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Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: ick ()
Date: July 07, 2011 01:43PM

Cops: Adult Novelty Shop Burglar Caught In Closet Clinch With Blow-Up Doll

After allegedly breaking into an adult novelty store early yesterday morning in Woodbridge, Virginia, the 28-year-old U.S. Army captain repaired to a closet where police discovered him “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, according to investigators.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/virginia/burglar-caught-blow-up-doll-390817

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Re: Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: July 07, 2011 02:31PM

Wow, this is original news....

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Re: Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: hahahhhahahahahah ()
Date: July 07, 2011 03:40PM

As if having your photo in the paper wasn't enough punishment already hahahahahahaha

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Re: Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: Forest Hump ()
Date: July 07, 2011 04:18PM

It's always a good idea to impress your date with some flowers or chocolates.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/blow-doll-party?page=0

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Re: Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: July 07, 2011 04:23PM

Forest Hump Wrote:
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> It's always a good idea to impress your date with
> some flowers or chocolates.
>
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/blow-doll-party?
> page=0

Ah but those relationships are short-lived. One prick and your blow-up lover is all over the room!

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Re: Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: old news ()
Date: July 07, 2011 06:25PM

ick Wrote:
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> Cops: Adult Novelty Shop Burglar Caught In Closet
> Clinch With Blow-Up Doll
>
> After allegedly breaking into an adult novelty
> store early yesterday morning in Woodbridge,
> Virginia, the 28-year-old U.S. Army captain
> repaired to a closet where police discovered him
> “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up
> doll, according to investigators.
>
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/virginia/burgl
> ar-caught-blow-up-doll-390817


So...that's what happened to eesh!

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Re: Another reason to avoid Hood-bridge
Posted by: Icky Hump ()
Date: July 07, 2011 07:32PM

Wonder if this is legal in the United States.

http://www.lovelyish.com/749819062/wtf-there-are-sex-doll-brothels-in-japan/

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