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Ode to a Fruitcake
Posted by:
So sad
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Date: November 17, 2020 10:38AM
There once was a nut named Bonetti,
Whose brains were made out of spaghetti.
By Malm he was pwned, so he sits home alone,
And makes posts that are stupid and petty.
Whose brains were made out of spaghetti.
By Malm he was pwned, so he sits home alone,
And makes posts that are stupid and petty.
Re: Ode to a Fruitcake
Posted by:
Anthony
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Date: November 17, 2020 01:01PM
So sad Wrote:
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> There once was a nut named Bonetti,
> Whose brains were made out of spaghetti.
> By Malm he was pwned, so he sits home alone,
> And makes posts that are stupid and petty.
Do you guys like spaghetti? Tomorrow is Prince Spaghetti Night!
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> There once was a nut named Bonetti,
> Whose brains were made out of spaghetti.
> By Malm he was pwned, so he sits home alone,
> And makes posts that are stupid and petty.
Do you guys like spaghetti? Tomorrow is Prince Spaghetti Night!
Re: Ode to a Fruitcake
Posted by:
Poet
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Date: November 17, 2020 05:52PM
A Haiku:
"Confetti"
You whine like a bitch.
Half retarded psychopath.
I drink from your tears.
"Confetti"
You whine like a bitch.
Half retarded psychopath.
I drink from your tears.
Re: Ode to a Fruitcake
Posted by:
Props
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Date: November 17, 2020 08:59PM
Ok, I gotta admit, that's a bomb-ass haiku.