Anyone ever been to Hopsfrog Grill over by Subway and Kohls? I had such a strange experience there.

A few Fridays ago me and some buddies went there to get some suds. We were going to go to Fats to scam on some college beauties, but decided to stay local and hit that Hopsfrog place I have driven by for years but never actually went in. I mean, the place looks shitty and always seems to have a bunch of boozehounds outside smoking some cigs. Sick.

Anywho, we went inside and the place was pretty crowded. Found a table by the door - mistake but the way - all the barflys like to smoke constantly so it seems like the door is always open and I was freezing my ball sack off. I think i got frostbite on my pinky toe.

It was a pretty ok time. The people watching was pretty funny. The bar seems to be populated by mostly locals as everyone appeared to know each other. There was one guy who was about 6'2" and looked like he had T.O.D. (touch of downs if you know what i mean). What a retard. We laughed all night at him (secretly of course, no neeed to start trouble).

There was also a bunch of stupid ugly fat white ladies. We also noticed this one couple - woman and man who I guess played lots of songs on the jukebox. She would dance and groove while sitting at the bar whenever her horrible trendy song would come on.

FInally, after we had been there a while, the place just cleaned out. I guess everyone went to another party, but it went from packed to empty in what seemed like 20 mins. We left after a while b/c some hickish chick manager type kept looking at my buddy. He was a little drunk and needed to leave before he banged some strange towny pussy.

Overall, I would say go there if you want to see some older, ugly people. No one that was in my range of people but they did seem nice enough i guess. As I see it, the hot chicks go to fats and then when you get fat you go to hopsfrog. They shoudl call it fatfrog or loserfrog. I'll still go back though. It was kinda fun.

Thanks for your well written description of this much loved establishment. I may have to visit and see it in all it's glory for myself!

Thanks for your response. I am going to head up there tonight with one of my best buds. He got divorced recently and really needs some strange. We figure it should be easy pickens at that place based on the large number of desperate old hags. Hopefully I can get someone to chew on my knob later this evening. Either way, should be fun times.

I tried Auld Shabeen or whatever it is called over in FFX City last week. Place sucks. A lot of young college pussy, but nobody wants to talk to me. I guess when you are 25, you are too old for those stuck up girlies.

Hopsfrog was a pretty damn good restaurant prior to being forced to move to the smaller space they occupy now from the lot the PNC Bank stands on, due to rent hikes from the investment conglomerate that owns that strip mall. That was about 2007 or so, if I recall correctly. Via a second party, the owner confided that he'd have gone out of business anyway when the recession hit if he'd been paying full rent on the old property.

They served a lot of Greek and Italian style meals that were delish. Live music on Friday and Saturday nights. It was a great hangout. Now, it's more or less a watering hole for Burke locals to have a couple beers and some good pub grub. All types, a lot of fed emps. Not long ago, I met a guy who was celebrating before setting off on a multiple year sailing trip in his own boat around the world. The staff is always friendly and they remember you if you go often enough.

Hands down, they still serve one of the best burgers in the area because, as it was explained to me, they never use frozen beef. It's always fresh ground. Awesome on a Saturday afternoon with a cold beer and an afternoon to hang with a few friends.

Back before they moved, it was a good place to meet women. The bar area was a full room separate from the dining room. It had a central sunken bar and a lot of table space. Windows that opened on nice nights.

It's not that anymore, though. There's not enough room. And since Virginia changed the smoking laws, the smokers have to go outside like pretty much every single other restaurant in the state except for those that ponied up the cash for indoor smoking like Hard Times up the road.

But if my poor math is correct, that was all before you were old enough to drink, wasn't it Joeypants69? So I suggest you take yourself and your frozen ball sack somewhere out of the area next time. Because I'm pretty certain that all the 'college beauties' you're trying to 'scam' are way too smart to fall for any of your tired-ass pick up lines and have no interest in sharing your STDs, either. Us long-time patrons of Hopsfrog, Fats, Auld Shabeen, and Hard Times, etc., aren't interested in you breathing our air, drinking our 'suds', or scamming our daughters. ('Suds'? Really? How many times have you seen Shawshank Redemption?)

