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See for Yourself: Sugarland Bishop Bob Malm Goes Into Hiding Due to Threat of Domestic Terrorists
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Date: March 10, 2019 11:37AM
In another FFXU exclusive, our intrepid reporter has learned that Sugarland Episcopal bishop Bob Malm has gone into hiding, after security forces learned that domestic terrorists have infiltrated Grace Church’s Easter Vigil service inn past years.
The extremists, believed affiliated with the Northern Virginia cell of the Episcopal Terrorist Network, or ETN, have demanded the release of political prisoners, as well as $1.2 million in cash and a free weekend at Shrine Mont.
Said parishioner Kemp Williams, “I would take these threats with the utmost seriousness. I’m a Christian, but we need to take out these effers. Drop the big one!”
Alison Campbell, another parishioner, took a different take. “I’m just the messenger, but the altar guild demands that these terrorists stay out of the sacristy. Last time they rolled through, they left fingerprints on the brassware!”
Bishop Malm declined comment, saying, “I don’t like conflict,” as he frantically dialed his lawyers at Sugarland, Joseph, O'Donnell. “Get a subpoena going,” he was heard saying. Our reporter was, however, able to obtain this exclusive photo.
Stay tuned for further details.
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The extremists, believed affiliated with the Northern Virginia cell of the Episcopal Terrorist Network, or ETN, have demanded the release of political prisoners, as well as $1.2 million in cash and a free weekend at Shrine Mont.
Said parishioner Kemp Williams, “I would take these threats with the utmost seriousness. I’m a Christian, but we need to take out these effers. Drop the big one!”
Alison Campbell, another parishioner, took a different take. “I’m just the messenger, but the altar guild demands that these terrorists stay out of the sacristy. Last time they rolled through, they left fingerprints on the brassware!”
Bishop Malm declined comment, saying, “I don’t like conflict,” as he frantically dialed his lawyers at Sugarland, Joseph, O'Donnell. “Get a subpoena going,” he was heard saying. Our reporter was, however, able to obtain this exclusive photo.
Stay tuned for further details.
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Re: See for Yourself: Sugarland Bishop Bob Malm Goes Into Hiding Due to Threat of Domestic Terrorists
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Ive seen him in that position b4
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Date: March 11, 2019 06:36AM
but he usually has his mouth gaped wide open to receive a hot load of my cum!