date: August 09, 2020 07:53PM

HAHAHAHA, feel the butt hurt flow!!

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Psychological warfare ()
Date: August 10, 2020 08:53PM

What's this? Another funny!!
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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: King Sterling ()
Date: August 10, 2020 09:12PM

What does that say between its hand and hip? 100% loser??

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Re: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Posted by: Wsychological Parfare ()
Date: August 11, 2020 10:03AM

Somebody is mad. It's OK to feel mad.

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