The “Jesus is Truth” Center for Outreach and Healing, located on the plush grounds of the Robert Hiller Malm Center’s award-winning golf course, today announced a new course to help children care for aging parents. The course, “Six Causes of Paranoia in Aging and What to Do,” makes clear that only 40 percent of such cases involve Alzheimer’s and other forms of dementia. Thus, assessing the causes of paranoia in the elderly is essential to ensuring their safety.
“I’m so glad to have this program,” said one young participant. “Ever since grandpa had his big tumble, he has been imagining that terrorists are out to get him!”
The cost is $999.99 per participant, and those signing up in the next two weeks get a FREE Book of Common Prayer AND an IKEA toaster.
So sign up today—seats are limited!
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