So let's start from the top shall we. I'm sure by now everyone and their mother has seen the bitch fest between the "career" staff and the worthless ass tics in PWC. For those that don't know (citizens). Both of these fucked up departments and the Manassas city fire department are complete fuckin jokes.
Why are they jokes you ask? Well here's why. Let's start with the paid staff..they are easier. They won't go into fires, they provide horrendous ALS care, they have no concept of technical rescue, their rig spec is an abomination to anything you'd call a fire truck, Battalion Chiefs get sucked off by their female aids on duty and send pictures of it on a department cell phone to their buddies who in turn snitch on them, said slampig who performed said felacio gets promoted to lieutenant, and they've had several employees get caught with kiddie porn. And this brings us to their chief..little Kevin McGee..what a shrimp of a man that fuckin chode is..he's to easy so I'll leave it at that.
Now to you nasty tshirt fuckin firefighter tics..you know when you have a piece in the station you're supposed to staff it right? You fuckin idiots want to pump your chest and call yourselves squad dogs and truckies but let me ask you this. When was the last time squad 2,3, or 10 or Truck 11, 13, 12 or 25 made it out when they were dispatched after 6pm? Yea..I know..it's been a while. But heaven forbid you turn those units over to people that will get them out the door. They won't have any clue what the fuck they are doing and will poop their pants if the have to actually go into a fire but hey, atleast it'll get out the door. And what's up with 32 tic "chiefs" adding onto calls that sound good? Shouldn't you be at the station getting your failing rigs out the door instead of driving your family around in your buggy that the tax payers pay for? Now on to the engine crews..when you pull a line it's not supposed to look like I dumped a pot of spaghetti on the front lawn..you're restarted..and your 20 year old engine officer doesn't look salty with his 800 dollar leather helmet with a sweet Bronx bend in it. You don't need that bend to hit it hard from the yard asshole.
EMS wise on the volunteer side anyway is great...if I had erectile dysfunction..all I'd have to do is dial 911 and some 18 year old chick with a phat ass will show up and perform a rapid trauma assessment on me even though I just have something in my eye. No honey that's not a priapism..it's a boner. It can be a bit of a gamble though..sometimes a 68 year old woman and her partner hogzilla will show up instead. Then they'll have to call one of the dipshit engine crews for man power because they are so grossly out of shape they won't be able to move me..even though they have 15,000 dollar electric stretchers.
Now let's move on to the city or 1 Engine as they like to be called. These mother fuckers seem to think that their department is the love child of FDNY DCFD and Kentland. The only problem is that they are all fat as fuck or geriatric..yea you wheel that wagon quick but you're so out of shape from putting your gear on your worthless.
Long and short of it folks..yes you need a change..fire little Kevin and replace him with a real fireman, dump the volunteers and all the current paid staff and rebuild from the bottom up. That's the only way this joke of a department will be worth a fuck. Or you could move a few miles north..that's my recommendation

No one cares

I heard Manassas FD like to shower together and rub their willies together. And that they like fat, blonde women with natural pubic hair.

It is FDMC you fuck.

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You sound angry. Have you not had a chance with rub willies with your fellow FDMC???

A nice, soothing anal penetration will take all those cares away.

Is it true FDMC suck on matches like lollies while they watch DVDs of forest fires?

Those fags sit in the rig dressed all night sword fighting with their little dicks waiting for the call. The rig is running and on the ramp...already in gear with all the little homo's just begging for the tones to drop.

Sad sacks...every one of them.

Whatever. go ahead and talk shit. fdmc trains harder and sees more action than any other department in the area. i would bet that as an individual station we rival the number of 'hell yeah' calls that any dc department gets. people are always jealous and talkin g shit because we beat them into their dues beacause we are an aggressive tactical department.

we didnt just become good at getting out the door overnight. we train for it daily. it is our culture to take it seriously when the tones drop. we know it is someones life at stake and we make sure we respond quickly.

so to all you haters, fuck you. we are the best stop being mad because you cant be like us. even our vollys are better than any vollys in pwc, ffx or loudoun or anywhere else in this area.

Someone's life at stake? Sure...less than 1% of the time.

That's why you dicks go screaming down the road at more than twice the speed limit for a smell coming from an outlet? The "lives in danger" are the ones that are unfortunate enough to be around you on the streets when you reckless fucktards show utter disregard for the safety of all of those around you.

You are clearly putting more lives in danger than you are saving.

And your vollies are a bunch of drunks and criminals and kid touchers...and you know it. Don't think we won't name names and dates and incidents. You know who they are and they are running on your rigs regularly. The public would shit themselves if they knew the history of some of those city fags coming into their homes. You better hope the media doesn't start sniffing around your fire house.

Your statement just shows that you dont know nothing about being a firefighter. a smell can easily be a fire behind a wall that turns into a fully involved strcture fire. you dont know until you get there and homewoerns certainly dont know what is happening and they are not qualifyed to make such a decision. so we have to get there quick. when i chauf. i always make sure things are safe and fast. you can do both you dumbwad.

you can be aggressive and safe and that is what we are. fdmc has a proud tradition of trainign people the right way to do this job. all the haters can't hack it so they talk trash. just like you.

we have had some vollies have problems but you are a liar about the rest. go ahead and post names and i'll tell them to sue you for deefemation. then you can get a job to pay them.

and for the record, i could have gone to dc but i want to make a difference and in fdmc you can really help the commmunity. kids love us and so do adults because they know that every day the real firemen are here to save them. not bound by quotas and pollitics like pwc and fx.

Hey Jealous, are you all taking applications to join FDMC? I live near the station and I got to see you all work once. There was a fire about a half mile from my apartment and you all came and smashed all my windows for ventilation I think one of you said. I thought it was strange that the fire was three streets over but you all are the pros. I was impressed by your speed and efficiency at how well you smashed every window and left within seconds. Thanks to you the fire stayed away from me!! Wow. I would love to join, please let me know.

It's part of the "big city fireman" code taught at the faggot house. Break every window no matter what. They've been doing it for years. There was a small strip mall fire a while back and Gayboys 501 responded. This was nothing - a smoldering bag of dogshit on the end unit or something.

They were given an assignment but started walking the wrong way. Someone standing at the command post said "watch this" and we all watched as they went to the opposite end of the mall and broke out every window in the business. I'm sure no one ever held them accountable.

They are definitely special. There is a level of dumb there that doesn't exist elsewhere.

FDMC like to spread nutella on each other's nuts and lick it off. When they spurt they yell release my well to quell the blaze. It's so frickin gay. And if you don't want to be gay they ostracize you terribly.