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See For Yourself:Eric "Judgement Proof" Bonetti kills dog
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SIA Agent 007
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Date: March 01, 2019 10:02PM
Random Hills, VA-
Today about 430pm Eric Bonetti ran over a dog near the intersection of Random Hills Road and Ridgetop Road. Investigators on the scene noted the absence of skidmarks in front of the dogs corpse. Questioned about the incident Mr. Bonetti said 'Fuck it. Fucker ran out in front of my car. I could have hit the brakes but what if I spilled my latte? What then? The hell are they gonna do? Sue me? Ahahahahaha!!!! Good luck!'
Given Mr. Bonetti's extensive real estate holdings throughout the United States and possibly even abroad, some observers are questioning why he and Mike Smith are spending so much time in this corner of the Commonwealth of Virginia? Bonetti said 'Well, you know, I was just passing through. I'm on the way to my home in Princeton, New Jersey. Hey! Did you hear that Bob Malm only has a few dozen followers on social media and that his wife is fat? What do you think about that, eh?'
Mr. Bonetti smirked then drove off and turned right on Fountainside Lane. Is this the scenic route to Princeton? Stay tuned for the latest developments.
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Today about 430pm Eric Bonetti ran over a dog near the intersection of Random Hills Road and Ridgetop Road. Investigators on the scene noted the absence of skidmarks in front of the dogs corpse. Questioned about the incident Mr. Bonetti said 'Fuck it. Fucker ran out in front of my car. I could have hit the brakes but what if I spilled my latte? What then? The hell are they gonna do? Sue me? Ahahahahaha!!!! Good luck!'
Given Mr. Bonetti's extensive real estate holdings throughout the United States and possibly even abroad, some observers are questioning why he and Mike Smith are spending so much time in this corner of the Commonwealth of Virginia? Bonetti said 'Well, you know, I was just passing through. I'm on the way to my home in Princeton, New Jersey. Hey! Did you hear that Bob Malm only has a few dozen followers on social media and that his wife is fat? What do you think about that, eh?'
Mr. Bonetti smirked then drove off and turned right on Fountainside Lane. Is this the scenic route to Princeton? Stay tuned for the latest developments.
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Re: See For Yourself:Eric "Judgement Proof" Bonetti kills dog
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Sugarland PoPo
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Date: March 01, 2019 10:37PM
Fortunately, our hidden camera spotted the real culprit, shown here.
When interviewed, this individual denied killing the dog, instead reporting that he had sprinkled it with holy water and commanded it to rise from the dead.
Our investigation continues, although a blue Ford Explorer was seen fleeing the scene.
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When interviewed, this individual denied killing the dog, instead reporting that he had sprinkled it with holy water and commanded it to rise from the dead.
Our investigation continues, although a blue Ford Explorer was seen fleeing the scene.
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