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See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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Date: February 19, 2019 04:48PM
Random Hills, VA- (for immediate release)
Hot on the heels of the recent personal transformations carried out by Jeff Chiow and Bob Malm, this afternoon at Golds Gym Mike Smith revealed a new look of his own. To put it simply, he is jacked as fuck. As the attached photo reveals, some are even openly speculating if he is now in contention for the Mr. Olympia title. When asked how he made this incredible transformation, Mr. Smith responded, "You're probably wondering, how does someone go from being a dowdy, mid 50s couch potato to a physique that quite frankly rivals the top bodybuilders in the world? Well, uh, I can't reveal my secret but it definitely didn't involve the use of any PEDs. Nosiree. This transformation you're looking at is all natural, baby. Hard work. Dedication. Creatine."
Smith expanded on his transformation after hitting a double biceps pose, 'There's been a lot of lonely days and nights when Eric is protesting at dysfunction junction, writing posts on Fairfax Underground, or doing legwork for his next lawsuit. For a while I didn't know what to do with all my free time. But then I heard the iron calling my name. I got a gym membership, one thing led to the next, and here I am.'
When asked about his future plans, Smith said 'Well, you know what they say. Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder but nobody want to lift no heavy ass weights."
One can only speculate on Smith's future plans but his future certainly looks bright.
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Hot on the heels of the recent personal transformations carried out by Jeff Chiow and Bob Malm, this afternoon at Golds Gym Mike Smith revealed a new look of his own. To put it simply, he is jacked as fuck. As the attached photo reveals, some are even openly speculating if he is now in contention for the Mr. Olympia title. When asked how he made this incredible transformation, Mr. Smith responded, "You're probably wondering, how does someone go from being a dowdy, mid 50s couch potato to a physique that quite frankly rivals the top bodybuilders in the world? Well, uh, I can't reveal my secret but it definitely didn't involve the use of any PEDs. Nosiree. This transformation you're looking at is all natural, baby. Hard work. Dedication. Creatine."
Smith expanded on his transformation after hitting a double biceps pose, 'There's been a lot of lonely days and nights when Eric is protesting at dysfunction junction, writing posts on Fairfax Underground, or doing legwork for his next lawsuit. For a while I didn't know what to do with all my free time. But then I heard the iron calling my name. I got a gym membership, one thing led to the next, and here I am.'
When asked about his future plans, Smith said 'Well, you know what they say. Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder but nobody want to lift no heavy ass weights."
One can only speculate on Smith's future plans but his future certainly looks bright.
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Re: See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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Dear Edditor
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Date: February 19, 2019 08:55PM
News tip: They now live in Alexandria.
Not saying where, but I’ll give you a hint: Those two sick, twisted terrorists are somewhere they could rain mortar shells down on Graceland and a certain house on Sanford Street.
Call the FBI! Call the Alexandria popo! Alert the Sugarland military! OMG....I’M HIDING IN MY BASEMENT EVEN AS I TYPE THIS!!!!
Not saying where, but I’ll give you a hint: Those two sick, twisted terrorists are somewhere they could rain mortar shells down on Graceland and a certain house on Sanford Street.
Call the FBI! Call the Alexandria popo! Alert the Sugarland military! OMG....I’M HIDING IN MY BASEMENT EVEN AS I TYPE THIS!!!!
Re: See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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MFS
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Date: February 20, 2019 08:02PM
My hero, Robert Hiller Trump
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Re: See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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Lying liar
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Date: February 20, 2019 09:36PM
Who lives in Alexandria?
Riiiiiiiight.
Riiiiiiiight.
Re: See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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LMAO at You
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Date: February 20, 2019 09:52PM
Lying liar? Oh yeah, that would be Bob Malm. Let’s see:
- “Don’t worry about it, they’ll be retiring this year.”
- Mrs. Bonetti made multiple appointments with him and no-showed.
- Eric never served as a police officer.
- Eric was never licensed as an attorney.
- Eric violated the court order.
- Only Leslie has posted about things, when we all know Lardass Lindsey has done so too.
Bob Malm. Lying trailer park trash.
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- “Don’t worry about it, they’ll be retiring this year.”
- Mrs. Bonetti made multiple appointments with him and no-showed.
- Eric never served as a police officer.
- Eric was never licensed as an attorney.
- Eric violated the court order.
- Only Leslie has posted about things, when we all know Lardass Lindsey has done so too.
Bob Malm. Lying trailer park trash.
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Re: See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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Does he like man sauce?
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Date: February 21, 2019 12:11PM
I can work up a large load, if that's what he likes!
Re: See For Yourself:Mike Smith is jacked as f*(&*
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Alexiei Alexiovich
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Date: February 21, 2019 11:13PM
Eric, that's some great whataboutism. You working with the Russians again?
Who lives in Alexandria?
Who lives in Alexandria?