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Breaking News:Additional Serving of chocolate ice cream now under consideration
Posted by: Michael Bruce Curry ()
Date: January 02, 2019 09:21PM

Shortly after this weekend I will be out of town to meet with several individuals and take part in an ice cream sundae social. I was previously planning to limit myself to two bowls but am now considering the consumption of a third. Should a decision be made to proceed, I anticipate that the third bowl will be served about eighteen minutes after the second bowl and only after I feign being full and not wanting the third bowl.

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Re: Breaking News:Additional Serving of chocolate ice cream now under consideration
Posted by: Eric Bonetti ()
Date: January 02, 2019 09:37PM

Quick, call the police! He’s using a pseudonym!

Where’s Sugarland Chiow when you need him? This clearly is a threat.

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Re: Breaking News:Additional Serving of chocolate ice cream now under consideration
Posted by: Eric Bonetti ()
Date: January 02, 2019 09:39PM

My husband views this as making good on threats already made.
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