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Planet Malm CEO Bob Malm Announces Special Two-Year VIP Membership Package
Posted by: Planet Malm ()
Date: January 31, 2019 11:30AM

January 31, 2019

Joe Blow
Media Relations Director
Planet Malm
3601 Russell Road
Alexandria VA 22035

Planet Malm Offers Special VIP Membership

Planet Malm, Sugarland’s premier vacation destination, today announced a special two-year membership package. Available only to a select few, this unique offering affords members unlimited time at our two beachfront resorts, access to special golf packages, as well as unique fitness offerings, including participation in the Boston Marathon. Additionally, members enjoy concierge business services, including unlimited media and public relations support.

“Our new Robert H. Malm VIP package offers a range of amenities for the discerning guest,” said CEO Bob Malm. “In addition to our many other benefits, members enjoy our unlimited Clergy-on-Call services while at the beach, or playing the links. Further, our social media and public relations executives are available 24/7, as well as unlimited access to the Sugarland Chiow Legal Services Plan. Best of all, members enjoy deep discounts to services at the Leslie E. Malm School of Cosmetology and HVAC Repair, located nearby.”

Membership is by invitation only, with preference given to those making a minimum $260,000 contribution to Planet Malm HVAC Fund, a non-profit dedicated to keeping things chill during the summer months.

Members of the Elite Robert H. Malm VIP package also may worship at the Sacred Face of Jesus Shrine, located just outside the Planet Malm lacrosse fields. There, pilgrims may venerate the sacred image of Jesus, which miraculously appeared on an air conditioning unit just before the Grace Episcopal Church annual meeting.

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