Earlier today, I spent an hour or so protesting at the corner of King and Quaker Lane. It’s a great spot due to the high volume of traffic coming from DC as well as the Route 7 feed into the city. The spot also was named “Dysfunction Junction” by perjuring priest Bob Malm, no doubt as a concise statement of his commitment to living out the baptismal covenant, one lie at a time.

With this being Lent and the return of relatively warm weather, this seems like a good time to step up protesting in Alexandria. After all, who would deny the denizens of Grace, aka the Malmites, the opportunity to do a little repenting amidst all those badly made pimento cheese sandwiches and the boring lecture series?

And of course with Easter coming, the annul celebration of rebirth and resurrection, this is a time to remind folks that there’s nothing even remotely Christian about Grace Church. Yes, it says it’s a church, but that is like saying that Donald Trump is a politician. Yes, Grace occupies that role, but as a place where the rector commits perjury, where the church repeatedly conceals evidence during litigation, where Sugarland Chiow makes false statements of law and fact to the court, where the church tries to drag a dying woman into court in violation of state law, where Kelly Motormouth Gable goes around falsely accusing people of embezzlement, and more, there is zero real-life truth to the matter.

In other words, if you’re looking for a place to worship this Easter, do yourself a favor and take a pass on the hypocrisy of Grace Church. And while you’re at it, don’t throw good money after bad. After all, this is a church so fabulously wealthy that it pays the rector $100,000 bonuses.
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You do, of course, realize that all this pedantic shit happened six years ago and that most people at Grace Episcopal don't even know who you and Bob Malm are? You're so obsessed with your perceived grievances that you're living in the past, protesting at a church that forgot your name over half a DECADE ago. A lot of parishioners at Grace have never even met Bob Malm let alone give a shit about the crazy homeless wino that likes to hold up his weird signs and give crazy rants in the median strip. No one knows you and no one cares about you. You've been relegated to the dust bin of "shit that happened long, long ago". You're doing everything you can to stay relevant but no one remembers poor crazy Confetti anymore, much less whatever lunatic drivel you're spewing. A lot of the kids in the school you "protest" in front of WEREN'T EVEN BORN when you were last a member of the church. Lol. You've been long forgotten.

Most people that see you think you are homeless. You employ the same tactics as them, not the same as protesters.

I appreciate the anti-Bonetti sentiment but increasingly feel he should be ignored. This is all the poor loser has, let’s not give him more oxygen.