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The pictures were released by a guy she was cheating on her boyfriend with, a full nude shot was sent out to people around the school and spread like wildfire. Poor girl has a terrible reputation.
Pretty sure James had something to do with this! She has moved on and is about to poop out a child, not sure about James, heard he was sober, which is good.
Whew! Wasn't sure how hold old this thread was, but when I saw Winkler Scandal, I thought oh shit, was she involved with her fathers death!?!?! That was a while back, plus, we all know his girlfriend had something with Tom's demise. The coke-infused nights can last 0nly so long doll-baby, you definitely cooked his turkey that Thanksgiving!!!
At a party, she was out like a light, somebody said her pooter pie smelledlike baked apples. But jew nose, shat out a child, im thinking more like fried bologna...
What if her dad had that giant jewie hook nose like Alexa has? He would have vacuumed up sooo much coke, he would not have made it beyond 25yrs old! He was a mad party machine!! That girlfriend of his was pne of the best lays I have ever had!
Hmmm... cant recall, lots of drugs n booze at James house, but plenty o poon at his parents big house...his girl alexa and his sister lexi, both dark hair, one squalled and squealed more than the last!!!!
Does she still do that special finger asshole trick durinhg oral that James bragged about?? Talk about scccaaaannndaloooouus!! Lets bring this up at the reunion!!!
Yessssss! Lets make this happen!!! Lets ride them Harleys!! Sneak out James bikes like we used to the Porsche!!!!!! Is Alexis down??? Lets get some beer, booze and molly like it was '12!! Zamfino, Bodge, Plummer....?
Yeah, just as I thought, Annoying family thread slowing down after it was mentioned. So sadly misguided and influenced, and all this time, we have been duped that a psychology degree made you figure this out....
I remember going to their house in 2012 with Nick after practice and she would be bouncing around the house, barely wearing anything and rubbing her shit all over us. Def skank-licious!
Damn son, if she worked at Cherry Wellness, all she would have to do is walk in the room and the massage table would be soaked in sweat and cock drippings....
What that child of hers would look like if James had fathered it. Oh that's right, he did so many drugs that he is probs shooting blanks!!!! The world is better off....
I recall her letting get a good ole fish finger with James in the other room. If you got her tipsy, you could treat that twat like Kings Dominion, everyone got to ride!!
Hmmm, back in the day, she had quite the snappin gyro!!!! All I ever got from her was a BJ at a post game party thrown by one of the LBSS players. She was giving up that thing like it was the end of the world!
Her dadTom loved to party!!! That hottie Angie, I recall doing coke off her tits in a hot tub at Tom's place. Alexa was upstairs with most of the football team, probs with all of her holes plugged.
Parties at James house back in the day, there was an aunt that lived there, it wasn't unusual for her to get a lil friendly after a few drinks. Apparently both Joe and Mason were serviced by her on the same night!