Re: Anyone know who the lady is that panhandles at Lee Highway and Glebe Road?
Haver of money
Date: August 04, 2017 12:00PM
Too bad you couldn't get the nookee out of her. See, I'm a poor little rich boy college student here. My sister and I became an inconvenience to our parents when we were still in elementary school, so they shipped us off to bore-DINGGGGG! schools after that and just gave us a lot of money to expiate their guilt. They bought me this house to live in while I go to school.
Anyhow, I saw this same thing on 16th St. in D.C. I usually gave her something, but one night I asked her what time she quit begging, so she told me. I met her the next night and asked her what was up with her.
She told me she'd come from Illinois to work for this congressman twice her age, sucked his dick and he promised he was going to dump his frumpy wife for her. Of course, he didn't deliver, she still hung around for 5 yrs and then she pressed him about it so he fired her. She said he was chasing after another young staffer, anyhow. She was to embarrassed to go back to whatever hick town in Central Ill. she came from, so she tried to stay here, managed to get a couple of jobs but just got fired off them one after another until she got kicked out of her apt. and landed on the street where she'd been for 5 yrs. She had a degree and everything and once had a nice life.
So I told her what a poor little rich boy I was and had a house, was in school and wouldn't mind having somebody around to keep the place up, cook, when I needed it and do me, when I needed that. She started the same line how she wasn't a hooker and all that. I told her if I wanted a hooker, there were a hundred places on the web I could find one and I could afford the best there was. She asked what about just clean and cook. I allowed it might work, as I'm a pretty sloppy guy at home, but I told her no sex, no go. So she asked if I would use a rubber and I told her of course I would, since I was only 19 and I didn't want to have to marry her if I knocked her up. She told me she thought I was a little young, she was 32. I told her I didn't care about her age, just she did what we agreed to and kept herself clean.
It was a lot like the same thing for me. I took her to CVS, told her to pick out some basics, took her home, told her to scrub her ass and throw her rags in the wash, which she did. Then I took her to Macy's, bought her some clothes and make up, took her back home, told her to fix herself up and get dressed properly and I took her out.
Then I took her home and banged her.It turned out to be the best I'd had up to that time. She also taught me how to do it right. I was a ham handed 19 YO, after all.
It worked out well until the school year ended. I told her I was going to Italy for the summer, but she could stay in the house. If she was going to take anything, I didn't care, since the only thing I kept there worth anything was my old car. The other car was an junker I kept just because it was easy to find parts for it and places to work on it. I was taking the antique to New York before I left and if she stole the junker, I wouldn't have cared much, since I could get another one easy.
Anyhow, 2 days before I was headed for NY, I wake up, she's nowhere to be found and there's a note on the coffee maker telling me she's moving on and thanks for the helping her out and being such a good "pupil" in the sack. The key was taped to the note, so she left the front door unlocked. Good thing no burglars came, even though she did turn the alarm back on before she left. She left the cell phone I got her on an end table. She took the clothes and toiletries I bought her and I guess she put them in some trash bags, b/c she didn't take any of the suitcases. I would have liked it better if she'd at least taken a suitcase for her stuff.
It was prob better it happened this way, anyhow.