Mama Cass Les Malm, with funding from the “Jesus is Truth” Center and IKEA, today announced the “Salvation Burger,” a premium offering that will soon be available in IKEA stores worldwide.
Featuring a 40-pound patty, this new gourmet offering was featured in “Town and Country” magazine in its “Haute Cuisine” section.
“After a long day hunting domestic terrorists, I wasn’t content with my normal ham sandwich,” said Mama Cass Les. “I needed something big. Seriously big.”
Also available as the smaller “Batshit Burger,” this gourmet meal also will be available at the Rogers, Joseph O’Donnell law firm cafeteria, which recently was redecorated with portraits of Queen Elizabeth II, the world’s longest reigning British monarch, and Fr. Bob Malm, Graceland’s longest reigning rector.
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