Domestic Terrorist Looks Out Back Window, Sees Terrifying Sight

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Domestic Terrorist Looks Out Back Window, Sees Terrifying Sight

Posted by: Sugarland Newswire ()

Date: March 01, 2019 10:51PM

Sources tell SN that members of a domestic terrorist cell recently looked out there back window, only to be met with a terrifying image: Bob Malm, the bishop of Sugarland and Defender of the Faith, peering back in.

“I’ve got my AK47, my holy water, and my attorney with me, as well as a week-long supply of IKEA Malm diapers,” said the bishop.”I have everything I need to repel these terrorists and bring the gospel of Jesus to these heathens.”

“After all, Jesus is truth,” Malm added.
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