Yo you a bitch Joey. Cash me ousside howbow dah? Howbow dah? Das wat I thought. Dat bar is my house, where I get dem ho's nugga. Don't lemme cash you inside, cuz den you cash me ousside, howbow dah?? Das right nug. Don't lemme cash you at fat twos neitha, cuz dat my house two. Den guess wha? I cash you inside, den you cash me ousside, howbow dah?

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I'm with her.

Hops-patron Wrote:
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> Hopsfrog was a pretty damn good restaurant prior
> to being forced to move to the smaller space they
> occupy now from the lot the PNC Bank stands on,
> due to rent hikes from the investment conglomerate
> that owns that strip mall. That was about 2007 or
> so, if I recall correctly. Via a second party, the
> owner confided that he'd have gone out of business
> anyway when the recession hit if he'd been paying
> full rent on the old property.
>
> They served a lot of Greek and Italian style meals
> that were delish. Live music on Friday and
> Saturday nights. It was a great hangout. Now, it's
> more or less a watering hole for Burke locals to
> have a couple beers and some good pub grub. All
> types, a lot of fed emps. Not long ago, I met a
> guy who was celebrating before setting off on a
> multiple year sailing trip in his own boat around
> the world. The staff is always friendly and they
> remember you if you go often enough.
>
> Hands down, they still serve one of the best
> burgers in the area because, as it was explained
> to me, they never use frozen beef. It's always
> fresh ground. Awesome on a Saturday afternoon with
> a cold beer and an afternoon to hang with a few
> friends.
>
> Back before they moved, it was a good place to
> meet women. The bar area was a full room separate
> from the dining room. It had a central sunken bar
> and a lot of table space. Windows that opened on
> nice nights.
>
> It's not that anymore, though. There's not enough
> room. And since Virginia changed the smoking
> laws, the smokers have to go outside like pretty
> much every single other restaurant in the state
> except for those that ponied up the cash for
> indoor smoking like Hard Times up the road.
>
> But if my poor math is correct, that was all
> before you were old enough to drink, wasn't it
> Joeypants69? So I suggest you take yourself and
> your frozen ball sack somewhere out of the area
> next time. Because I'm pretty certain that all the
> 'college beauties' you're trying to 'scam' are way
> too smart to fall for any of your tired-ass pick
> up lines and have no interest in sharing your
> STDs, either. Us long-time patrons of Hopsfrog,
> Fats, Auld Shabeen, and Hard Times, etc., aren't
> interested in you breathing our air, drinking our
> 'suds', or scamming our daughters. ('Suds'?
> Really? How many times have you seen Shawshank
> Redemption?)

Where was their former location at?

the former location was off of Burke Centre parkway. I think it was where the PNC bank is now.

First, to hops-patron, you sound really old and should focus on drinking your daily "ensure" instead of worrying about what I be doing. I always wrap my rascal except when a lady insists on tasting my sweet honey, if you know what i means. Yeah, you feel me dog?

Chocolate Thunder: this is one of the first threads without racist comments on Fairfax Underground. I am simply trying to tell everyone about my experiences as I know people want to know. I like people of all colors and will not participate in your offensive race baiting.

Hillarycares: I only speak in truth. Sorry if my truth hurts your weak ass skin. Toughen up!

Now on to what I knows you want to here about.

So, the other night, as I said, me and my boy went up to hops around 6. Man there were a lot of people there. Weird. Again, the usual boozehounds were once again at it. There was this one loudmouth mother fucker who talked so loud, i think people in the restaurant could hear him. He was a big fat turd too. What made me laugh was he liked to argue with everyone. If you said sometin was black, he woud disagre and say it was wite. Waht a d-bag. Made me laugh though. Didnt see my boy T.O.D. though, and after about 30-35 mins we bounced.

