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Episcopal Priest Bob Malm and Domestic Terrorists
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Grace Gabber
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Date: March 03, 2019 12:47PM
Used to Episcopal priest Bob Malm looking — how to say this gently — well-fed? If so, you’ll be amazed when you see his stunning transformation.
Getting advice from world-class bodybuilder Mike Smith, Bob Malm proves that your golden years don’t have to be ones of shuffleboard, mahjong, lawn croquet, walkers and wheelchairs.
“No juice for me! I’m all natural!,” proclaimed Malm.
When asked what led to this amazing transformation, Malm said it was the threat of domestic terrorism that did it. “Realizing that my church was being threatened by made me want to take action. So I got in touch with folks from the Tea Party and Golds Gym and got to work. I’m telling you now: ‘Don’t tread on me!’”
“I’m outside Grace Church prior to each and every service,” added Malm. “Not only do we have single-button emergency transmitters at the ready, but I’m packing heat. Doubt it? Just try me.”
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Getting advice from world-class bodybuilder Mike Smith, Bob Malm proves that your golden years don’t have to be ones of shuffleboard, mahjong, lawn croquet, walkers and wheelchairs.
“No juice for me! I’m all natural!,” proclaimed Malm.
When asked what led to this amazing transformation, Malm said it was the threat of domestic terrorism that did it. “Realizing that my church was being threatened by made me want to take action. So I got in touch with folks from the Tea Party and Golds Gym and got to work. I’m telling you now: ‘Don’t tread on me!’”
“I’m outside Grace Church prior to each and every service,” added Malm. “Not only do we have single-button emergency transmitters at the ready, but I’m packing heat. Doubt it? Just try me.”
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Re: Episcopal Priest Bob Malm and Domestic Terrorists
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He Eats Big bags Of Dicks
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Date: March 04, 2019 06:21AM
And drinks their gravy!