Band Apologizes for Terrorizing Episcopal Priest Bob Malm

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Band Apologizes for Terrorizing Episcopal Priest Bob Malm

Posted by: Kathy Coffee ()

Date: September 16, 2018 09:46PM

Members of the Killer B’s band, based in Richmond Virginia, offered a heartfelt apology today to Episcopal priest Bob Malm, who reportedly phoned police to complain that he was “terrorized” by their name.

“We came up to play for Bob’s birthday,” a spokeswoman for the band said. “Never did we imagine we’d be accused of domestic terrorism.”

Meanwhile, a spokesperson for the Houston Astros, where a group of players was designated as the “Killer B’s” by fans, struggled to formulate a response.

“As America’s sport, our baseball franchise never realized it would reduce Grace Episcopal Church and its rector to a state of abject terror,” the spokesman said. The franchise failed to respond to requests for further comment, instead referring the matter to Sugarland police.

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