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See for Yourself: Bob Malm Publishes Book
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Sugarland Publishing Company
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Date: February 25, 2019 12:01PM
Bob Malm, the Episcopal Bishop of Sugarland, today released his new book, “Are There Terrorists in Your Church?” Published by Sugarland Publishing Company, the ground-breaking work provides clergy and laity alike with helpful information on how to spot terrorists in the church and deal effectively with them.
“I started writing the book in 2014, shortly after I fell and broke my neck,” said Malm. “Initially, after the surgery, I was in la-la land, so I thought, ‘What better way to deal with things than to write a book?’
“Shortly afterwards, I realized that a cell of the dreaded Episcopal Terrorists Network had infiltrated my parish. Advocating the release of political prisoners and self-rule for Sugarland, they posed a grave threat to the church.
“The lessons I learned are set forth in this book,’ Malm added. “Not only can you deal with terrorists, but I offer great tips on the best blood pressure meds, just in case you too put your head through a wall.”
Autographed copies are available for just $999. Call your bookseller today!
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“I started writing the book in 2014, shortly after I fell and broke my neck,” said Malm. “Initially, after the surgery, I was in la-la land, so I thought, ‘What better way to deal with things than to write a book?’
“Shortly afterwards, I realized that a cell of the dreaded Episcopal Terrorists Network had infiltrated my parish. Advocating the release of political prisoners and self-rule for Sugarland, they posed a grave threat to the church.
“The lessons I learned are set forth in this book,’ Malm added. “Not only can you deal with terrorists, but I offer great tips on the best blood pressure meds, just in case you too put your head through a wall.”
Autographed copies are available for just $999. Call your bookseller today!
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