Then headed over the hard times because my knob needed some hard attention. Met a few chippies, but no real interest - they were ho's anyway. Hard times kind of sucks. dark in there and it is hard to check out the hips. Last thing i want to do is to be tricked into banging some skank that looks good up top but like a fucking pear on the bottom. I got enough problems. Dont need that shit.

went back to hops late night, but that fucking place closes so early. I only got one beer and by then it was pretty much empty. There was this one barfly there. She was by herself and kind of old and her face looked like a catcher's mitt, but at that time it was either a night with rosie or getting what I figured would be a nice gum job. Anyway, I cozied up to her and she BLEW ME OFF! What the fiock? Here I am giving her a gift of some young man meat to penetrate her nether regions which probably havent had a good spurt of man juice in 10 years and she rejects me?

My boy laughed his ass off. I still am upset. Rosie was happy though if you know what I mean.

Good thing of all that is that today is friday. I'll be back up there at hops tonight, on the prowl. Ladies, if you see me, just spread your legs a bit so i can get a good look at your cunny. I need to see what i am getting if I am going to donate my time to a good cause. For reals.

oh and don't smoke. damn, my snake don't like ashtrays.

Been there once. The original poster got it spot on. What a weird place.

Last time I was at Hops - oh sorry - I'm local know so I call it "the frog" just like all the other boozehounds. As I was saying, last time I was at the frog, one of the more talkative barflys told me that Thursday night was the night to get the honeys and it is during happy hour. Happy hour supposedly has super cheap drinkey poo prices and all the house fraus like a man who is frugal. Right.

Well, i am not one to take someone's word for something, so last night I cozied on up there to check it out. I put a $100 bill in my wallet thinking that if they are that cash strapped, some chippie will certainly want to spend a few hours in pound town when I flash that high roller stack.

That barfly was right. THe frog is busy as shit on Thurs night. What she didn't tell me is that it is a homos paradise, not a place to meet the ladies. Jesus there were tons of dudes there. The only good thing is that my boy T.O.D. Was back and loud as ever.

The one thing about T.O.D. Is that when he talks he sounds like that retard in the McDonalds commercials. Remember the ones? "Weacam do McDonahds, may I heulp yooooo?" I will say TOD is a bit more articulate, but not by much. And his smile, oh how i want to crack up every time i see it. It is Huge, kind of like the joker, but it curls up significantly at the ends. Also, i am pretty sure his bottom lip covers the top. NOt sure how he does that, but he sure does!

I sat at the bar. Bartenders are actually pretty competent. Surprising.

But I digress. Back to T.O.D. I was thinking that if "the frog" charged a cover on Thursday and put T.O.D. On a stage and made him say stuff or just spotlighted him while he stumbled around babbling incoherently to anyone who would listen, I would fucking pay it in a second. I'm definitely not gay but I cannot stop looking at his retarded face. It is so hilarious how high functioning he is. I am pretty sure he lives with his mommy.

T.O.D. Does have friends too. I think his one buddy is this older guy, kind of greying. Anyway, they seem to follow each other around a bit. They left at the same time too - probably to go hit on some high school girls.

That is enough for now. I struck out again, so my streak continues. I flashed my hundy but could not get anyone to even offer a handy. I'm thinking about hitting myself in a face with a hammer a few times. Maybe if i was not so pretty I could get some ass. Feel me?

Joey, hey I know that retarded guy you are talking about. We played tummy sticks in his car one night. Then he swallowed me whole, all ten inches. He said it was his first time but I could tell that was bullshit. He must have some super retard strength, because he sucked me off in record time.

Whoa. Talk about losertown USA. Went to "the frog" last night to check it out. I felt like I was in an episode of the walking dead when I walked in. A few zombies at the bar moaning about something and other than that, the place was empty.

I stayed for a beer, hoping some trim might stumble in on the way to a high society cocktail party and I could at least get a look at some boobage on display for the common man, but last night I had no such luck. Just a few rummies sipping on their domestic light beers.

T.O.D. didn't even show. I guessed he must have fallen asleep on the Fastran bus after a day of touring the children's museum in DC. Must have been exhausting for him.

I ended up going home and watching some grandma porn. Figure I need to get my mind right for my eventual hops conquest.

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You sound like a homosexual who dates niggers.