**** This was originally posted in the Fairfax board - my apologies***


So my next door neighbor is complete dousche, and is using the HOA(he's on the 'board') and Loudoun County government to harass my family.

When he gets home from work, he openly walks the border between our yards and scrutinizes my property.

I've received countless HOA violations for anything you can think of (one time I was painting the interior walls of the garage and had moved a metal shelf to the side of the house - it was there ONE day and I received a violation for having non-outdoor furniture in the yard)...

HOA violations are a pain in butt and I can deal with that, but this is where I feel he crossed the line:

10 months ago my wife's parent's came to visit, and stayed with us for 3 weeks. During that time, there were 2 extra cars in my driveway and in front of the house - and Loudoun County Zoning inspectors knocked on the door; evidently they got a call saying there concerns about overcrowding....They inspected and everything was fine (we're a family of four in a 5 bedroom house).

This last Saturday I was unloading those packs of water bottles from Costco, when I saw the neighbor staring at me....

Yesterday Loudoun County Zoning inspectors knocked on the door; someone called them saying they suspected overcrowding because I moving an excessive amount of water into my house.....

It's gotten to the point now where my family feels uncomfortable being outside the house.....

I don't know what this guy's deal is, but I have to do something because this is outrageous......

Would it be overreacting to speak to a lawyer?

I thought I read a rather personal male seeking male add in Craigslist with your neighbors information?

Throw some bamboo seeds in his yard. When that takes off he will be too busy to deal with you. Also you could complain about him growing such an invasive weed in his yard.

Move out of Loudoun county. The HOAs' in that area suck ass. I can understand cars in the front lawn, but that's about it.

Tell your neighbor there are much better houses full of illegal aliens over in Ashburn Village to monitor and harrass. They need to get some of their parking spaces cleared out from the illegals junkers so the legal residents can have them back, so he would sure be welcomed over there! Or maybe we can start a thread and post the addresses of all the overcrowded barrio houses in Loudoun that really need to be cleaned out.

The same way this jerk found loop holes to make your life hell, there has to be loop holes to fight back. I think the first thing you have to do is invest in surveillance. Gather enough data, talk to an attorney and go to the media. That family in California was in a legal gridlock with the nanny who wouldn't work or move out after being fired and asked to move out. As soon as they exposed her with the media and youtube, she fucking took a hike. Expose this guy. Call the news. Make a story about legalized harassment. Tell the whole world about how much of a dick this guy is. He'll stop once he realizes the everyone is against him. Also, journal EVERYTHING.

Does he happen to live on E Beech Rd? He is a complete prick -- anybody near him know that for a fact

Myself.... Wrote:
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> I thought I read a rather personal male seeking
> male add in Craigslist with your neighbors
> information?
>
> Throw some bamboo seeds in his yard. When that
> takes off he will be too busy to deal with you.
> Also you could complain about him growing such an
> invasive weed in his yard.


Lol! Great idea.

Here is a great way to get rid of an eyesore that won't go away:

http://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/plants/kudzu.shtml

Check out this video. There is no substitute for kudzu, NOR IS THERE A CURE!!!!

Start having local militia meetings at your house. Maybe join a biker gang and have a cook out? There are plenty of ways to deal with a prick like him. Find his weakness and run with it. Loves his car? Oops! How did that paint peeler get on there? Loves his yard? Pour salt down his water hose so he can salt his own yard. Loves his family? Backpage has escorts that visit and gee, what if one was walking to her car just as the wife came home? Dog lover? Get a sonic blaster that only his dog can hear. Barking gets old pretty quick. Hell, if you're an evil shit, put a bowl of radiator fluid in the yard. Open the door to the gas tank on his car and take off the cap. Then put a 1/3 full bag of sugar on the ground next to his car.

Be creative but be shy about it too. don't let him know it's you doing it as I am sure this douche has plenty of other enemies he could blame.