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See For Yourself:Eric got arrested again
Posted by: sdjhfsaduifysadfkjh ()
Date: July 04, 2019 04:13AM

Fairfax, VA- 7/3/2019

About 1:15 pm Fairfax County police responded to reports of a public disturbance at a residential condominium complex off of Rt. 66 and Rt. 50. Eric Bonetti was observed near the entrance of the development in a state of disorientation and carrying several small, yellow bottles of an unknown substance. Witnesses reported that Bonetti repeatedly opened the bottles and seemed to be inhaling the fumes.

"Uhhhh... This is just to clean my VCR! Tell Bob to mind his own business!", said Bonetti as he was dragged away by the police. Community manager Peyton Harris arrived shortly afterwards to survey the scene. "This isn't the first issue we've had with him. This just.... this has 'special assessment' written all over it. Or maybe we just let Mike handle it directly. Of course that won't be cheap." HOA president Cheryl Dixon was asked for comment but just had a slack jawed, blank expression on her face.

As Bonetti was being stuffed into the back of the police car he yelled out "Oh, by the way, I don't live here!!! I was just... uh... visiting!!!!"
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Re: See For Yourself:Eric got arrested again
Posted by: Sugarland Internal Security ()
Date: July 04, 2019 11:31AM

According to our informants, Bonetti and other members of the Episcopal Terrorist Network (ETN) cell were sighted at the grand re-opening of Episcopal Church headquarters, located at 815 2nd Ave in Manhattan. Recently purchased by Robert H. Malm Investments, a Jekyll Island-based REIT, funding allegedly was provided by the Trump Organization. The building has been renamed “Malm Tower.”

Members of Trump’s Secret Service detail promptly arrested Bonetti, while Malm Investments bodyguards, summoned via a single-button emergency transmitter, quickly sprung into action, ensuring security for VIPs on the dais.

Jeff Chiow, head of the Sugarland Internal Security Directorate, announced that security forces have arrested numerous bloggers and other undesirables.
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Re: See For Yourself:Eric got arrested again
Posted by: Join Us! ()
Date: July 04, 2019 07:06PM

Bob Malm, perjuring priest
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