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Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Eric..Bonetti ()
Date: April 02, 2021 10:17PM

Brief as filed in opposition to the City of Alexandria’s motion to dismiss in my lawsuit against perjuring priest Bob Malm and Grace Episcopal Alexandria, which was filed in federal district court.

https://issuu.com/gracealexwatch/docs/plaintiff_memo_in_response_coa_040121
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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Poet ()
Date: April 02, 2021 10:42PM

There once was a nut named Bonetti
Whose brains were made out of spaghetti
By Malm he was pwned
So he sits home alone
And writes posts that are crazy and petty.



SNAP! Now that's how you do it.

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Bonetti Poetry Legend! ()
Date: April 03, 2021 09:17PM

There once was a Gay named Bonetti
Whose balls were all swollen and sweaty
'cause he loved an old priest
Who cared not in the least
So he cut them off with a machete


(I am surprisingly good at this.)

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Bonetti Poem Power ()
Date: April 05, 2021 02:42PM

There once was a freak named Eric
Who lusted after an old cleric
But the church kicked him out
Now he whines and he pouts
And his posts are crazy and numeric


Nobody owns the "Nutty Bonetti Poetry Game" like I do. I got this bitch on lockdown!

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Bonetti Poems RAWK! ()
Date: April 06, 2021 03:32PM

Eric Confetti cried fat tears,
His heart was fully broken
He railed against the judgement call
The Judge's verdict spoken

The court had found that he was wrong
In everything he'd stated
His crazy ramblings carried on
His madness unabated

Through broken sobs he screamed aloud
"But Malm talked to my mother!"
"Or maybe not, I've lost the thread!
In this case and the others!"

The Judge spoke down to his red face
"Bob Malm is no abuser."
I judge you now, forevermore
A giant, whining Loser!


- In honor of Eric Bonetti, loser in EVERY CASE he's filed. Here's to many more. :)

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Bonetti Poet ()
Date: April 23, 2021 10:56PM

I entitled this one "The Ballad of Eric B." Let me know if you like it. :)


Eric wants attention bad
But no one gives a fuck
He pleads his cause in every court
But all his cases suck

His loser stink is rank and hot
He cries a million tears
He's the man that Grace forgot
His memory disappeared

He's sad and old, a ruined man
Whom no one cares about
He says it's fine. He has a plan.
He'll scream and cry and pout

A bigger chump you'll never meet
He's epic in his fails
Defined by years of sad defeat
Thus ends poor Eric's tale

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Japanese Bonetti Poet ()
Date: April 26, 2021 11:49AM

A Haiku:

"Confetti"

You whine like a bitch.
Half retarded psychopath.
I drink from your tears.

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Poyem ()
Date: April 29, 2021 03:02PM

Little Eric is a nut
Little Eric likes the butt
Little Eric likes to shout
Grace Episcopal kicked him out

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Guess who ()
Date: April 30, 2021 11:57AM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eric Bonetti.
Eric Bonetti who?
Eric Bonetti is a fucking stalker nutjob! :)

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: A classic ()
Date: May 03, 2021 07:01PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Eric Bonetti
Is fucked in the head

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Sad Bonetti ()
Date: May 09, 2021 03:49PM

Crazy Eric lost his battle
No more listening to him prattle
Bob stomped him into the ground
Now he's sad and feeling down. :(

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: He hasn’t been on in a while ()
Date: May 09, 2021 07:27PM

What battle did he lose?

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Robert "Bonetti Poet" Frost ()
Date: May 09, 2021 07:46PM

He hasn’t been on in a while Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What battle did he lose?


Per the rules of this little thread
Only poems will be read
Eric's too dumb to make a rhyme
And that's why he's been gone some time

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Poem du'Erik ()
Date: May 13, 2021 06:42PM

Eric posts his stupid links
And tells us stupid things he thinks
He's so obsessed with reverend Bob
He's lost his marriage, mind and job
He wishes we could feel his pain
His crotchless pants are one big stain
He thinks of Bob and Susan Goff
While lying still and beating off
He'll never win. He'll always lose
Then run to post about his blues
He's just a joke. A mournful tale
The biggest loser. Born to fail.

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Boomstick ()
Date: May 14, 2021 05:30PM

Eric's never won a fight
It makes me laugh with sheer delight
The church has beat him to a pulp
Now all he does is whine and sulk

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Poemy ()
Date: May 20, 2021 11:59PM

Confetti cries a thousand tears
Bob put him in his place
Despite the grinding of his gears
He hasn't won a case

He's wasted hours, some thousands now
With nothing there to show
And though he tries to hide this fact
The congregation knows

The money spent for him to lose
Would make your face turn grey
With all the fees and bland decrees
It's north of 100K

He's such a fool. A charmless lout
Who's gone right 'round the bend
You'll see him whine. You'll see him pout
When Bonetti's lost again.

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Re: Pleadings in Lawsuit Against Grace Episcopal Alexandria and Perjuring Priest Bob Malm
Posted by: Poemrod ()
Date: June 09, 2021 03:55PM

Petty Bonetti lookin' sweaty
Seen him chowin' down on a can of spaghetti
Runnin' his mouth all over town
Malm makes him look like a big, fat clown.

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